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Created by Crazyprofile.comJaye©PRODUCT RESTRICTIONSThe Jaye© is limited to FRIENDS ONLY – all other access is denied. Emotional and sexual needs are NOT supported by this model.USER MANUALIs compatible with most consoles, PSII, X-BOX and 360 –Once installed it will remain stationary and may only be manually removed.Can act as partner in crime whilst on pub-crawl, although caution must be exercised – Excessive intake of alcohol may result in loss of motor functions, technical difficulties and a giggling heap on the ground/floor.Can be used in philosophical discussions in appropriate environment – Need to be topped up with either tea or hot chocolate.May be used as human shield during scary parts in horror films – The Jaye© is unafraid and will protect you.The Jaye© is safe around children, animals and plants.MODESThe Jaye© comes with four modes
SLEEP (standby)
CHILL OUT
SOCIAL
SESSION
The modes will occur at random and are non negotionable.WARNING!Avoid damaging the Jaye© at all times, this will result in heavy fines – either, emotional or physical, complete with denied access.The Jaye© does not obey orders as it comes fully downloaded with free will – It will think, say and behave as it pleases independently of outer influences.Excessive exposure is cautioned as product is addictive.Avoid cold and rain – product not waterproof.LAST BUT NOT LEASTComes complete with tattoos, piercings, headphones and a smilelayout
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