Blink

The hampster that spins the wheel in my head is addicted to drugs. His name is Corkey. He is also addicted to honeybuns, so he normally lays under the wheel pawing at it, drinking his Miller High Life. When he's not drunk or stoned, and actually gets on the wheel, hobbling to spin it on his three legs, I do what any other guy does, hunt and trap beaver. Guys often ask, what is the best bait to trap beaver with? What works for me is called the flex. Just walk up to them, and show'em what you got, pow!