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ANYTHING THAT ROCKS. IF IT'S DONE RIGHT AND IT'S TIGHT, PUT IT ON THE TURNTABLE.
NOTHING FUCKING NEW, I CAN TELL YOU THAT. LOVE THE CLASSICS: ANYTHING DIRTY HARRY, THE PINK PANTHER, COOL HAND LUKE, THE JERK, KISS MEETS THE PHANTOM OF THE PARK, IT'S A MAD, MAD, MAD, MAD WORLD, THE GREAT RACE, THE GODFATHER, ETC...
YOU MEAN REALITY TV? GIMME A BREAK! IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE WITH ANY TALENT LEFT AT ALL? SADLY, IT'S MOSTLY JUST BACKGROUND NOISE THESE DAYS...
READING IS OVERATED...I'LL JUST WAIT TILL THE MOVIE COMES OUT THEN NOT WATCH IT!
POPE JOHN PAUL II, ERIC SINGER AND OUR 8TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, MARTIN VAN BUREN.