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mayday,,mayday,,man overboard!!!

come on be retarded,,just dont wanna be bothered

About Me

im laurren(yes that is how you spell it)i took art at college.....no its not a doss. i love just chillin with my mates and pissed up parties lol i love traveling.....ive been a few places in thailand and i want to see more....i love the laid back way of life and the people!!!id love to take a bit of time out to see a bit more of the world!!! im obsessed with clothes(what girl isnt???) but i cant stand it when every other person i see is wearing a similar style.....i hate all the sheep who buy things there friends have because it must be cool if everyone else has a similar thing!!!i dont want to stand out but i want to be me....i am my own person and no one can change me!!!im also obsessed with piercings....ive got 24 now and im constantly trying to find money....and space to get a new one(not too extreme mind haha) music is my life i love finding new bands and i tend to get a bit obsessed but its all good. i love goin to concerts with my gig buddy mike wooo. i love my cat....hes cooler than any of you!! my dog smells!!! dont be shy talk to me...or dont its only myspaz its not going ter emotionaly scar me or anything!! dont like me??.....couldnt give a shit!!!!

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My Interests

my friends mean everything to me....love you all yous rock!!! jack daniels nights rock my stripey socks haha my secret identity is pirate flannel!!! music is my life every week im in to a different genre one week it will be punk the next metal then who knows no pop shite though!! i like watching films and having a laugh with my mates and a bottle of summat strong....yummy yum yum i love going shopping especially in manc preferably with someone else's money haha i love having random messenger chats at stupid oclock...the stoner sheep lol i love going to bolton with charlie...goin stefs getting summat pierced then goin for macdonalds after...perfect!

I'd like to meet:

GENERATION SWINE.........

Music:

bit of a mixed up taste but alL good... the 69 eyes, 36 CRAZY FITS,AMEN(CASEY CHAOS IS GOD), ALL THAT REMAINS, AGAINST ME, alice in chains, anthrax, a perfect circle, the adverts, aborted, alkaline trio, adam and the ants, against me!, alice cooper, avenged sevenfold(comedy value),BLACK SABBATH, BLACK LABEL SOCIETY, BRING ME THE HORIZON, BLACK FLAG, BAD RELIGION, BRING ME THE HORIZON, the birthday party, backyardbabies, blood brothers, bowie, black dahlia murder, buzzcocks, beastieboys, biffy clyro, blondie,COAL CHAMBER, CHIMAIRIA, THE CASUALTIES, CLUTCH, THE CLASH, CORROSION OF CONFORMITY, CANCER BATS, the catheters, cannible corpse, children of bodom, chemical brothers, cky, css, cradle of filth, the cult, jonny cash,DOWN, DAMAGEPLAN, DRY KILL LOGIG, THE DAMNED, the doors,dropkick murpheys, bob dylan, devil driver, distillers, daft punk, dimmu borgir, dexys midnight runners,THE EXPLOITED, EYEHATEGOD, EDGAR BROUGTON BAND, ECHO AND THE BUNNYMEN, EAT, enter shikari, eels,FANTOMAS, FLAMING LIPS, FOZZY, faith no more, foo fighters, flogging molly,GWAR, GOJIRA, GALLOWS, goo goo dolls,HELL YEAH, HEAD AUTOMATICA, heavyheavylowlow, hurt, hatebreed, hellacopters,IGGY AND THE STOOGES, iron monkey, insane clown posse,JOB FOR A COWBOY, THE JAM, juliette and the licks, janes addiction,the kinks, kasabian, killswitch engage, kanye west,LAMB OF GOD, LARS FREDERIKENSEN AND THE BASTARDS, LYNARD SKYNARD,MACHINE HEAD(GODS), MOTORHEAD, MOTLEY CRUE, MSI, minus, ministry, mr bungle, the misfits, mnemic, monster magnet, metallica....old stuff, murderdolls,NAPALM DEATH, NINE INCH NAILS, norma jean, nofx, new york dolls,OZZY, ORANGE GOBLIN, OPETH, obituary,PANTERA, THE PARTISANS, PARADISE LOST, primus, public image ltd, pearl jam, the prodigy, porcupine tree, pitchshifter, placebo, public enemy,queen adreena, queens of the stoneage,REFUSED, ROBZOMBIE, RAMMSTEIN, RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, REVEREND AND THE MAKERS, RANCID, RAMONES, raging speedhorn,SLAYER, SISTERS OF MERCY, SUPERJOINT RITUAL, SOULFLY, SEPULTURA, social distortion, spineshank, stiff little fingers, satyricon, sick of it all, suicidal tendencies, smashing pumpkins, stonesour, stone roses, stone temple pilots,THE TRANSPLANTS, TURBONEGRO, TOOL, THROWDOWN, the the, therepy?, type o negative, turisas, tupac, VEINS OF JENNA, volbeat, violent femmes, velvet revolver,THE WILDHEARTS, WHITE ZOMBIE, paul weller, the who, wednesday13,x ray specsFRANK ZAPPA ........i will have missed some out.... i hate trivium.....lil chris......fall out boy.....mcr........watered down shite!!!!!!!!

