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Curiosity killed the cat, good thing cats have 9 lives. - lina

About Me


Lina
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to: navigation, searchThe girl's name Lina is usually pronounced LEE-nah.Lina is a shortened form of Angelina (meaning: "the angel"), or Carolina (meaning: "free").other origins of the name Lina:-* In Greek, and German, it means angel. * In Latin, and Italian, it means light (when added to the end of a name in Italian, it means a "beautiful one who is full of light".) * In African, and Arabic it means "delicate" or "tender" as well as "a small palm tree". * In Dutch, "pure". * In Swedish, "the powerful one". * The Chinese name Lina is a very feminine name that means "beautiful".
When you fall in love, it is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake, and then it subsides. And when it subsides, you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots have become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is. Love is not breathlessness; it is not excitement, it's not the desire to mate every second of the day, not lying awake at night imagining him kissing every part of your body. No.. don't blush. I'm telling you some truths. That is just being in love, which any of us can convince ourselves we are. Love, itself, is what is left over, when being in love has burned away. Doesn't sound very exciting does it? ...but it is.
"People love to be around people that make them feel good." - dan lier
I look soo constipated for Studio 54 ad
"Don't ever go out of your way for a boy." - lina
"If you have ever been donkey punched, you deserved it."
"Man is head of the household, woman is the neck; the neck supports and controls how the head turns; without the neck the damn head FALLS and rolls around helpless." - lina
"In his defense I can understand the prediciment darlin, but 24 is just an amazing show. I can hardly get up to go pee let alone imagine chasing after the love of my life because jack baur is just so much sexier lol***" - lina to kimmy
"The fine line between insanity and genius is SUCCESS." - bruce fierstein
"Great things in life don't come easy." - yo mama
What Happens in vegas Stays in Vegas National Commercial!
Check out my brand new website http://LinaSo.com
Mix Nightclub at Mandalay TheHotel Commercial
Venezula, Iran, Lebanon, Iraq, Russia, China, N. Korea, Sudan and the rest of the world all against America and Israel. - WWIII is about to unfold. That is why I still have my Chinese passport, peace out homies I'm leaving!
Myspace is the the biggest waste of time, however it is a good way to keep in touch with people you really don't care about and meet new acquaintances that you will like until you get to know them. lol* the people you really do care about you are already talking to...or maybe you just need to network with naked sexy 15 year olds or 45 year old pedophiles with a midlife crisis' that wear sunglasses at night and von dutch hats.
I'm somewhat an open book. If you decide to read, you must take caution. Views change, emotions flow, anger, laughter, frustration, and delight will occur. I am a poopmonster. I love traveling to exotic places, visit all the seven continents, 4 down 3 to go! I also plan on trying every food edible in the world, even monkey brains ooOoo.
"Tell me where you've been and I'll tell you what you know." - Buddhist Monk
My other goal would be to see the 7 wonders of the ancient world within 5 years (or what's left of it) So far I have climbed the Great Wall of China (one of the wonders), seen the Terra Cotta Warriors discovered in Xian (rumored to be the 8th wonder), rode a camel in the Gobi desert, watched the top of Iggasu Falls Brazil (devil's throat), did a photoshoot with the Mona Lisa at the Louvre, climbed the Eiffel Tower in Paris, Tangoed in Argentina, visited the famous hand in Punta Del Este Uruguay. Next, I am heading to Austrailia to do some filming.
People tell me I can be a little bi-polar and anal retentive (ocd) but that's only on my good days. I love jokes about Midgets, Racial Steroetypes, Chuck Norris Facts, Ninja Facts, sexual innuendos, cheesy pickup lines, people with funny names like "Ita Wang" Crass vulgar humor, sarcasm, obnoxious laughs, and anything that is offensive to people. I love to get people out of their little boxes.
I also just took a personality test and it told me that as a parent in the future I would expect so much of my kids that they would go into depression and possibly commit suicide. That is really scary, I always thought I could be a good mother one day...lol* Maybe i'll be the mom who leaves their kid in the car in 100 degree weather...oh it ok, its just like a sauna, they'll lose some baby fat.

My Interests

I love solace, karoke, DANCING, eating, sleeping, pooping, reading, writing, eating cheese, music, Jesus, future, aliens, movies alone, drawing, and exciting adventurous things, roller coasters, SKY DIVING, roller skating, and anything that makes me laugh. I love stand up comedy, and shows, sappy love stories, cooking, teaching, playing on swings at the park, running around like I'm 6 years old again, I also like playing and working with the little kiddies...I'm just drawn to them. I love mentoring and teaching, I love acting and singing and being obnoxious to get people out of their little boxes. I love making people uncomfortable, it's my calling hahha and traveling.

I'd like to meet:


"It's human nature....You always want what you can't have, when you have it you dont want it anymore, when you lose it you want it back." - the story of my life."Anyone who can make me laugh. If you are not capable of such a simple task I want nothing to do with you. Do not contact me unless you are witty, charming, intelligent, and clever. If you catch my attention I may possibly message you back, otherwise I will read your message and ignore you. I do not want to date you, don't ask. If you are well traveled and educated or born as a genius you are probably capable of being funny. I love to banter with intresting people.

I also want to meet anyone with my name Lina So, people who call "Indian Burns" "Chinese Burns", leprechauns, high powered managers of del taco, anyone who can enlighten my view in this ever degrading world, mensa members, THE Jack Baur, channing tatum, skinheads, daniel henney, tucker max, Klu Klux Klan members, government officials, FBI/CIA agents, Professional Assasins, Male Escorts, Jesus Freaks, Muslims, bigfoot, Ligers, Rusell Wong, Kwang Sang Woo, Elizabeth Hurley, Communists, inventors, anyone who can school me, and anyone who is successful in their craft. I like to surround myself with intellectual people who have been driven enough to succeed and pursue their dreams, professional turtle racers, swing dancers, laughing hyenas, girls with hats on hats, pre-opp trannies, elvis impersonators, sweat factory workers aka "my relatives" lol*, lighting techs (we all know not piss off the lighting guy, Tupac, JESUS, the missing link, massage therapists that give happy endings, Rafiki, Sidartha, Muhammad, Dhali Lama #7, woman with princess cut boobjobs lol*, my dumbass stalker from Dearborn Michigan who gets donkey punched daily, and of course the one and only the alcoholic Navajo Indian who made my turquoise ring I got from my 2nd grade boyfriend Mr. Christopher Robertson.

People I don't want to meet...

lazy, boring, unmotivated, insecure, bo-w-legged, psychochotic manic depressive stalkers, please stay away from me. Remember you are the company you keep. *if you have ever been donkey punched you deserved it so don't email me complaining bitOtC&&&!!

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Music:

MELLOW- Michael Buble, Ben Folds, Norah Jones, John Mayer, Black Eyed Peas, Jill Scott, Pedro the Lion, Christina, Strokes, DANCE - Outcast, Nelly, Run DMC, MC Hammer, Britney, Ying Yang Twins, Beyonce, MISSY, Sean Paul, Ciara, Top 40, Michael and Janet, Vanilla Ice, Lily Allen, Abba, Reggae CLASSICAL- Beethoven, Bach, Mozart, Hayden, Fredrich Kuhlau, Opera Celcilia Bartoli, Andrea Bocelli CHRISTIAN - Relient K, Five Iron Frenzy, Shane Bernard, Switchfoot, Hillsong, Michael W. Smith, Carmen Burgess, Passion, John Rueben, KJ, 3rday, Jars of Clay, Dashboard, Matt Weir SLOW JAMZ - Allure, Mariah, Boys2Men, TLC, Michael Jackson, 3t, Atlantic Star, EVERYTHING R&B, Hip Hop, Reggae, I LOVE all music actually.

Movies:

memento, hanibal lecter, the professional, sally peppers neighborhood detective, twas the night, trio, tarantino flicks rock, kill bill, pulp fiction, departed, Apocolypto, 300, luckynumber s7ven mulholland drive, shindler's list, ciderhouse rules, requeim for a dream, FIGHTCLUB, notebook, little mermaid, seven, goodwill hunting, my sassy girl, ringu 0-1, goonies, return of the blue lagoon, good will hunting, chicago, incredibiles, my big fat greek wedding, pretty woman, dirty dancing, bourne identity, minority report, matrix 1 only, charlies angeles, dancing with wolves, white fang, breaveheart, unfaithful, original sin, lord of the rings, clueless, ZOOLANDER, casablanca, moulin rouge, the hours (wanted to kill myself after watching this) My Movie HATE list all the pretty horses, swat, jeepers creepers 2, legally blonde 2, matrix 3, sequels trilogies suck a$$ (few exceptions)

Television:

I rarely get to watch tv but when i do it's...24, friends, family guy, simpsons, everybody loves raymond, entourage, discovery health, sex n the city, and american idol.

