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About Me

This is only the beginning! For in the history books one day it will be written....(sound of the national anthem lightly playing) "But one man...one Jedi stood when none others would stand! In the face of adversity and mocking an unknown meatlover stood up and raised his hand wildly. And when America called upon him he made this declaration! "I have a dream! I say I have a dream! When one day all meats will be recognized, not as equal, but less than SPAM! I have a dream that one day bologne, ham, turkey, chicken, dog, and beef will no longer tip the scales of goodness in their own favor, but that one day a meat soooo good, soooo tender, soooo juicy, that it can only be contained in a metal can, will one day fill the shelves of our grocery stores and the shelves of the pantries in our homes! Let us not ask what SPAM can do for us, but rather, let us ask what we can do for SPAM!" (sounds of cheering in the background.)Eat SPAM and Rollout! Jedi in Training-Justin Bourne
I LIVE FOR THE CHICKEN DANCE!
Dan and I had a beard growing competition. He won by a land slide. He also scared off a hungry bear.
My good friend Patrice. She's wonderful and single... I'm not saying I'm trying to promote her to anyone but... she is an amazing, wonderful, SINGLE woman.
My friend Shawn is such an inspiration to all those single people out there. You go get 'em, Shawn. Only 7 more years, and you'll be this prophetic picture.
My friend Craig P. is such a strong guy. Just look at him here in this body building competition photo. For more on Craig, check out the profile in my top friends known as McFatty.
Laguna Beach, 2006, almost exactly one year ago. May I never grow my hair out ever again... ever. P.S. Craig and I made a wish that went something like this..."I wish we didn't have to work out so much." Be careful what you wish for.
Too much of a good thing is still a good thing.
Our bodies got sick of us.
This is a picture of my friend Abbi back in her modeling days, she's the one on the left. They believed at that time that she would grow to become Miss Teen America then go on to win Miss America......they however.....were wrong.

My Interests

Wake boarding, jet skiing, four wheeling, hiking, camping, and writing poetry and short stories. I love hanging out with the homeless. There are such amazing people on the streets just in need of some encouragement. I love working with youth and just kickin' it to a nice movie. Yeah and a little secret of mine, not so secret anymore, I love collecting GI Joe's. It's an 80's thing that guys who grew up then just can't get over. (What's with little kids playing with Pokemon crap and telling little boys that it's ok to play with Barbie dolls. Molding millions of wussies, that's what's going on.)

Music:

I love a diversity of music.
Johnny Cash, Ella Fitz Gerald, Frank Sinatra, Linkin Park, Nirvana, Jeremy Camp, Joss Stone, Death Cab for Cutie, Her Space Holiday, Incubus, Nickelback, Nickel Creek, Jason Aldeen, Gary Alan, Tim Mcgraw, Toby Keith, Jack Johnson, James Blunt, Sixpence, Thousand Foot Crutch, Timbaland, Huey Lewis and the News, Carrie Underwood, Norah Jones, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, The Fray, Keith Urban....I could go on forever.

Movies:

Green Street Houligans, The NeverEnding Story, Gladiator, Tombstone, Snatch, Braveheart, Back to the Future series, Underworld/Underworld Evolution, Office Space, Notebook, Bad Boys 1 & 2, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, 300, Ocean's 11, Gone in 60 Seconds. And many many more.

JUSTIN WONKA AND HIS OOMPA LOOMPAS. NOW THAT'S A MOVIE!

Television:

Family Guy, Simpsons, Robot Chicken, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Scrubs, and a little something called ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT!!! BRILLIANT SHOW!!! FRISKY DINGO!

My Blog

Lifes Desires.

Captivated by the beauty of a world so far in the distance. Memories remain as pictures etched in my soul. I would reach and grab if the object of my affection could be held. But rather, I hold my ton...
Posted by Justus Stumvoll on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 11:23:00 PST

Fortunate Mistfortune

Here's a poem from a very long time ago. Thought I'd share it. Fortunate Misfortune~ She once brought inspiration to an uninspired imagination. She caught my eye, captured my heart and fled th...
Posted by Justus Stumvoll on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 03:53:00 PST

An Unkown Forest

Somewhere there exists an Unknown Forest.In that Unknown Forest lies an Unknown Path.That Unknown Path has been found, but not yet been made.Some say that path is full of Unknown Monsters,Others say i...
Posted by Justus Stumvoll on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 12:55:00 PST

New poem..LEFT BEHIND BUT NOT FORGOTTEN.

LEFT BEHIND BUT NOT FORGOTTEN The dew lightly frosting the mornings ground reflects ripples of the rocks thrown the night before. The tainted touch of the past slowly fades to its grave. Twinkl...
Posted by Justus Stumvoll on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 08:27:00 PST

Gripped with tears.

Today I got up 5:00 a.m., I went to the weight room, worked out, and had a great time talking to God and praying for friends and loved ones. After that I sat down with my pick me up breakfast in front...
Posted by Justus Stumvoll on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 05:45:00 PST

P.S. To Rythm Button

I tried it again....i laughed hysterically. Justin
Posted by Justus Stumvoll on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 04:22:00 PST

Answer to the Rythm Button

I just got shot in the ass with a hot stream of water, curiosity did kill the cat....stay away from the Rythm button if you're ever in Korea.
Posted by Justus Stumvoll on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 04:20:00 PST

Comments on Korea

So I'm in Korea right now. You'd think the first thing I would tell you about is the people or the environment, but rather what I think is appropriate is the fire on my butt cheeks right now. ????????...
Posted by Justus Stumvoll on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 04:19:00 PST

Quote by Justin Stumvoll

Everyone seems to have the answer, no one seems to have truth, but the man who knows nothing is on the shortest path to the answer of truth. ~Justin Stumvoll
Posted by Justus Stumvoll on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 12:37:00 PST

To those who have been judged by a church that's supposed to love.

I was looking at my own myspace site today and had a thought. I like myself. I really really enjoy myself. I make myself laugh. I love the person I've become and I love the person I'm becoming. Recent...
Posted by Justus Stumvoll on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 09:00:00 PST