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i'm chelsea and i'm 20. i'm going into my JUNIOR YEAR at UNCA and i hope to major in literature, get my phd and become a professor. i have a crazy obsessive love for lara, lauren and mike. i'm pro-choice, anti-war and support our troops completely [shit i've DATED part of our troops...that's pretty damn supportive lol]. i guess you could say i'm a bleeding heart liberal and i don't apologise for it. i'm not religious, i prefer the woods to church. i'm really pretty aware that i'm good looking, yeah and i guess that makes me full of myself. i have 6 piercings if you go by jewelry and 7 if you go by actual holes and i have a tattoo. i'm in love with asheville, north carolina. i love HIM and Ville Valo, but not because it's trendy, i was a fan before they became popular over here in the US. i'm a loving person, but i'm also a bitch. when it comes to me you can't have one without the other so you should get used to that. i like old horror movies and reading long novels that no one else likes. i collect really old decrepit books, anthologies, and plays. i fall over a lot and make big messes. other than that... i won't bother putting it on here.
"Tell me Charlie, is she bitchy?"
"She may be, in fact, sometimes she is. She may be bitchy...but she's all the same deserving. See, the best ones are bitches. Marry a bitch with a man with figurative & literal balls and you'll get an everlasting love. Sounds harsh, I know, but the girls that are bitches are the girls that know what they want. They won't ever put up with less, which is why we think they're bitchy to begin with. And the guys with balls, well, they won't put up with anyone less then a bitch. They worked hard for that status, and they won't put up with less. So as for me, I'm gonna find myself a good, bitchy woman to marry. She's gonna love me like no other--and I'm never gonna look back."
so i want to ask a favor of everyone. i KNOW that i am short. i KNOW that i am tiny. so PLEASE DO NOT POINT IT OUT CONSTANTLY. i DO NOT look 12. i DO NOT look 15. i'm fucking 20 years old. i have boobs, hips and a damn nice ass if you haven't noticed just because i don't have C's and j-lo's ass doesn't mean that i look really young. it just means that i AM SMALL. oh and I DO NOT KNOW 12 YEAR OLDS THAT LOOK LIKE ME. there are probably some out there, but I AM NOT 12. i do not have an eating disorder. if anyone took half a goddamn second to look at my body they would realize that i am like any normal 20 year old girl, just compact. just because i am not morbidly obese like 2/3 of america does not mean that there is something wrong with my eating habits and does not mean that i am freakishly skinny. i eat a lot of food, probably more than you do. so get over it. i am not a dwarf and i don't appreciate being called one. i may joke about my own height sometimes or talk about it sometimes, but that doesn't mean i want to talk about it allllll the damn time. thank you.
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