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kelso

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About Me

Geek. Freak. Greek.Hopeless Romantic.Shopaholic. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

love. animals. vampires. friends. education. reading. movies. music. sleep. food. white wine. coffee. lolcats. Scene It. video games. Joss Whedon. Judd Apatow. geeking out.

I'd like to meet:

The Cullens and Bella Swan.Princess Diana.Michael Palin. Eric Idle.intelligent and genuine people.people obsessed with the same things I am, so we can geek out.Jonathan Rhys Meyers... so I can ravage him.I'd also like to ravage this beautiful French man...

Music:

Lit. Relient K. Foo Fighters. Something Corporate/Jack's Mannequin. The Beatles. Switchfoot. Cyndi Lauper. Red Hot Chili Peppers. Aerosmith. John Mayer. Maxeen. Everybody Else. Papa Roach. Starting Line. The Format. Mury. The Contingency Plan.classic rock'n'roll. motown. doo-wop. bass-driven beats. catchy-as-hell 80's hits. 50's tunes. brit rock.

Movies:

Life as a House. Fight Club. Tommy Boy. [Disney's] Robin Hood. Grease. Monty Python. Saw. Harry Potter. XMen. Final Destination. Drop Dead Fred.musicals. cheesy 80's flicks. blood and guts horror. vulgar, immature comedies. vampire tales. comic book superheroes. Disney classics. British comedies.John Cusack. Reese Witherspoon. Ryan Gosling. Ellen Page. Steve Zahn. Drew Barrymore. Emile Hirsch. Alan Tudyk. Justin Long. Ryan Reynolds. Scarlett Johansson. Christina Applegate. Chris Farley. Edward Norton. Adam Sandler. Devon Sawa. Ali Larter. Ron Livingston. David Boreanaz. Joaquin Phoenix. Kate Beckinsale. Keira Knightly.

Television:

Heroes. Firefly. Freaks and Geeks. Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Gilmore Girls. Angel. Nip/Tuck. South Park. Invader Zim. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles [circa 1987]. Bones. King Of The Hill. Family Guy. Roswell. Animaniacs. My Name Is Earl. Mythbusters. What Not To Wear. iCarly. Drake & Josh.Discover Channel. TLC. The Science Channel. Food Network. Cartoon Network. Comedy Central. Animal Planet.medical shows. animal shows. citchy sitcoms.

Books:


MySpace CountdownI have a list of probably 100+ books that I plan on reading ASAP.Stephenie Meyer. JK Rowling. Augusten Burroughs. VC Andrews. Chuck Palahniuk. Lilian Jackson Braun. Ann Brashares. Christopher Moore.true stories. vampire tales. wizardry worlds.Messiah by my pirate girl Megan is AMAZING beyond all reason. Made me cry. This girl is brilliantly talented, and I'm honored to have her as my friend.

Heroes:

Matt. grandpa [RIP]. family. Rachana. Kalhi. Amanda. Carrie.genuine people.

My Blog

some things that everyone should know...

they're = they + arethere = an indication of locationtheir = an indication of possessiontwo = the number 2too = also, in addition; or an indication of excess (too much, too red, too stupid)to = ...pre...
Posted by kelso on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 06:32:00 PST

more funnies :)

***NO OFFENSE to anyone who is Mormon. You know I love you, but you have to admit these are funny*** This is to all of you that may be a Mormon, that may know a Mormon, that may live in Utah, tha...
Posted by kelso on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hahahaha...

You Know You're From Utah When... Green jell-o with carrots mixed in doesn't seem strange. You can pronounce Tooele. The U is not just a letter - Neither is the Y. You have actually eate...
Posted by kelso on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

it's official...

I have THE BEST boyfriend in the world. :) Be jealous, oh-so jealous...
Posted by kelso on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST