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Maddie

Rubber Noodle God

About Me

professional scar licker, lover of cellophane, finder of all bits of trash, eater of mosquito hawks, intense maker of muffins, and quite generally, a pain in the ass.

My Interests

my main interest would be sleeping and in general being very lazy and submissive until laurie gets home. then I flip out. other than that I guess I really enjoy attacking my own tail, and formerly, the rubber noodle god, may he rest in peace.

I'd like to meet:

my children. the savage asshole who knocked me up when I was too young. the dog downstairs.

Music:

anything that comes out of that tim character...so my musical exposure is pretty slim and it's better than that moppy shit laurie's always playing.

Books:

um. I'm a cat.