Movies:

the rocky horror picture show, napoleon dynamite funny as, sid and nacy..depressing as hell!! 28 days later cillian murphey...love his accent!! i love horror movies but i dont get scared easily which is shit!! lock stock and two smoking barrels, tim burton films

Television:

the young ones,bottom,filthy rich and catflap, the mighty boosh!!, anything with vic and bob the bra men have gots to be my faves, project catwalk they are all bitches...especially the guys!!! SPONGE BOB!! i love hollyoaks....sad but i dont care, scuzz when its not playing crap...usualy at daft oclock in the morning!! pucca pokemon....gotta love the pokemon morning marathons!!!!! jeremy kyle.......what a guy!!!!

Books:

the timetravellers wife, rik mayalls book i blame this for not doing any work over the holidays the funniest thing i have ever read!!! animal farm i never git to read this in the shithole that was my school but may mums forced me to....glad she did!! i love stephen king my faves have gotta be firestarter,it and the shinning total legend book the film does it no justice!! terry pratchet's disc world series, kurt cobains heavier than heaven i had a lil emo moment at the end...rip, kurt cobains journals amazing artist and pretty twisted!! anthony keidis scar tissue.

Heroes:

casey chaos...again total god!!!! rik mayall and ade edmonson....legends nuff said rob flynn!!!!! vic reeves and bob mortimer...you looking at my bra!!! noel fielding(i love him!!) and jullian barrat the mighty boosh owns!!! frank zappa and edgar broughton both totaly orgional and twisted.......brilliant!!! phil anselmo mucho respect dimebag darrel one of the best guitar players ever...rip egon scheile...weirdo...but brilliant!!aubrey beardsley...genius!!! lemmy......need i say more?? jack daniels....i just wouldnt be the same without him lol barry scott........without him my world would not be dirt free and my pennies all dull haha sponge bob!!!!hes all yellow and porous and absorbant is he!!

My Blog

my new camera!!!

my new camera and teeny tiny portable printer are the bees knees......omg they rock my socks lol im supposed to be using them for my photography project but as usual ive not done any college work........
Posted by mayday,,mayday,,man overboard!!! on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 12:18:00 PST

stupid bitchy little girls

I FUCKING HATE KNOBHEADS WHO THINK THERE SUMMAT AND THINK THEY CAN BLATANTLY BITCH ABOUT MY MATES(BEHIND THERE HANDS) AND NOT PISS US OFF. THEN COMPLETELY DENY THEY EVER DID ANYTHING...........GO GET ...
Posted by mayday,,mayday,,man overboard!!! on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 11:16:00 PST

UNHOLY ALLIENCE TOUR

UNHOLY ALLIENCE TOUR OMFG how much is this gig gonna rule SLAYER(second time and not the last!!) CHILDREN OF BODOM and LAMB OF GOD!!!!!!its gonna be the bogs dollocks!!!! cant fukin wait now ive jus g...
Posted by mayday,,mayday,,man overboard!!! on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 05:00:00 PST

METALLICA!!!!!RDS DUBLIN ARENA!!!!!

WOOOOOOO METALLICA!!!!!!!!! So i now have fishnet pattern burned in to my skin!!!!i got sunstroke and im redder than a lobster!!!evn though we flew all the way to DUBLIN just for a concert waited...
Posted by mayday,,mayday,,man overboard!!! on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 12:41:00 PST

wooo party at mine

well my little chickens,penuts,treenuts wotever u wanna call urselves lol how much fun did we have burning,chopping up,decapitating,face painting and the like,a small childs toy.......DIE CALIFORNIA B...
Posted by mayday,,mayday,,man overboard!!! on Sat, 27 May 2006 06:08:00 PST

hi

well wot can i say about me well im a college bum!!ive took art not coz its a doss...believe me its not just because its the only thing i actualy did at school without being a fuck up and pissin the t...
Posted by mayday,,mayday,,man overboard!!! on Sat, 27 May 2006 06:06:00 PST