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About Me

I like small speakers I like tall speakers,If they've music,they've wired for soundWalkin' about with a head full of music Cassette in my pocket and I'm gonna use it stereo out on the street you know woh oh oh ohInto the car go to work I'm cruisin' I never think that I'll blow all my fuses traffic flows into the breakfast showPower from the needle to the plastic AM/ FM I feel so ecstatic now It's music I've found And I'm wired for soundI was a small boy who don't like his toys I could not wait to get wired for soundI met a girl and she told me she loved me I said you love me then love means you must like what I like My music is dynamiteShe said I'm not a girl you put on stand by I am a girl who demands that her love is amplified Switch in to overdrive Power from the needle to the plastic AM/ FM I feel so ecstatic now It's music I've found And I'm wired for sound

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My Interests

music, first and foremost. those late-night Miracle Knife ads. reading, writing, all that art-student shit. Singing (loudly and off-key). I love ugly pets. My guitar (Bessie). Bailey's. Christopher Walken. Webcomics. The funniest accent in the world is in fact CZECHOSLAVAKIAN, but only when done by Steve Martin. The other side of the pillow. doing the Robot (and I'll be damned if anyone says there isn't a song you can't Robot to) Velvet Jones. pudding. showing my affection through the making of mixed CDs for lucky bitches. David Spade. Wikipedia. the usual wacky adventures.oh to be young and in shorts.

Music:

The Doors.Motley Crue.Death from Above 1979. The Gossip.The Stranglers.Tool.The Whitlams.IAMX.Depeche Mode. The Gingers.Led Zeppelin.Bo Diddley.Joan Jett & The Blackhearts.Pulp.Incubus.Alanis Morrissette.The White Rose Movement.Poison.Something For Kate.Jeff Buckley.Twisted Sister.Judas Priest.Black Sabbath.Josh Pyke.John Lee Hooker.Gotye.Dean Martin. Ben Kweller.Faker. Sam Cooke.The Vincent Black Shadow. Frenzal Rhomb. Hank Williams. Pop Will Eat Itself. X-Ray Spex.The Pipettes.Queens of the Stone Age.Dio.Gladys Knight and the Pips.Tenacious D.CSS.The Basics.B.B King.Echo and the Bunnymen.Jefferson Airplane.Kate Miller-Heidke.Sarah Vaughn.Billie Holiday.Lauryn Hill.Little Richard.Jacques Brel.Paul Kelly.Primus.Roxy Music. The Pogues.Red Paintings.Tito Puente.Velvet Underground.Miles Davis.Nina Simone.Jimi Hendrix. Siouxsie & The Banshees.Jamiroquai.Redgum.Frank Sinatra...this list is much longer, if you care, ask, if you don't...well I guess you're a giant douche.

Movies:

Stanley Kubrick. Tim Burton. Jim Jarmusch. sin city. almost famous. fearless vampire killers. requiem for a dream. the man with two brains. fight club. 300. seven. closer. the pick of destiny. school of rock. clerks + clerks 2. mallrats. i heart huckabees. fear and loathing in las vegas. 40-year old virgin. anchorman. disney!

Television:

the mighty boosh. the young ones.anything with Steve Coogan. snuff box. garth marenghi's darkplace. the shambles. man to man with dean learner. docos. the IT crowd. black books. little britian. the simpsons.(old) saturday night live ("we arr two wahld and crezy gahys!"). south park. anything with john safran.

Books:

The following writers slash poets tickle my literary pickle: Anthony Burgess, Bret Easton Ellis, James Frey, Edgar Allan Poe, Oscar Wilde, Vladimir Nabokov, Helen Barnes, Micheal Leunig, Hunter S Thompson, Norman Mailer, Allen Ginsberg, Jack Kerouac, once again, this list is much longer, if you care, ask, if you dont, what the hell are you reading this for?

My Blog

Oh Sho Shexy

WARNING: The following blog is not suitable for MySpacers under 18 years of age. If you are under 18 years, please keep reading and giggle maniacally at words like "sex" and "boob".It's that time of y...
Posted by the walrus on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 07:35:00 PST

Call me The Ghost Whisperer because I talk to myself

I've spent quite some time (more time than I should, probably, fuck knows what I could actually get done if I got off YouTube) watching videos of "paranormal acitivty": "ghosts", "demons" and "spirits...
Posted by the walrus on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 06:24:00 PST

Baby 81

Baby 81 by Black Rebel Motorcycle ClubAre you, like me, a bit over the whole rock revival thing? Every band now trying to recreate the 70's garage rock feel, donning the brand-new leathers and black j...
Posted by the walrus on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 11:14:00 PST

Bittersweeties

I met Finn from White Rose Movement last night. Very exciting of course! I almost had an anxiety attack as he went to pass me on the stairs. But I stopped him, I had to!. I shook his hand and told him...
Posted by the walrus on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 02:04:00 PST

there’s a bear in there...

It may seem shocking to you, but I have been accused of using my blog for evil rather than good. Long winded and scathing rants that are sure to offend most everybody, ETCETERA. Well, like useless soc...
Posted by the walrus on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 09:54:00 PST

Something For The Kids

I know what you're thinking, "what's new?" but it's not a tangent-exploring, blog-hate-crime this time. And, really, I've warned you, so if you don't like it, fuck right off. Just a query. If you can,...
Posted by the walrus on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 10:31:00 PST

Those Crazy Melbourne Nights

I love Melbourne. On the grand scale, we rate pretty highly as a liveable and cultured city. Ethnically diverse and culturally sound, but not so much up our own arses, and of course, the rock and roll...
Posted by the walrus on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 11:47:00 PST

Stop- Cover Time

Sweetness and Sacrilege: The Best and Worst Covers You'll HearMusic is getting duller, artists are getting lazier. It's going to be expected that all your favourite songs will be butchered at some poi...
Posted by the walrus on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 02:12:00 PST

Gotye Through The Looking Glass

Gotye + mini orchestra w/Mountains In The Sky @ The AthaneaumIn all logic, I'm an owl. Since deferring from uni (read: hates being poor) I've developed severely nocturnal sleeping patterns. I usually ...
Posted by the walrus on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 03:20:00 PST

A Brighter Beat- Malcolm Middleton

Alright, I'll have to admit to judging a book by its cover on this one. Or, in this case, a CD. The cute and quirky balloon-faced man decorating the cover of ex-Arab Strap member Malcolm Middleton's t...
Posted by the walrus on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 12:34:00 PST