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Garth Marenghi's DarkplaceWriting and listening, recording and producing Music. Playing and teaching Guitar. Poetry, Painting, Photography, Reading, Cooking, Nature, Archaeology, Paleontology, Animation, Art History, Brothel Creepers. James is a fellow Taurean and enjoys the sweet smell of good perfume, he is sensitive to light and sound and enjoys good physical and sensual love making. He is extremely vunerable to flirtation according to the Collins Gem book of Zodiac Types.
The biggest Crocodile in the world. George Grosz, Digby the Worlds Biggest Dog. Everybody is welcome in this world, so don't be shy, just don't be a crashing self obsessed bore with nothing of interest to report. As there is no option for 'who I would not want to meet' I attest the following: people who adopt transatlantic accents when they decide to involve themselves in music (like emo, whiney, contrived dick heads), rapists, nefarious Gob Shites of the underworld, dishonest Gob blowers who will not take responsibility for their own actions, anyone who thinks Big Brother offers any value to the Earth and anyone who dislikes Crocodiles.
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Name: James Allan Parkinson
Birthday: 15th May
Birthplace: Burnley, Lancashire
Current Location: Leicester
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Dark Brown (Skin head)
Height: 5'9''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Handed
Your Heritage: Cheese
The Shoes You Wore Today: Brothel Creepers
Your Weakness: Nice Guitars and Cheese
Your Fears: Never fear the cheese
Your Perfect Pizza: Turtle Pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Play my Rock'n'Roll in fantastic clubs around Snazz Land
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I am a diplomatic efficent master
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyelashes of power
Your Bedtime: when thou is tired of the day
Your Most Missed Memory: the first time I ever saw Gregory the golden sandy coloured labrador
Pepsi or Coke: Shirley
MacDonalds or Burger King: Whimpy
Do you Smoke: a large pipe made from Dave Lee Travis's Beard
Do you Swear: Not as much as Timothy Dalton
Do you Sing: like the love child of Paul Rodgers and Mulligan and O'Hare
Do you think you are Attractive: As attractive as Cyril Sneers impending leer
Do you play an Instrument: Snazzy Guitar, Jazzy Bass, Plonky Piano
In the past month have you been on Stage: I will always be on stage until thou has snuffed it
You Are Ernie
Playful and childlike, you are everyone's favorite friend - even if your goofy antics get annoying at times.
You are usually feeling: Amused - you are very easily entertained
You are famous for: Always making people smile. From your silly songs to your wild pranks, you keep things fun.
How you life your life: With ease. Life is only difficult when your friends won't play with you!
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Your Life: The Soundtrack
Opening credits: The Stone Roses - Elephant Stone
Waking up: New Order - Age of Consent
Average day: Led Zeppelin - Down by the seaside
First date: Dead Kennedys - Pull my strings
Falling in love: Sundays - Goodbye
Love scene: P.M.Dawn - Set adrift on memory bliss
Fight scene: Guns and Roses - Night Train
Breaking up: Magazine - You never knew me
Getting back together: Pulp - Do you remember the first time?
Secret love: Neil Young - On the Beach
Life's okay: Manics - Stay Beautiful
Mental breakdown: Rainbow - Stargazer
Driving: Black Sabbath - Neon Knights
Learning a lesson: The Clash - Lost In the Supermarket
Deep thought: Free - Mouthful of grass
Flashback: Joe Satriani - Crushing Day
Partying: Whitesnake - Still Of the Night
Happy dance: Wham - Freedom
Regreting: Joy Division - Shadow Play
Long night alone: Bob Dyaln - Frankie Lee and Judas Priest
Death scene: The Smtihs - Asleep
Closing credits: The Jam - Man in the Cornershop
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James performs heroic guitar duties in the mighty 'Subjects of the City and also plays bass in 'Jamie Says'. He has been a songwriter for the last six years and plays guitar, bass, piano and percussion. He also teaches guitar to pupils of all levels and ages and has been trying his best as a sound egineer and producer over the last two years.Some of his favourite Music Acts:
A-ha, Alice in Chains, Arcade Fire, Aztec Camera, The Beatles, Black Sabbath, Blondie, Boston, David Bowie, Ian Brown, Jeff Buckley, Kate Bush, Johnny Cash, The Clash, Cocteau Twins, Leonard Cohen, Cream, Crosby, Stills & Nash, The Cure, Dead Kennedys, The Dears, Deep Purple, Depeche Mode, The Doors, Doves, Duran Duran, Bob Dylan, The Editors, Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster, Fleetwood Mac, Free, Futureheads, Gang of Four, Guns and Roses, Jimi Hendrix, Humble Pie, Ian Hunter, The Jam, James, Jimmy Eat World, Joy Division, Killing Joke, The Killers, Kings of Leon, Led Zeppelin, Jenny Lewis, Magazine, Manic Street Preachers, Morrissey, Motown/ Soul (Little Stevie Wonder, James Brown, Jackson 5, Rare Earth, Ottis Redding, Marvin Gaye, Martha Vandella etc..) Mumm Ra, My Vitriol, New