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About Me

im a kitty and i live in the castro at the dirty sanchez. i have 24 toes. i used to smell really bad but then it turned out that i had an infected claw, and aaron arrell pulled it out and it was really dramatic. but now i dont smell any more. i do really cute shit so people feed me. i am still working on that potty training but i practice ALL THE TIME OK. im a kitty meow meow.

My Interests

running back and forth down the hall, chasing bits of paper, getting high, toilet scratching, sitting in windows, drinking in the bathtub, looking cute, pissing in alycias chair, eating, begging for food, sleeping in odd places, jumping for my little rope thing, getting under things, eating bugs

I'd like to meet:

hot pussies

Music:

meow meow!

Television:

regency house party and shows with birds

Books:

meow meow magazine!, cat fancy

Heroes:

no one, im the best beta i can be!

My Blog

meow

i just want to say what up to all the haters out there that are saying whats up with you cat, youre just a cat and why are you on myspace and be friends with my band. well im a cat so i dont really li...
Posted by Beta on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 02:42:00 PST

meow meow

im hella fat. dont feed me so much, itll help my self esteem. ps im hella greasy for a minute.
Posted by Beta on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST