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Caroline

Chasing dragons with plastic swords

About Me


Not vicious or malicious
Just lovely and delicious.
Trying to cyberstalk me? Let me save you some time.
My business and my pleasure .

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Some other places you can find me hanging around.

Five things you might do with “all that ass”:
1. open a modest home ass business
2. serve hot meals of ass to the less fortunate
3. hold a weekend “Ass Sale” on your lawn
4. make colorful ass gift bags for the holidays
5. give sympathetic testimony for recovering hump drunks
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My Interests

Literature that makes me think, music that makes me feel, writing for pay and play, heliskiing in Telluride, adorable pussycats that snore, people who vote blue, shiny things, chocolate oranges, being a lobster, cherry chapstick, the newly-discovered Borneo leopard, The Secret, the Tree of Life, a strong bass line, being too sexy for my shirt, dancing with abandon to live music, being awesome, Goddess worship, shopping at Target on Sunday nights dressed like JLo, photographing this life, meteor showers in my backyard, riding Kai's bike with him, sporting my gold cowboy hat in an unironic manner, yoga in Sedona, Slowpoke Gonzales, a fresh manicure, your mom.

I'd like to meet:

Your mom. I hear her cookies are delicious.
Here's my deal:
I'm a writer, model and photographer (I took the snazzy layout picture you see here for a local magazine). These things keep me sane and pay the bills - how lucky is that?
Other things that keep me sane: Kai's kind heart, yoga, the Gulf of Mexico, cooking, Mr. Riley Face Pussycat Head III, Esq.
I'm a sucker for a great kiss, a cute baby, and a hot pair of shoes.
Sensory experiences I love: The scent of fresh lilies and lavender in our bedroom, the sound of a cat purring, the feeling of little goosebumps popping up in the breeze on saltwater-kissed skin, the taste of a rich winter dinner I cooked for people I love, watching his eyes turn from brown to green and back again.
I like most animals better than most people. I have a scar on my foot from a motorcycle accident. I carry my Canon with me everywhere I go. I love to wrap gifts. I read too many blogs and don't write in my own enough. I find holding hands to be incredibly intimate. I'm learning Afrikaans for our trip to South Africa. I have succumbed to the lure of the legging. I hate patchouli. Mine was one of the five founding Dutch families of NY in the 1600's. Suck on that, Pilgrims.
Peace out.

NOW:
THEN:

Music:

...is the harmonic connection between all human beings.
Play this. It will make you happy. I promise.

Movies:

You really can't do much better than baby penguins, so go see March of the Penguins immediately. Seriously. It will change your life. Tell me that seeing two penguins loving on each other isn't amazing, I dare you.

Television:

The Daily Show, The Henry Rollins Show, Meerkat Manor, Planet Earth

Books:

Just say no to chick lit. And FYI, Shakespeare hates your emo poems.

Heroes:

FDNY Ladder 7. Those who create beauty. My pussycat. The person who decided that I get a 14% rebate on everything I buy at Zappos.com ever. Jon Stewart.

My Blog

Event schedule

I thought it would be easiest to make a single blog entry in which I can consistently update my schedule, rather than making a dozen bulletins every month. Check here often for updates as I am regular...
Posted by Caroline on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 10:29:00 PST

The latest

Cool stuff going down of late...Check out my pictorial in Sylk Magazine here!And check out my latest article on the groovy little Smart car here.AND check me out on the 2008 auto show circuit as a Lex...
Posted by Caroline on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 06:48:00 PST

You have got to be kidding me

Did you know that in South Africa there are these snakes, called green mambas, who rank among the deadliest snakes in the world, by the way, and their very favorite thing to do ever is throw themselve...
Posted by Caroline on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 01:24:00 PST

Vanity Search

I just ran a vanity search on Google, and my name came up with 4,430 hits! Wowza! Luckily they are not all me. So if you're confused, here is who I am and who I am not.Let's start with who I am not:I ...
Posted by Caroline on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 07:38:00 PST

Rock 'n roll is a fire that is set by young bodies...

...and one day you wake up and you smell your own flesh burning. -- Pete TownsendAnd one of the things I am thrilled to be able to do is scribe this fire. A few music articles of mine have been pu...
Posted by Caroline on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 11:52:00 PST

New Commercial!

My commercial for the Indoor Swap Mart begins airing tomorrow on Phoenix stations FOX 10, ABC 15 and the CW which I believe is channel 61. There will be several version of the spot that will air throu...
Posted by Caroline on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 10:10:00 PST

What love is...

The funny thing about love is that no one knows an iota about what really goes on in a relationship except the two people in it. I'd be happy to share some truths about my own today, though. No reason...
Posted by Caroline on Thu, 10 May 2007 05:02:00 PST

A Day in the Life

I participated in the 24 Hours of Flickr photo blog project yesterday. Check it out to see a random Saturday of my life...http://www.flickr.com/gp/11381817@N00/3t7pmA(Copy and paste link if it isn't c...
Posted by Caroline on Sun, 06 May 2007 11:46:00 PST

On tragedy

Nikki Giovanni is an amazing poet who has been winning awards since 1970, far too many to list here. She is also a distinguished professor at Virginia Tech, where she gave an especially moving address...
Posted by Caroline on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 04:54:00 PST

Come see me in Insurrection Theater's Twisted Fairy Tales!

Come see me as Cinderella in Insurrection Theater Company's last show of the season... Twisted Fairy Tales - the Musical is an original Insurrection Theater Company production. Combining scripted act...
Posted by Caroline on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 11:24:00 PST