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" Well, I'm 23 and I come from way up the back end of Scotland. Helmsdale to be precise. I lived there for 18 years, then moved to Edinburgh for like 2 months to go to Napier to study Psychology and Sociology. After deciding it wasn't for me, I moved to Inverness and lived there for 2 years. Made some life long friends there, and had a ball doing it. Then I moved back up to Helmsdale to be with my Dad, then I moved down to Glasgow to go to college to study Music, and here I am. I'm currently at North Glasgow College doing the HND Music Performance course, which I love so much. Music is my life. I am a singer/songwriter. I love a party as much as the next person, and being a student, well.... there's more partying going on than studying that's for sure. I want to become as successful a singer as I can possibly be. My one ambition in life is to make it with my college band, Lithium. Either that, or form a solid songwriting patrnership with my current lead guitarist, as we write all the songs for Lithium.

The Helmie Dictonary
If you've ever wondered "What in the name of Christ are you talking about?" While engaged in conversation with a resident of Helmsdale, this is the guide for you.
Gig – 1. Cannabis, Pot. 2. To Gig – To smoke Cannabis, Pot etc.
Rookoo – 1. To express woe. “Rookoo, no vod left”.
Goosed – 1. To be broken, wrecked. “Fuck me; I was Goosed after last night”. See “Snook” Also.
Weapon – 1. To Express Delight, Happiness. Weapon, I just nicked a Litre bottle of Vod from the Marquee Tent”. 2. For Something that is cool “Those Decks are utter Weapons” 3. For a Sexy Female “Fuck me, she’s weapon”.
SKEE-ERK – 1. To express sadness “SKEE-ERK, all the windmills are done”
Rooked – 1. To be heavily Under the Influence of Alcohol “Jesus, he’s fucking rooked”
WANTING? – 1. A word used by Boothy’s Landlady, used before many statements. “WANTING TEA?, WANTING LINES?, WANTING SEX?”
Snook – 1. Another term for Goosed. “I’m still snooked, wish I hadn’t tanned that vod”
Kur-da-la-KuKu – 1. Another was to say Fuck Sake. “Oh Kur-da-la-Kuku, I fucking lost ma wallet, and my jacket”
Reeeeek – 1. A farewell, but “I Reek” Can be a greeting. “I reek, what’s on? Reeeek!”
Rooster – 1. A Co-Op Rip off of Red Bull, adopted by the Helmies. Often used in Liquid Cocaine (LC’s). “Oi, Pass the rooster… Weapon”
Ripsnort – 1. Used to describe the driver of a fast car, usually a middle aged man in a Vectra diesel. “Fuck me he was fairly ripsnorting there”. "See the speed that cunt was goin? Wot a ripsnorter".
Tanning - Normally used to describe someone bollock naked, lapping up the suns rays, but can be affiliated with drinking or taking in any substance into your body. "I just tanned 8 bottles of vod & now im unconscious". "Just tanned a few G of Charlie, My face is solid numb”.
Ripper - See also 'Weapon'. Used to express glee or delight at something. "This cider is ripper!!". "Was out drink driving last night, it was fucking ripper"
Solid - Normally used in the form of “My willy is solid after watching Hollyoaks”, But in Helmsdale, used to emphasise something. "That new batch of tweets are weapon" would turn "that new batch of tweets are solid weapon!". "Sorry pal but your car is solid shit!"
Baked - See "Snooked" and "Rooked".
Caked - See Snooked, "Rooked" and "Baked".
Nutted - See Snooked, "Rooked", "Baked"
and "Caked".


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My Interests

Songwriting, singing, gigging, drinkning (ok, getting plastered/mortal/shitfaced etc), dancing (badly and usually falling over and tearing ligaments in my knee in Cube), doing stupid and wild stuff with the flatmates, like watching Marie's wheel trim fall off on the motorway, setting the fire alarms off in the flat, laughing as Marie falls over doing stunts, Doing handbrake turns in the car and fucking up Carly's wheel bearing, throwing potatoes out the window at neds, throwing onions out the window at neds, throwing anything out the window at neds (socks, shoes, fruit and veg etc)

I'd like to meet:

: Ville Valo.. ...... width="425" height="350" .... And anyone I can give hugs and attention to.

