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Coach

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About Me

My name is Coach. I tell people what to do. Then I complain to the refs.

Visit My Other Blog! The one where I ramble inconsistently...

You can't deal with my infinite nature...

I will stop the motor of the world...

My Interests

Coaching
Diagramming Plays
Challenging Calls
Watching Film
Singing Kareoke
Not Taking Shots
Sipping Scotch
Figuring stuff out
The Denver Nuggets minus Keynon Martin
Painting My Walls
Mocking Reality TV
Thrift Store Shopping
Beers at Lunch
Chicken & Potato Burritos
Thai Food
Lots and Lots of Concerts

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who understands. Please let me know if you do.

Music:

Visions of Atlantis

OK Go on MySpace
DragonForce... Dueling lead guitars and speed metal rule.

Movies:

People tell me that I'd be a horrible critic because when they ask if a movie was good, I invariably always say "I liked it, it wasn't that bad..." But anyway, I guess I should name something here. I'm going to go with WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER. This could quite possibly be the funniest movie that I've ever seen.

Television:

One thing I hate, MAD TV. THAT HAS TO BE THE WORST SKETCH COMEDY SHOW EVER MADE, I HATE IT WITH A PASSION.

Oh, and I own all 7 seasons of Buffy the Vampire Slayer on DVD, so fuck off.

Books:

Chuck Palahniuk, Ayn Rand, Stephen King, Dean Koontz, Dan Brown, Steve Martin, Eric Schlosser, Chuck Closterman, Michael Crichton. Nothing too serious. The Story of B (Pat let me borrow it, it was good). Agile Programming Methodologies, Design Patterns, Code Complete, Object Thinking, and The Servant

Heroes:


My Blog

My parents saw the Knew and it ruled...

Tonight is the eve of Thanksgiving, so I thought, "why not write a blog to express what I'm thankful about?"  So here it goes. I think that right now I'm thankful for the little things in life......
Posted by Coach on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 06:50:00 PST

My high score is 1582 at the bubble game with a big burst of 1190

I cooked sloppy joes for dinner tonight and fed them to Pat and Meghan.  Nice.  I always like sloppy joes becuase they basically a nice meat sandwich.  with a zesty/zany sauce.  al...
Posted by Coach on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 08:32:00 PST

I hear Brad and Angelina are fighting and it's Jen's fault

I think that everyone is a little crazy...  ya know?  I dont mean that in a bad way, but I think that everyone has something that they see slightly off-kilter enough that they are the only p...
Posted by Coach on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 10:09:00 PST

Surprisingly spry when I walk in the door

Well, I'm one morning away from the half way point in my epic quest to run every morning before work for a month.  I'm half way to taking a lot of people's money.  I rule.  Every work-m...
Posted by Coach on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 09:14:00 PST

It gets rid of the smell.

This past weekend I was in a wedding for childhood friend of mine and I'm here to recount this chain of events.  See, I'm from Canon City and it is in the heart of southern Colorado.  I...
Posted by Coach on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Green works, Blue works, Red... not so much

Well, it looks like I'm finally moved into my new place after a nice week of working my ass off every nite for 5 hours.  I can finally start to relax.  Good times.  I bought a new ...
Posted by Coach on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

42-39-56, you could say she's got it all

Last nite I saw Hell's Belles for the third time and I must say that show may be the most entertaining and liberating experience I've ever had at a concert.  All three times that I've seen them I...
Posted by Coach on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Shades and Usage of Green are very important

So I've really taken to blogs lately.  It's nice to pretty much say whatever I want.  I went to the Cherry Cricket tonight on a mandate with Pat, we had some of the best hamburgers that I've...
Posted by Coach on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

back back back back back back back..... gone

Today I had Quizonos for lunch and I highly recommend the Honey Bourbon Chicken sandwich.  Very tasty.  I'm watching the Baseball Allstar Gala and festivities on ESPN right now and I've...
Posted by Coach on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A query for the masses...

For people out there who smoke cigarettes, cigars, and pipes, I have a question for you....  Why?  I'm not trying to start an argument or be "holier than thou."  I'm just looking for so...
Posted by Coach on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST