#James

Jumping over and getting on top of things.
Commence babble: I rollerboot, make beats, work in an office doing computer stuff (which I hate and would like to change), write things, smoke, try to avoid staying in one place for too long (which I'm currently failing at), lift things at the gym, make burritos, used to do drugs (lately not so many), read books because- contrary to popular opinion- using your brain is something people need practice at outside of work or school, steer clear of smalltalk drama-gossip types, suck at drawing these days, and have a hard time compiling lists of things that I do. I'm a picky eater because my metabolism wants me to be fat before I'm ready (between you and me: my metabolism can go fuck itself). I notice a lot of people on here saying that they want to meet people for the sake of 'intelligent conversation', and can't help but think: What are you, fucking stupid? Sometimes I take things too seriously and throw my lungs at people. It's usually hilarious, or entirely inappropriate (there, I even included some self-loathing for good measure). I think that Will Ferrel is an overdone joke, and Dane Cook was never funny to begin with. No, really. I'm never sarcastic, and anyone who has read this far should probably take me very seriously.