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About Me

I'm not as deep as I may seem. Really. I cry every Tuesday when I write in my diary, but that's about as deep as it gets. Sorry ladies.
I used to have a long lengthy thing here about myself, but someone pointed out that it sounded like a personal ad. Now, don't get me wrong: I like to get it on too. Preferably with chicks. But that's not what I meant to do, so I'll just say this: You probably couldn't handle me. I'm just your slightly normal guy who's trying to scratch out a career playing music. My eyes are hazel, I like it when you wake me up in the middle of the night to ask me what I'm thinking, and I really enjoy sarcasm. Basically, if you are a chick who can install in me the proper amount of self-loathing and fear that you'll dump me at any moment for no good reason at all, feel free to drop a line.
Be warned, however, that I may very well leave the seat up out of passive-aggressive spite.
Oh, yeah, I have a platinum Visa, in case you were concerned.
Please, if you are trying to dupe me into going to your webcam or anything like that, kindly fuck off. Thank you.
"We are here to drink beer. We are here to laugh at the odds. We are here to live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us." - Charles Bukowski
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My Interests

Whisky (yes, it's spelled that way on purpose)
Women
My band
My bike
Music other than my band
Thinking about taking up a cool recreational drug
Ignoring personal ad website spam (yes, fuck you)
Pretending to be deep
Guinness
Prank-calling various shopping networks while under the influence

I'd like to meet:

Whatever that is that makes you wake up in the middle of the night ready to fight or jump out the window. I want to punch it in the face.

Movies:

Casablanca
Sin City
El Topo
Howard Stern's Butt Bongo Fiesta

Television:

My Name is Earl
The Office
Fucking Deadwood Cocksucker
The Shield
Various shopping networks (watch with your favorite plant)

Books:

Don't even fucking bother. I'm not going to try and list a bunch of obscure critically-acclaimed crapfests that are supposed to challenge your preconceived notions of what it means to be a gardener on Pluto during the Winter of your discontent; while your marriage is at the breaking point and a kindly photographer comes along and spoons you while telling you about the ideology of Capitalism and how it relates to the downfall of society; all the while teaching you that Mary and Jesus got it on HRADCROE and spawned a line of super-babies destined to rule the earth as soon as Abraham Lincoln comes out of the closet.
I like Louis L'Amour.

Heroes:

Mark Lanegan:

Johnny Cash
The fifth dentist
Anyone who can write a script like Taxi Driver and also direct a movie called Cat People
John Register
Shane MacGowan (could be RIP as of this writing, but who knows? Would he even know?)
Hunter S. Thompson
And Buck Rodgers: