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james

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About Me

I am me. A boy from Stockport England. Pleased to meet you. How do you do?a few songs i have been listening to lately ............
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: R James Handford
Birthday: 31 August 1981
Birthplace: Stockport
Current Location: Peak District
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Shaved (mousey. What?)
Height: 5' 8 i think
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Round ere.
The Shoes You Wore Today: addidas sambas
Your Weakness: your sweetness is my weakness
Your Fears: and all my pears are my fears
Your Perfect Pizza: diablo
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Do something i wanna do
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ahhhhh....
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuck im tired
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes???!!
Your Bedtime: No sleep till brooklyn
Your Most Missed Memory: innocence of being a child. ahhhh
Pepsi or Coke: so is that britney or white stripes. gota be the money grabbing white stripes
MacDonalds or Burger King: Subway
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: sweet sweet vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee cappucino's to posh for me
Do you Smoke: yep
Do you Swear: fuck yeah
Do you Sing: when knowone's listening
Do you Shower Daily: or every other day. im a busy guy.
Have you Been in Love: probably not. thats a no!
Do you want to go to College: been there done that
Do you want to get Married: one day
Do you belive in yourself: yeah
Do you get Motion Sickness: not really.
Do you think you are Attractive: of course. ha ha
Are you a Health Freak: no. quite the opposite
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them
Do you play an Instrument: bit of guitar and bass
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: havin a beer right now
In the past month have you Smoked: and a smoke
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope. been good.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no :(
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: stupid american cookies. Biscuits for me!!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no damn now i want suchi!!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: in a way yes.
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: probably
Ever been Drunk: loads
Ever been called a Tease: think so
Ever been Beaten up: no i always win!!! ha ha
Ever Shoplifted: yeah. i was young and stupid
How do you want to Die: In some cool way people will talk about for years. (eaten by a bear or something)
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: older
What country would you most like to Visit: so so so many. erm.......... mongolia (seriously!)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: dont care
Short or Long Hair: not too bothered actually. natalie portman looks hot with a skin head. although together we could look like a pair of tits. ha ha
Height: smaller than me.
Weight: no munters!!!!
Best Clothing Style: vintage
Number of Drugs I have taken: only the one illiegal one which shouldnt be!!
Number of CDs I own: 500 or more not counted for a while
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: nope
Number of things in my Past I Regret: never regret a thing it all makes you who you are!!
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My Interests

Football (soccer), Music, Travel, Beer, Pubs, Clubs, Wasting time,.. .. ....

I'd like to meet:

...the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and evrybody goes 'Awww! '

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Music:

Everything and anything that isnt over produced pop music for kids.including The Who, The Beatles, Neil Yong,The Stone Roses, Ian Brown, Primal scream,The libertines, Doves, Franz Ferdinand, The Strokes, Interpol, Oasis, The Coral, ArcticMonkeys Hope Of the States,Hot Hot Heat... god sooo many........................................

Movies:

Withnail & i, Star Wars, All Bond Specially live and let die, Any Tarantino, Kes, and stuff im drunk...................

Television:

charlie

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Books:

Anything Kerouac. Oh... or any music biographies

Heroes:

We could be heroes. just for one day!

My Blog

Record!!!!!!!!!!!!

All i have to say is look at the most consecutive league wins without conceiding a goal!!!!!   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Football_records_in_England#Unb eaten_runs...
Posted by james on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 12:47:00 PST

Hope Sir Paul does not read my page!!!

of slightly bad taste!! Heres a poem for you all about Sir Paul Mccartney...............   I lay upon a grassy bank, my hands were all a quiver.I slowly undid her suspender belt,and her leg f...
Posted by james on Thu, 25 May 2006 10:34:00 PST

Devvo

some very funny videos.This is everything that is bad about England!!!   http://www.fat-pie.com/chavs.htm
Posted by james on Fri, 05 May 2006 04:21:00 PST

Who am i ?

http://kevan.org/johari?name=James+Handford   Thanks Nat.
Posted by james on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 03:41:00 PST

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Posted by james on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 04:21:00 PST

Starting from now!!!!!!!!

Ok!!!!! So today i have decided (at 2am for some strange imsomniacal reason) that from now on i am actually gonna spend more time on myspace and actually contribute to it. This has only took me about ...
Posted by james on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hmmm........

The Christian resolution to find the world ugly and bad has made the world ugly and bad. Friedrich Nietzsche, ...
Posted by james on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Suicide in the Trenches

Siegfried Sassoon (18861967). Counter-Attack and Other Poems. 1918. 17. Suicide in the Trenches I KNEW a simple soldier boy Who grinned at life in empty joy, Slept soundly throug...
Posted by james on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST