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The real story of Chuck Norris

.................................... In a hostile conversation between Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel, Chuck was quoted saying, "Vin, why don't you walk back into your house, go into the pantry, pull out a bag of 'fuck off' chips, open the package, decide you need some dip, then open the refridgerator and grab some extra spicy 'eat shit' dip, and eat the whole lot, you fucking asshole." Norris later remarked that though his comments were harsh, he meant what he said and he does not regret it. He continued on to say, "I hate that pansy, I mean he can't even grow a beard, for fuck sakes!"__________________________________ Chuck Norris was once in a car accident leaving him paralyzed from the waist down. While in a wheelchair,he roundhouse kicked Christopher Reeves in the face and said, "Who's super now?"_________________________________________ A freak accident involving Chuck Norris and a severe thunderstorm turned an ordinary Total Gym into Richard Dean Anderson, star of TV series "MacGyver". Scholars around the world maintain that this is the only known case of irony that is both situational and dramatic._______________________________________________ Ray Combs of the Family Fued didn't commit suicide. Chuck Norris killed him and made it look like a suicide because Combs was giving him "the evil eye"._______________________________________________ Some chick was giving Chuck Norris head and his jizz was so strong that it went all the way through her digestive system, and got her pregnant._____________________________________________ While serving in Vietnam, Chuck Norris's diet consisted of trail mix made from the testcles of enemy soldiers. He also threw in a handful of roasted almonds to build muscle.______________________________________________ Chuck Norris is actually one of a thousand clones created from DNA from a single strand of hair from Vin Diesel's headhey, i'm antoine, i got an other website, have a look, more pics HERE hi5 profile This band is bloody awesome, joe i miss yu batey boy, yur maybe english lol, but yur one of my best friends ever, look at their website everybody every friday prophetsI had a really nice time at wac 05 thx evrybody from there, i'm sad to have left yu brothers and sis, i'll always remember yu. have a look wacHome | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds