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Hennessey

Did someone say "walk?"

About Me

I have lived a long and comfortable life with a vast array of interests, beliefs, friends, and occupations. In my younger and more formidable years I ran with a rough crowd. I got into smoking, then growing, then selling my own unique hybrid a marajuana. This life of excess and substance abuse led me into a dark circle of my life: Devil Worship. I spent 27 hazed years in the basement of my last home, sacrificing virgin bitches, doing drugs and wasting my life. Then one day light came into my dark, dark world. I woke up at 2:00 pm. I was festering in a pool of my own vomit and excrement. Outside the dim sub-basement window was a dove pecking at the pane. For some reason, at that moment I knew I was wasting my life. I threw out all my drugs and booze and cigarettes and vowed to devote my life to science. I am now dedicated to finding cures to different types of disease. I feel that I have been given a second chance by that one beatiful white dove.

My Interests

You know...walks, people food, going for rides in the car, cuddles. I really enjoy physics and chemistry. Licking my own balls is a favorite past time. Standing at the window and growling at hot bitches always warms my blood. You know just basically being the best.

I'd like to meet:

Benji. That's it. All other famous dogs were cracked out Hollywood sellouts.