Cordy

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Name: Dean motherfucking Cordy!
Birthday: A real man never tells his b-day lol
Birthplace: Plymouth
Current Location: Erm...Plymouth
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: I AM NOT GINGER IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE THINKING!!!
Height: 12 inches...oh, not penis height :$ lol
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed. I wank, punch and certainly lift pints with it.
Your Heritage: South african/paki/ghetto lol
The Shoes You Wore Today: My Reebok classics :)
Your Weakness: BEEEEEER! Women!! BEEEEEER!! Women!!! yep, that about covers it lol
Your Fears: Being bummed by another man
Your Perfect Pizza: Anything after a top night out really
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To score against Argentina. I hate them cunts.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Oh for fuck sake, time for work :@
Your Best Physical Feature: My willy
Your Bedtime: When I have work, around 11ish, when I don't anytime I want
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't remember lol
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi cause I don't do drugs lol :P
MacDonalds or Burger King: Maccy D's!
Single or Group Dates: Single of course. I don't want another man banging my fucking bird.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: What?? Fucking yank questions.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla....ICE ICE BABY!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Sorry, I don't drink those. I ain't a cock sucker.
Do you Smoke: Do I ever.
Do you Swear: Is the Pope Catholic? Is Andrea Corr fit? Fuck yea!
Do you Sing: I wish. I wish I could sing as well as Pete Doherty and Fran Healy.
Do you Shower Daily: No....... Of course I do. I ain't a smelly wanker :S
Have you Been in Love: With beer yeah
Do you want to go to College: Already been.
Do you want to get Married: Nah, you're okay thanks mate
Do you belive in yourself: lol you spelt believe wrong
Do you get Motion Sickness: No. I suffer EMOTION SICKNESS like Silverchair (top band except their Frogstomp/Freak Show days)
Do you think you are Attractive: I would fuck myself in an instant (non gay though cause I'd be thinking of Jolie and Lopez the whole time)
Are you a Health Freak:
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I like Jonny Storm (ledge UK wrestler)
Do you play an Instrument: Bum bum, tits tits, bum bum, tits tits, play the willy guitar (aka no)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Errm, moving on :P
In the past month have you Smoked: See above :D
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Never. Drugs are wrong and I will never consider touching them...(If the police aren't reading this, then hell yeah lmao)
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I haven't. I need to soon though because my cock is about to explode with an unbelieveable amount of semen
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Mall???
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: What are those???
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Is that code for cunt? Then no :(
In the past month have you been on Stage: I had a boogie on stage with Louise to Stayin Alive down in Reflex. Fucking cracking time, as Daz would tell you.
In the past month have you been Dumped: I haven't had a girlfriend to dump me.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In the bath I have :P
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I stole a Chicken Little cardboard cutout from Tesco when I was drunk. Gave it to my little nephew tho, so bad karma won't be coming my way lol
Ever been Drunk: When have I ever NOT been? Oh, right now lol.
Ever been called a Tease: Nah, I am all about straight business when it comes to sex.
Ever been Beaten up: Yes. I had a fight with Adrian Barlow in Primary School after I called him "a raging queer" and he raged alright, raged over my face! Thank God i happened when I was 10 because nowadays, he'd probably cum in my mouth to add injury to insult.
Ever Shoplifted: Yep. Not proud tho!
How do you want to Die: Emily from Babecast shagging me to death :P
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I wouldn't mind being on Big Brother. Great show that is.
What country would you most like to Visit: I'd visit America, just to get some californian pussy (H)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Why should I care? It's not like I'm going to fuck her eyeballs is it? :S
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde defo.
Short or Long Hair: Long of course. Cause you could pull it during climax (as my mate Daz likes to say)
Height: Not too short. No too lanky. I must kiss her face to face and not have to stand on a kerb and vice versa
Weight: No fucking fatties. Well, if your have tits bigger than your stomach, you're okay, but if not...Soz :(
Best Clothing Style: No goth chicks. Ewwww. I don't want your blood stains on my Ben Sherman and YSL top.
Number of Drugs I have taken: What does this have to do with "In a boy/girl"? :S
Number of CDs I own: Loads.
Number of Piercings: None that I know of!
Number of Tattoos: I was gonna get a chinese symbol meaning "Beer" on my shoulder, but though against it unless I turn tee-total (which is hopefully never lol)
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Fear no one. Regret less.

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