Order, Nico, Nirvana, Allan Parkinson, Pearl Jam, Pet Shop Boys, Pink Floyd, Pixies, P.M.Dawn, Prince, Prodigy, Public Enemy, Pulp, Queen, Queens of the Stone Age, Radiohead, Rainbow, R.A.T.M, R.E.M, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Lou Reed, Rolling Stones, Dave Lee Roth, Roxy Music, Joe Satriani, Sea food, Sex Pistols, Simon and Garfunkel, The Skids, Small Faces, Smashing Pumpkins, Patti Smith, The Smiths, Springsteen, Stone Roses, Style Council, Subjects of the City, Suede, The Sundays, Talulah Gosh, Tears for Fears, Television, Thin Lizzy, Throwing Muses, Thunder, U2, Ultravox, Van Halen, Velvet Underground, Tom Waits, Whitesnake, White Stripes, The Who, The Yardbirds, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Yo La Tengo, Neil Young, Frank Zappa, ZZ Top, 2 Pac.Interesting fact: Adam Ant's 'Stand and Deliver' was NO.1 in the UK Charts when young Jamesie was born.As all great guitarist's should have a Top Ten (or twenty in me case) of Guitar Solos, here are Jimmy's:1. Thin Lizzy - Dancing In the Moonlight2. Gary Moore & Philip Lynott - Out In the Fields3. Gun's and Roses - Rocket Queen4. Manic Street Preachers - La tristesse durera (scream to a sigh)5. Extreme - Sexy Suzi (wants her all day what...)6. Thin Lizzy - With Love7. Gary Moore and Phil Lynott - Military Man8. Manic Street Preachers - Donkeys9. Black Sabbath - Lonely Is the Word10. Aztec Camera - Somewhere in my Heart11. The Clash - Lost In the Supermarket12. Suede - We are the Pigs13. The Skids - Out of Town14. DO-IT - Long Way from Paradise15. Cream - I Feel Free16. Morrisey - Hairdresser on Fire17. Pearl Jam - Why go home?18. Pixies - Monkey Gone To Heaven19. Tears for Fears - Everybody Wants To Rule The World20 Steve Vai - For the Love of GodMe favourite song of all time!
Manic Street Preachers - Stay Beautiful
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Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back (favourite Film), Return of the Jedi, First three Alien films (especially the directors cut versions for Aliens and Alien 3). Dawn of the Dead, Transformers the movie, Flash Gordon, The Dark Crystal, The Goonies, Evil Dead Triology, Indiana Jones Triology, Rambo, Spinal Tap, Monty Phython films, Jaws (and just Jaws!), Carry On films, Taxi Driver, The Jerk, Space Balls, Watership Down, The Land Before Time, Clerks, One flew over the Cuckoo's Nest, Predator, Sleeper, Manhattan, The Thing, Batman Begins, Wallace and Grommit Films, Alligator, The Wild Geese, Conan the Barbarian, Team America (Matt Damon!), The Living Daylights, Casino Royale, Orginal King Kong, Spiderman 2, Classic Hammer Horrors (especially Dracula, The Reptile, The Devil Rides Out and any with buxom young classic looking girls!), Goodfellas, Jason and the Argonauts (or anything that's been blessed by the magic of Ray Harryhausen!) etc...watership down song "Bright Eyes"
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Reeves and Mortimer, FUNKY SQUAD, Monty Python, Allan Partridge, Coogans Run, Garth Marenghi's Dark Place, Snuff Box, Day Today, Jam, Brass Eye, Bottom, The Young Ones, The Comic Strip (Bad News!!!!), Round the Bend, Adam and Joe Show, Yes Priminister, Stella Street, Only Fools & Horses, Saved by the Bell, Sponge Bob Squarepants, Ren and Stimpy, Black Adder, Peep Show, Seinfeld, Curb your enthusiasm, Porridge, That Peter Kay Thing, Screw ball Squirrel, The Muppet Show, Pheonix Nights, Trailer Park Boys, Simpsons, Dungeons and Dragons, Visionaries, The Racoons, Crystal Maze, Catch Phrase, A-Team, Life On Earth, Dooby Ducks Disco Bus, City of Gold, Ulysses 31, Starsky & Hutch, Wizzbit, Question time, Look Around you, The Tube, South Park, The Mighty Boosh, X Factor (at the beginning, when everyones really shit as opposed to shit!)
George Orwell - 1984, Down and Out in Paris and London, Animal Farm, Road to Wigan Pier. Mary Shelly -Frankenstein, William Golding - Lord of the Flies, Bram Stokers - Dracula, The Hobbit - Tolkien, Midnight Express - Billy Hayes & William Hoffer are just some to mention. Music Biographies are a partucular favourite (Everything by Simon Price, Hammer of the Gods by Stephen Davis, My Ever Changing Moods by John Reed, The Songs that Saved your Life by Simon Goddard, Bob Dylans Chronicles etc.. Poetry - Sylvia Plath, T.S.Elliot, Ted Hughes, Oscar Wilde, Philip Larkin. Short stories - Edgar Allan Poe, Art books (artists, history, styles)All the Greek Mythologies and Norse Legends. Nature, History and Dinosaur books, National Geographic, Childrens Books - Roland Rat Annual, The Stinky Cheese Man, Usbourne book of dragons, Aesop's Fables, All Roald Dahl books, especially 'The Enourmous Crocodile','The Twits' and the 'Witches'. Owns a large collection of Marvel US/UK Comics and 2000AD, including some quite rare ones, also an enourmous collection of Garfield books. Chad Roberts 1 & 2 by the snazztastic writer James Brookes Buckley.
George Grosz, Bob Mortimer, James Dean Bradfield, George Orwell, Peter Cook, Matt Berry (Todd Rivers), Wolverine, Allan Parkinson (Father, Guitar extrodinaire) and me mother (the saint), Timothy Dalton, Greg Mitchell, The Wild Geese, Chris Morris, Doc Croc and other Crocodiles.