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Jill

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About Me

Busy on this new adventure

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

You like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are the most likely to RECEIVE internet forwards--and also the most likely to save them in a special folder entitled 'HOLY SHIT'.

Because it's so easily appreciated, and often wacky and physical, your sense of humor never ceases to amuse your friends. Most realize that there's a sly intelligence and a knowing wink to your tastes. Your sense of humor could be called 'anti-pretentious'--but paradoxically enough, that indicates you're smarter than most.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Johnny Knoxville - Jimmy Kimmel

The 3-Variable Funny Test!
- it rules -

If you're interested, try my best friend's best test: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Masterpiece
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My Blog

Pop

Change is something that is an always. When one makes a decision one has to stick by it no matter how hard it is. Life was good on the road. It was hard but good. I will always miss it. Arlo, I l...
Posted by Jill on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 12:58:00 PST

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Wow, I just read my random thoughts. Ouch. I think that was a tough week. I've been here in good old SC for about 2 weeks now. God, it's good to be home. What a beautiful time to be home too. It was 6...
Posted by Jill on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 04:41:00 PST

random thoughts

I feel like I've been in SC for a month. I've drank enough to last me a month. My brain has been pickled. I'm leavig the day after tomorrow which means I'm late meeting my friends at the bar. My ...
Posted by Jill on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 06:03:00 PST

Really, 4 degrees and green grass?

Snow in MA is a myth. Just to let everyone know. You all have been playing an elaborate trick on me, you know who you are. I've been duped again. Go figure. Fine, I'm headed to the beach where at leas...
Posted by Jill on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 05:58:00 PST

We have had freezing rain all ady. Ice has covered everything.

We had a half day today cuz the power went out. So I built a fire and took a nap. I woke up and decided to come dawn to the office and check my mail and wow. Ice has covered EVERYTHING. The trees jus...
Posted by Jill on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 02:40:00 PST

Okay now I have more time

I can't even begin to tell you how amazing this tour has been!!! We have such and amazing group of people. From the bus driver to the tour manager it's been the best. We have been working our asses of...
Posted by Jill on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 04:42:00 PST

Just one of those weekends

I had one of those weekends where you brace yourself for madness and kinda don't want to deal with it but know you have to. That, and the fact I overdrank that week earler.So by Friday I was exhausted...
Posted by Jill on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 10:02:00 PST

My Pop

My Pop. My father's job went under and needless to say he lost his job. After this happened, he decided was going to visit our family in Missori. Great, I thought, he needs this.A couple days with his...
Posted by Jill on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 12:08:00 PST

I HATE SUMMER

  I'm sorry. It sucks. It's just too damn hot to do anything. I get hot just talking about how hot it is. Now that I've rotted out my brain with television and computer enough to pick up a new bo...
Posted by Jill on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 09:54:00 PST

Howdy from the road

Fucking shit ya'll. I just almost finished my blog and knocked myself off. Okay, what I was saying... Now I can't remember... hold on. I've only had 2 glasses of wine..I'm getting back into Columbia o...
Posted by Jill on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 06:49:00 PST