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clint

www.clintmclean.com ...and i want to learn spanish please

About Me

Yes today i begin anew. I am spring, I am an egg. An egg that will hatch and birth a monster - but a monster of goodness. A monster with feelings and courtesy and with a lot of love to give. Not a monster at all maybe because I am also magic, like a Unicorn. Yes, a Unicorn of magic and special powers. And i have a lot of love to give but I'm dangerous too and sometimes I cry but that just means that I love you. We could be a team. Team Unicorn. I'll be the boy one and you be the girl. It's o.k. if i get scared though because it's natural. Know what else is natural? Honey. Because bees make it with flowers. I am a honey monster unicorn hear me roar. Oߘç..çß?œƒ?

My Interests

eating in bed, art, photography, design, magazines, ice-cream, cookies...

I'd like to meet:

I don't believe in starting sentences with "I'd like". Instead I believe in "What would you like?" and "How can i help?" I also won't say "can't" I won't say things like "Would you?" or "Can I?" I won't say "should" or "shouldn't" or even "shant". In fact, i won't say any word starting with "s" unless it also ends with an "s" or a "z" not preceeded by a vowel. I won't say "yesterday" because i believe in tomorrow. I will say "before" though, so if i say "the day before today" you'll know i mean yesterday. I won't say "oil" "shaft" "rub" or "lettuce" because of my shame - which i also won't say. Lastly, I will never say "die" if this sounds like you too give me a call.

Music:

deadly snakes, cliks, kids on tv, uncut, pony da look, coco rosie, willie nelson, billie joel, jeff buckley, neil diamond, wolf parade, constantines, css

Television:

angela anaconda. I like that show.

Heroes:

my hero's have always been cowboys?