Books:

Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, The Alchemist, Eat Pray Love, 5 Love Languages, Death and the Afterlife, Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth, Max Lucado, Man Eater, CS Lewis, Ron Vietti, Joshua Harris, 5 People you meet in heaven, Tuesdays at Morreys, marketing basics for idiots, html for dummies, Purpose Driven Life, Why we love, Art of War, Conspiracy of Silence, the Gazebo, Battle of Buddhism and Christianity

Heroes:

Jesus and my dad are my heroes, everyone else in my life has dissapointed me one time or another. My dad escaped communism swam the 5 mile river while watching his own friends drown to death and came to the US, opened his own restaurant and owns everything he has and that's a lot! Besides the material things, he has a wonderful family of five and a healthy happy 27 year marriage to my gorgeous mommy. He is an amazing man, no one can top him but Jesus! I love my Daddy! (Yes, I am daddy little girl!) I want a husband just like my dad, a wonderful chef, massage therapist, wise, educated, funny, intelligent, and can sing. Hmm and for Jesus, he suffered, served, and died for me. I love him for everything he is, he has given me strength, love, money, and healing. He never gives up on me and he never lets me go. I love my earthly Daddy and my Heavenly Daddy. I'm so lucky to have it all!

My Blog

Should have been born a heartless man.

So I'm sitting in my hotel room in Colorado Springs. Yes, it sounds so exciting lol* I just had a wonderful Thai chicken crunch salad  from CPK. The day was short and swet, although my feet are k...
Posted by LinaSo.com on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 04:24:00 PST

Southeast Asia...

I am at the Singapore airport. Sat on a plane for 18 hours..watched a million movies and slept enough for 2 days. I'm excited to ride elephants in Cambodia! First stop is Vietnam, Cambodia, Thailand, ...
Posted by LinaSo.com on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 09:52:00 PST

Hawaii..True Religions

Hawaii was beautiful...ate sooo much yummy food. Here are a few pics of Kauai Hawaii and the yummiest New Zealnd lamb I have ever had in my life at the "Beach House" The one wiht the swans is the Hote...
Posted by LinaSo.com on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 06:53:00 PST

LA Autoshow December 1-8 at Lexus!

I'll be at the LA autoshow from December 1-8 then finals on 9-10 =( help!! Come by the Lexus booth if you're attending, it's going to be insane. I heard GM's budget for jus the LA show is 18 millions....
Posted by LinaSo.com on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 12:56:00 PST

Confused...

I have been working like a mad woman for the last 2 weeks  doubles every single day and sleeping 3-6 hours a night makes me an old irritable, unforgiving person. I come home from Seattle to more ...
Posted by LinaSo.com on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 04:20:00 PST

Random

Thursday, August 10, 2006Yes I would like to do this to someone. Anyhow things are going well! I am so excited about someone who is having a someone lol* it's quite exciting! I have just been working,...
Posted by LinaSo.com on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 12:24:00 PST

Camel Riding in the Gobi and Ice

Saturday, June 10, 2006Funny photos from a shoot at Ice for Getty....good times.10:32 AM - email itWednesday, May 31, 2006CHINACamel riding in the Gobi Desert. This my new love, "Fluffy" It was love a...
Posted by LinaSo.com on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 10:52:00 PST

China here we come!

5/22-6/2 CHINA...jiejen! Kim and I are off on another one of our worldly jaunts....this time, CHINA!  Here is the world tour schedule: 5/22 Leave LAX for Bejing 5/23 Arrive Bejing 8:05pm 5/24 To...
Posted by LinaSo.com on Fri, 19 May 2006 12:25:00 PST

Pictures! Travels!

I could be part of the family. Bush is spending a lot of money on vaccines...bird flu vaccines. This reminds me of the movie V-for Vendetta. I believe this movie holds too much truth. ...
Posted by LinaSo.com on Tue, 16 May 2006 11:12:00 PST