I like children and animals. But not together; different wines, innit.
I like music. Music is not a competition. That's why it's classed as 'art', not 'sport'. If you don't agree with me, I challenge you to a duel.
Oh, most of it I should imagine.
Particularly, but in no particular order: Shihad, Vast, Space, 'A', Middleman, Gavatron, O Fracas, Bloodhound Gang, Arid, 28 Days, Rocket Science, Random Hand, Sizer Barker, Misty's Big Adventure, Alabama 3, Terrorvision, Out From Animals, U R Penetrators, Huey Lewis and the News, Mercury Rev, Spin Doctors, Bonzo Dog Dooh-Dah Band, Susskind, Foo Fighters, Magnet, Willy Mason, Madness, David Wrench, El Presidente, Sultans Of Ping FC, Presidents of the USA, Stagger Lee, Greenday, Snow Patrol, Rex Radio, Dusty Not Digital, The Cure, Wilt, Johnny Poindexter, The Research, The Arcade Fire, Elevator Suite, Turn, The Wildhearts, Goldblade, Filament, Electric Eel Shock, Polyphonic Spree, Razorlight, Muse (old school), Hundred Reasons, Beastie Boys, Straw, Feeder (old school), The Colony, Gemma Hayes, Nathan Burton, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Crash Convention, GnR, Rainbow, Saxon and much affiliated classic 80s hair rock, some Killers, some Franz Ferdinand, Ooo, and a bit of drum n bass an all.
I'll stop there for the moment, before I become one of those people with an unreadably long list. Currently enjoying putting whoever I like on at Rio's in Leeds - www.myspace.com/liveloungeleeds
Anything - ANYTHING - apart from Dunston Checks In. Never make me watch that again.
Animation is generally a good bet.
But... wait a minute... what if someone animates Dunston Checks In?...
If it's funny, I like it. If it's supposed to be funny, and it's not, I like it.
Roger Hargreaves - his work touches me deeply
Is it a ladybird? Is it a paper aeroplane? No! It's Nano-Yak!
Procrastination Girl - never there in the nick of time.
Gavatron - scrambling brains with his postcore comedy gold techno noise
Danger Mouse - rescuing hippies from fires since... that time he set fire to a house full of hippies
SuperJack and The Boy Chewy - making sure weirdos at bus stops STOP before they even start
Danny 'The Disaster' North - he might injure himself horribly trying to save the day, but he'll do it anyway
Villains:
Sly Poindexter - hasn't done anything too bad yet, but he's blatantly planning it
Temptress Tig - loser of days
Evil Janet Hasselhoff - the most terrifying tranny you've ever seen