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Tiffany

What the f?

About Me

I'm not adverse to giving advice on a barstool basis.

I heart music and this is where I make the love affair public:

http://www.waywardpanties.com

I will beat you mercilessly at Super Mario 3 or the fast Mrs. Pac-man. If you want to be shamefully embarrassed bring $5 or a bottle of champagne to my house and challenge me.

My Interests

I have a great love for:

The Patsy Leotards

Novelty candy

Writing

Reading

Animals

Live music

Sleeping in

Travel

Making new friends

Taking naps

Denver

Learning

The warmth of the sun

Themed parties

Halloween

People watching

Playing games

Taking pictures

And riding bikes

Among other things...

Who? Me?
Name: Tiffany
Birthday: June 14
Birthplace: Ft. Lauderdale, FL
Current Location: Denver, CO
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both
Your Heritage: French and Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Heels, but doesn't this change every day?
Your Weakness: random acts of kindness
Your Fears: spiders, boredom, stupidity
Your Perfect Pizza: Yes, pizza is perfect, isn't it?
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: making it to the end
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't use instant messenger, but if I do I type everything out cause I don't know what the hell the acronyms mean.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Mmmm...beds are nice...why do I have my coat on?
Your Best Physical Feature: smile (dimples)
Your Bedtime: It depends...am I alone?
Your Most Missed Memory: I can't remember
Pepsi or Coke: Coke...or Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Does anyone else realize that McDonalds is misspelled?
Single or Group Dates: Single if I like you
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Homemade
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee, black
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: a little
Do you Sing: not sober
Do you Shower Daily: uh-huh
Have you Been in Love: it's possible
Do you want to go to College: I did
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: abso-fucking-lutely
Do you get Motion Sickness: Occasionally, if I'm spinning around in circles really quickly.
Do you think you are Attractive: yes
Are you a Health Freak: I eat Otter Pops for breakfast.
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them
Do you play an Instrument: Have you ever heard of a little band called the Virgin Eyelashes? No? You should be ashamed.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: umm...yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: What do you consider "drugs"
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: unfortunately
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I hate Oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Doiyee!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes, to rap. Don't ask.
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I've actually never been.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: Am I drunk right now? Wasn't this question just asked? My answer is yes, again yes.
Ever been called a Tease: Maybe, who have you been talking to?
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: Is this an option? If so, I don't want to die. If not, how about being caught in the cross fire of a gang related shoot out? Oh,oh,oh. .Wait. I know the answer to this one. I want to die in my sleep. Right?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Grown Up
What country would you most like to Visit: What is we went to Italy? A suitcase of books, just you and me, for the summer. I don't speak a word of Italian. But, words are replaced under Siennese skies, by nothing so much as a nod and a sigh, and a wish to be always like this. What if we spent all of our days, improving our minds, learning new ways to be lazy? What if the ancients were lazy like us? Too blissed out to paint, to sketch, or to sculpt? Just as relaxed as the tower of Pisa, not ever missing that old Mona Lisa. What if we never got back on the plane as summer turned colder and then warmer again. Losing all track of the passing of years, 'til it no longer mattered how long we'd been here. What if we went to Italy? Maybe next year, just you and me, for the summer.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Eyes are nice
Favourite Hair Color: Hair is good
Short or Long Hair: I don't like to generalize
Height: tall, 6' or taller
Weight: ?
Best Clothing Style: original
Number of Drugs I have taken: see above
Number of CDs I own: eh?
Number of Piercings: 2 in my ears, 1 in my nose
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: One - throwing my bike and bending the basket. Sad.

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I'd like to meet:

This guy...he looks like a lot of fun.

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But, if you aren't him and we were to meet, you'd probably want to buy me a champagne cocktail and hold my hand and that would just be awkward.

Music:

I like all the musics, but I love the local bands and indie pop the most.

Movies:

I should watch more.
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic
Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few.
But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky.

Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

Television:

How much could a banana cost? $10?

Books:

Reading is rad! Give me a recommendation.

Heroes:

Be your own hero.

My Blog

Writing is fun!

I'm super excited about writing! Check out http://www.spin.com/ right now and you'll see What Happened Last Night is a story by me about the local band Moccasin.If you don't catch it while it's on the...
Posted by Tiffany on Fri, 11 May 2007 10:42:00 PST

Adios

I am leaving. Actually I'm just leaving myspace. Actually just the blogging part. I'm starting a blog on the real Internet and so, while I may occasionally post here, I'm going to focus on writing the...
Posted by Tiffany on Fri, 04 May 2007 02:05:00 PST

Lessons

A course voiceWhispering,Washing over me with a soft, sad message.Pleading with us allTo learn his lesson Of things he misses that never were.Things he misses that almost were.And we worshipThe musicT...
Posted by Tiffany on Tue, 01 May 2007 10:12:00 PST

Sleep heat

The heat was oppressive. He threw his leg over her sleeping body no longer wondering how she did it. How she could lay there dreaming while he sweated out his thoughts, impossibly trying to join her. ...
Posted by Tiffany on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 01:02:00 PST

Wait. Where am I?

I was just "hollered at" in the library. I must admit it was a little disconcerting. There I was with a list of call numbers in my hand, determinedly (is that a word?) walking towards the next sectio...
Posted by Tiffany on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 04:18:00 PST

Life on the Move

Concurrent circlesIn a complex movementTake me past life as it happens.I feel invisible.I feel intrusive.I feel elated.Now, as I silently swish by,The blue light of a televisionEnds.A man, wearily ret...
Posted by Tiffany on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 10:49:00 PST

The "Real" World

Note: This is an extremely long and pointless blog. Read at your own risk.Did everyone else know that Talladega was a real place? Because I thought it was just a fictional place from a potentially bad...
Posted by Tiffany on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 03:21:00 PST

Opportunities

An abyssYawns.And ISlide.Not scramblingBut, giving inTo the dark unknown.There is noMoment of panicOr Question Of what lies belowJust a slip,And a drop,And I fallHelplesslyHappilyInto The depths....
Posted by Tiffany on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 07:58:00 PST

Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!

Hello my friends. If you live in the Denver area and want to do something totally awesome on Sunday you should go to the Larimer Lounge. It's the Hot IQs BBQ and there will be some other really good...
Posted by Tiffany on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 08:30:00 PST

Travels

I am lostIn a middle.People always ask,"Where are you going?"But haven't IAlready journeyedFar enough?They never ask,"Where have you been?"And I,I feel as though I've beenEverywhere.And Nowhere.I have...
Posted by Tiffany on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 08:22:00 PST