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natalie

A drop of water is the entire ocean.

About Me

I'm a bum.
I also support this guy in any (legal) way I can. So should you.

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My Interests

Twisted humor. Movies/Movie-geeking. Traveling. Croatia. Thoughtful, passionate people. Reading. Making things out of odd and unexpected materials, MacGuyver style. Drawing. Long conversations with my favorite people. Kung-fu-ing with abandon. Chicago food and fun. eHow.com. Learning how to (literally) balance, as I'm a clutz. Good sushi and hearty cocktails. Horror flicks. NBA basketball (go Kings). Garage sales. Fun words like "callipygian" (you won't be disappointed when you look it up) and "defenestrate." The History Channel and the Turner Classic Movie channel. Spelling bees. Stealing candy and kicking people in the shins (Yeah!). www.fair.org. Taking pictures. Restaurant and food communities. The endless source of awe and fascination that is William Shatner. The art of exaggeration.

I'd like to meet:

Nikki at age 20 to slap her upside the head... and myself at ages 22 and 25 (especially 25..yikes) for the same reason.
Also... Joss Whedon.
Stephen Colbert.
Dolly Parton.
People who agree that Peeps are NOT candy.
Good conversationalists.
People who are geeky about what they love.
Jokesters.
Carousers.
Rabblerousers and good arguers.
Troublemakers.
Creative, passionate, kind, genuine people who care about the world.
Bums, Louses, and even some Pigs.
And this man (Zidane!), just because:

Music:

Some favorites: Elvis freakin' Costello, Wilco, The Jesus and Mary Chain, the "Talk to Her" soundtrack, The Pixies, old Oasis, Al Green, David Bowie, EARLY MICHAEL JACKSON, the Supremes, Motown in general, Jeff Buckley, BRMC, Belle and Sebastian, Dolly Parton, Carina Round, Ryan Adams, Pete Yorn, Social Distortion, NIN, The Smiths, Joy Division, Arcade Fire, Nick Drake, The Velvet Underground, Prince, The Carpenters, Johnny Cash, The Stone Roses, Elliot Smith, Travis, BLUR, Journey (I can't help it), Sam Cooke, 80s cheese/hair bands, Sufjan Stevens, 70s Funk, 70s Folk/Country. I'm not ashamed to admit that my all-time favorite song to which to dance is Michael Jackson's "P.Y.T."

Movies:

In no particular order...Rear Window, Touch of Evil, Vertigo, old musicals (especially Top Hat and Swing Time), The Diving Bell and the Butterfly (sigh), The Warriors (seeing this at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery was one of the coolest experiences of my life), The Apartment, Lost Weekend, Children of Men, Double Indemnity, Harold and Maude, The Big Lebowski, All About My Mother, Zero Effect, Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!, Dawn of the Dead, Wonder Boys, Elf, Pride and Prejudice (BBC Version), Born Into This, The Princess Bride, all Alfonso Cuaron movies (even HP 3), Freaks, A Christmas Story (RIP, Bob Clarke), Hoop Dreams, Bubba Ho-Tep, Little Women (1994 version), Goodfellas, The Conversation, Bride of Frankenstein, American Psycho, The Royal Tenenbaums, Magnolia, Ghostbusters, PeeWee's Big Adventure, Roman Holiday, THE APPLE, Shawshank. I'll see any Christian Bale movie because he makes fun choices. Movies that are so bad, they're good...and more.

Television:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, always and forever. The Office, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Frontline, 24, Rescue Me, 30 Rock, Lost, Garth Marenghi's Dark Place, Extras, MST3K, Arrested Development. I'm still putting a hit out on the CW for canceling GG and Veronica Mars.

Books:

Pride and Prejudice, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Klay, To Kill A Mockingbird, Women Who Run With the Wolves, The Stand, The Partly Cloudy Patriot, A Confederacy of Dunces, Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers, Ask the Dust, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, London Fields, Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, The Virgin Suicides, Lovely Bones, Henry Rollins, the Harry Potter books, any Roger Ebert book

Heroes:

The people over at www.fair.org. "Anyone who is kind and brave." The inventor of Diet Pepsi. My mama. My friends. Your mom.

My Blog

Obama love...

Just some snippets/excerpts from recent articles about Barack Obama, if you're interested.  Ken Burns backs ObamaBy Sam Graham-Felsen (December 18, 2007) America's documentarian, Ken Burns, ha...
Posted by natalie on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 01:11:00 PST

Finally...

I have waited a long time for this day to finally arive...  Jet packs for sale! Life insurance sold separately - Engadget If anyone's wondering what to get me for my upcoming birthday, now you k...
Posted by natalie on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 01:35:00 PST

The Greatness of Jonny

I'm getting over the flu, and have had little energy to do anything except watch TV and type.  In my boredom, I asked my friend Jonny what the subject of my next blog should be.  He jokingly...
Posted by natalie on Thu, 03 May 2007 12:25:00 PST

Random Thoughts on Peeps

For as long as I can remember, I have had a deep and abiding love for Marshmallow Peeps.  My affection for this delightfully sweet foodstuff is boundless, and my heartrate always picks up a ...
Posted by natalie on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 07:59:00 PST

All About Someone Else's Mother

The following site was recommended to me by a friend, and I've been captivated by it ever since.  Warning: Exposure to the link below may turn you into a Trudy Addict as well, but that's a r...
Posted by natalie on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 12:58:00 PST

THIS is a MEDIUM?

Do the lovely folks over at Jack-in-A-Box and Del Taco really think that I want a 50-ounce drink when I order a MEDIUM Diet Coke?  What happened to the days when "medium" equalled 16-24 ounces?&n...
Posted by natalie on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 11:30:00 PST

Birthday Cake Bloopers

My good friend Clarissa and I had a joint 30th birthday party this last weekend.  It was probably the best birthday party Ive ever had.  Despite the fact that I almost didnt make it to the p...
Posted by natalie on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 12:57:00 PST

Some Things I Learned This Last Month...

In the last month, I learned... That a case of Motrin can work wonders when you're trying to get a deal on an apartment in Croatia.  Thank you, Motrin.. for apparently being the only medicine tha...
Posted by natalie on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 04:24:00 PST

Otter pops...

...are delectable.  Thanks to my good friends Jen and Rob, Otter Pops are back in my life after a long and torturous absence.  How did I live without them for so long?
Posted by natalie on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 09:36:00 PST

George Carlin

I read this today because I saw that it was by George Carlin, and then was surprised upon reading it that it was by George Carlin... As cheesy as it may seem, I got something out of it.  Per...
Posted by natalie on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 10:20:00 PST