Music:

HIM, Michael Bolton, INXS, Velvet Revolver, Sting, Duran Duran, Nightwish, Lacuna Coil, Stone Temple Pilots, Pink, Celine Dion, Whitney Houston, Machine Head, Guns N Roses, Slayer, Trivium, Bullet For My Valentine, Foo Fighters, Sister Hazel, Evanescence, Within Temptation, Arch Enemy, Nirvana, The Darkness, Tenacious D, Pantera, Muse, Ozzy, Kid Rock, Godsmack, Gavin Degraw, Creed, Huey Lewis and The News, Electric Six, Disturbed, Jimmy Eat World, Nine Inch Nails, KoRn, Godsmack, Creed, Linkin Park, Backstreet Boys, 5ive, Too Wet For Velvet, Anathema, Icon Of Coil, Ladytron, Paramore, Tracy Chapman, Opeth, Tristania, Season's End, The Rasmus, Leanne Rimes, Dogstar, The Ramblers, Too Wet For Velvet, and ofcourse... Metallica,

Movies:

Sorority Boys (BEST FILM EVER MADE), Little Nicky, Happy Gilmore, The Exorcism of Emily Rose, Constantine, The Nightmare before Chrsitmas, Dukes of Hazzard, Labyrinth, Willow, Notting Hill, Mickey Blue Eyes, The Da Vinci Code, The Goonies, The Waterboy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Kill Bill Vols 1 & 2, The Santa Clause, Waynes World, Beautiful Creatures, Splash, Bad Company, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Ghost Ship, Titanic, Romeo and Juliet, LOTR (I - III), Harry Potter (all films), The Grudge, Cruel Intentions, The Crow, The Crow (salvation), Edward Scissorhands, Sleepy Hollow, Lord Of War, Love Actually, Bulletproof Monk, Space Adventure Cobra (manga), American Psycho, Equilibreum, Minority Report, Top Gun, Alfie, The Virgin Suicides, Girl Interrupted, Oh Brother Where Art Thou, Interview With The Vampire, Queen Of The Damned, Batman Returns, Corpse Bride, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (not the remake!!), Dark City, Gingersnaps

Television:

Emmerdale, Coronation Street, Eastenders, Hollyoaks, Friends, Ally McBeal, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Desperate Housewives, Ghost Whisperer

Books:

Dan Brown's - The Da Vinci Code, Angels and Demons, Deception Point Anything by Anne Rice, she rocks, but The Witching Hour is amazing. The Bell Jar Heart Of Darkness Lord Of The Flies Anything to do with The Knights Templar, it's so interesting

Heroes:

Ville Valo, Michael Bolton, Celine Dion, Annie Lennox, Stevie Wonder, Lars Ulrich, Leanne Rimes, and Callum Pash (he writes great guitar solos for our band!)

My Blog

Reflections on the fastest year of my life

A year ago, I had no clue where I was going or who I was going to meet. Strangely enough, fate has a way of working out sometimes, although cruel touches have come along with the sweetness. Going into...
Posted by Just Lainey on Mon, 21 May 2007 12:15:00 PST

Again...neglecting

Neglecting the myspae again, due to work work and college. Got 89% in my resit for creative industries, which I am really proud of, and I am getting an apple ibook next week to use for my music record...
Posted by Just Lainey on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 02:42:00 PST

bored...

Work was good, didn't really mess up, just gonna take me a bit of time to get used to all the different kinds of transactions. Bit bored now to be honest, nothing to do. Guess it's an early night for...
Posted by Just Lainey on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 11:43:00 PST

good shit

Went for my induction at work today, and I really enjoyed it. Listening about all the company's histrory, the way things work instore et etc...it was good! I'm in a branch tomorrow learning about till...
Posted by Just Lainey on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 09:28:00 PST

Neglect

I have been severely neglecting my myspace recently, this is not a good thing. Well, I got a part time job with William Hill, so should start that on the 6th April which is cool. The band have go...
Posted by Just Lainey on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 03:36:00 PST

Oh yeah

Well, yesterday was pretty productive to be honest. Went in for graded unit and then ran around like a mad whore trying to sort out shit for Kev for his college work. I'm so dedicated, I even stayed i...
Posted by Just Lainey on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 05:29:00 PST

NIN last night!

NIN played great last night, and put on a great show! Ladytron were good too. It's weird how I was introduced to Ladytron by someone I've never even met before, and then when I got to see them play li...
Posted by Just Lainey on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 05:27:00 PST

It's been a while

I haven't updated my blog in yonks! The gig at Rockets went ok, aside from the fact we were all drunk cos they put us on last, and we didn't really play well. Infact, I hardly remember playing at all....
Posted by Just Lainey on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 03:33:00 PST

Will I or won't I?

Haven't been online for a while, or spent as much time on as I normally do. Pondering on whether I should hit RG's tonight with Sara and Alec. I'm severely tempted, but at the same time I kinda know I...
Posted by Just Lainey on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 07:19:00 PST

Valentine's Day

In all honesty, even though I'm a woman, and women do generally like to be spoiled on this day of the year, to me it's a complete rip off, and you should expect the same treatment you'd get on th...
Posted by Just Lainey on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 03:50:00 PST