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Charlotte

i fart in your general direction your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberry.

About Me

I like Pepper jack Cheese and tall drinks of water.

My Interests

human dissection. hair dye.

I'd like to meet:

Well, I know the Magic Man and I'd prefer to stay away from the Candy Man. I've no interest in the man behind the curtain at all.

Movies:

let's watch!

Television:

oh, i like aquateen and robot chicken and pretty much any stoner tv. stand up and the like. arrested development and curb are great. mr show.

Books:

buy me books. i'll love you forever and ever and ever. n' stuff.bukowski, palahniuk, Daniel Quinn, Orson Scott Card, Issac Asmov.

Heroes:

I'd like to thank god I'm an atheist.
I'd like to thank my Mom for bearing a 10 pound baby.
I'd like to thank Rhold Dahl and Chuck Palahniuk.
Oh, and Phillip Stark... *Crickets* anyone?

My Blog

Fucking come. or else.

Hosted By: Charlotte, Sam and FarahWhen: Saturday Feb 03, 2007 at 8:00 PMWhere: Tehama Territory58 TehamaSF, CA 94103USDescription:Charlotte, Sam and Farah Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Charlotte on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 06:53:00 PST

That's the ticket.

I make my stomach hurt.It's because I'm excited, nervous, happy, sad, confused and basically dandy.I've been packing all day... making orange and blue wings and lurking on myspace. Why do I lurk beser...
Posted by Charlotte on Sun, 21 Aug 2005 04:49:00 PST

Tommy the Cat is here to comfort my dumbass self.

I miss being not dumb, was there a point when i wasn't? probably not. This next bit of time will probably have me crying a lot. Again.   Fuck.
Posted by Charlotte on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Oh San Francisco.

Oh San Francisco. Oh San Francisco. You've never let me down. You've never let me drown. Oh San Francisco. I love you.
Posted by Charlotte on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

this is what we know.

"forgive and forget," they say. Things keep on moving. "live, don't regret," i say. we'll live in harmony, one day.
Posted by Charlotte on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fuck the bullshit.

Fuck the bullshit. No really. Seriously, Honestly, and Sincerly. Fuck the bullshit. That's all for now. §
Posted by Charlotte on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

300° and rising...

word, yo. That's a good homie G.
Posted by Charlotte on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

doot da do...

i would name her rock and roll...
Posted by Charlotte on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

shit

yeah. so my face is cut to shit and i have no car.
Posted by Charlotte on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST