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☠Buddha Beard☠

Most intellects do not believe in gods, but they fear us just the same.

About Me



I am Jeff. I am Buddha. Jeff + Buddha = Me.

Sometimes I'm a...

Other times I'm a...

Beware.

My Interests



-MMA

-Drinking with friends

-Girls with prominent noses

-My 50 inch plasma

-Cool hats

-Fantasy sports

-Great food

-New York Mets baseball

-TiVo

-Too much damn MySpace

-South Carolina Gamecocks athletics

-The return of Pucas

I'd like to meet:

Right now?

Mostly Lily Allen...

Kari Byron from Mythbusters...

the lovely Logan Tom(in honor of the Olympics and my fascination with tall girls)...

and pirate penguins.

Music:



-Panic! at the Disco

-The Bravery

-Amy Winehouse

-Radiohead

-Erykah Badu

-Ben Harper

-Lily Allen

-Coldplay

-Jamiroquai

-Zero 7

-Atmosphere

-Jeff Buckley

-Beastie Boys

Movies:



-Superbad

-Cool Hand Luke

-Empire Strikes Back

-The Notebook

-Trainspotting

-Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

-Rounders

-High Fidelity

-Pulp Fiction

-Breakfast at Tiffany's

-Oldboy

-Closer

-Fight Club

Television:



-One Tree Hill

-Rescue Me

-Family Guy

-Entourage

-Top Chef

-The Wire

-The Ultimate Fighter

-Mythbusters

-Two and a Half Men

-Lost

-Project Runway

-Law & Order: SVU

-Scrubs

Heroes:



-My Dad, who I loved and miss everyday

-Chris Conner

-Muhammad Ali

-Bill Clinton

-Jamie Oliver

-Tyler Hansbrough

-Edward Norton

-Oscar Pistorius

-Diana Taurasi

-Jamie Hyneman

-Lucas Scott

-Seth McFarlane

-Bear Grylls

My Blog

BuddhaBlog: Episode 17

The One Where I Finally Respond To Being "Tagged" This will certainly not be the most creative blog I've ever written.  Nor will it probably be the most entertaining.  I'm just bored out of ...
Posted by Buddha Beard on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 07:31:00 PST

BuddhaBlog: Episode 16

A Tale of Two Cancers Guess who's back?  Here I am again and all it took to draw me out of blog purgatory was an isidious disease.  I've said it before and I'll say many more times, life sur...
Posted by Buddha Beard on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 11:23:00 PST

BuddhaBlog: Episode 15

This isn't what I would call a true blog, it's more of a warning.  Don't go out drinking hardcore with me.  Ever.  Just don't.  You will hate me the next day.  Most likely, yo...
Posted by Buddha Beard on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 08:59:00 PST

BuddhaBlog: Episode 8

Brian is the friend that nobody likes in our group, Part 1.  His name is Brian, but you know him as Bundy or on MySpace as Mr. Bundles.  This is his story.  Several years ago, Br...
Posted by Buddha Beard on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 12:26:00 PST

BuddhaBlog: Episode 14

Brian is the friend that nobody likes in our group, Part 2. I know that some of you are saying "Finally" while I've lost others due to the long separation of time between Parts 1 & 2 of this ...
Posted by Buddha Beard on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 05:42:00 PST

BuddhaBlog: Episode 13

Buddha's Top Ten Rules of MySpacing 10-If someone comments you, comment them back.  It's etiquette people.  Same goes for messages from people you know(fuck random strangers!).&nbs...
Posted by Buddha Beard on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 08:56:00 PST

BuddhaBlog: Episode 12

Okay, so I know it's been awhile.  Sorry about that.  I got a real job and, man, does that eat into my "dicking off and doing nothing constructive at all" time.  Anyway, woe is me. ...
Posted by Buddha Beard on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 10:17:00 PST

BuddhaBlog: Episode 11

You know, along my travels(and by travels I mean the rare occasion upon which I actually leave my house) people often ask me, "Buddha, where do the ideas for your blogs come from?"  Well, the ans...
Posted by Buddha Beard on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 06:16:00 PST

BuddhaBlog: Episode 10

This is just a quick thought and I was wondering if anyone else had comtemplated this. I realize, looking at all the profiles day after day on MySpace, that we all contemplate just how much of ourselv...
Posted by Buddha Beard on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 04:37:00 PST

BuddhaBlog: Episode 9

I don't know about you guys, but I miss the old Lohan.  After Dane Cook hosted Saturday Night Live last night, Pappyki and myself were in a comedic mood and noticed that E! was replaying an epsis...
Posted by Buddha Beard on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 11:30:00 PST