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Daddy Warbucks

I might be drunk now, but I will be sober tommarrow. You however, will be ugly forever.

About Me

Hi. My name is Tony. You have probably met me already, and if you have not, your missin out.

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My Interests

I like to party. In the words of the late, great Rodney Dangerfield, "When I wake up in the morning I expect coffee and some lovin, but lately it has been someone asking me where I live."Only the best wiskey is able to be ingested by the best

I'd like to meet:

I only have 3 basic rules for people. They have to be (1)self relient. (2)Never negative. (3) Must love baseball, dogs, drinking,cars, and not sitting on the couch for hours on end and actually being active.
~~Basic~~
:Name: Anthony P Guilfoy
:Birthday: 7-11-1980
:Location: St. Louis, Missouri
:Where were you born?: St. Mary's Hospital
:Nicknames: Tuba, Tones, Tone Loc, Bones, TUNAY
:Pets: Shamus the Beagle. Some people call him a footstool
:Hair Color: Auburn/ Brown
:Eye Color: Blue
:Righty of Lefty: Right
~~Favorites~~
:Color: White. Institutional white
:Number: 27
:Shows: Soprano's, Lost, The Office, Rob and Big
:Animal: Dogs
:Radio Station: Sirius Radio nut.
:Movies: Big Labowski, High Fidelity, LOTR 1-2-3, Beerfest
:Cartoon: Simpsons
:Actor: Brad Pitt, James Woods, Giovanni Rabisi
:Actress: I love Bianna Banks
:Drink: Jameson and water with a lime
:Video Game: Call to duty
:Sport: BASEBALL, BASEBALL, BASEBALL
:Store: Banana Republic, Guess, J. Crew, Urban Outfitters, Macy's, Buckle
:Candy: No sugar
:Season: Fall
~~Love/Relationships~~
:Boyfriend: No boyfriend. I am straight. How many times do I have to tell you.
:Shortest Relationship: Brooke
:Longest Relationship: Val
:Ever broke someones heart?: Yep. Sorry for that one. I will try not to do it again
:Had your heart broken?: Yep. Can't blame them
~~This or That~~
:Day/Night: Night. I like to hide
:Heaven/Hell: Heaven. Why would someone like hell?
:Coffee/Tea: No caffine for me.
:Real World/Road Rules: neither
:Silver/Gold: silver. I am a white boy.
:Nike/Adidas: Adidas
:McDonalds/Burger King: No fast food
:Sweet/Sour: neither
:Hot/Cold: I love to take cold showers in the mornings
:Summer/Winter: Summer
:Spring/Fall: Fall
:Desposable Camera/Digital Camera: Digital. You can erase the evidence
:Mexican Food/Chinese Food: Thai or Indian food
:Car/SUV: Car. I was wanting to get a Hummer, but now I think I want a Jeep
:Rock/Rap: Rock.
:Pen/Pencils: Pen - BLACK
~~Out of my friends who is the...~~
:Loudest: Peter and myself.
:Quietest: Melissa Whitehead
:Dumbest: Ummm. Out of all of them, me
:Cutest: Steph
:Uglyest: do I want to get myself hurt?
:Funniest: Bluto or Oldham
:Skinniest: Marris
:Fattest: Chris
:Most Fashionable: Peter and myself
:Cries Most: Well, Ty at his wedding was the most I have seen in a while
:Cries Least: Warren
:Most Trustworthy: Probably Warren or Jake
:Least Trustworthy: blank
:Best for Advice: My brother Tim
:Worst for Advice: Tim
~~Last Person You~~
:Slept With: My pillow
:Kissed: My mom and aunt mary
:Licked: ?
:Cursed Out: Peter
:Punched: Tim
:Loved: All of them
:Hated: Tommy
:Gave the finger to: Ty
:Cried with: Probably Ty
:Fought with: Peter
:Talked with: Steph
:Laughed with: Steph
:Cuddled with: ?
:Hung out with: Jason
~~Have you Ever~~
:Lied: Who doesn't?
:Done drugs: Long time ago. It was a lot of fun, but went nowhere
:Drank alcohol: All the time. I am Irish, German, Scottish, and Italian. Uh Yeah
:Broken a bone: Yep. All my fingers, elbow, toes, collar bone, skull, eye socket, ankle, ect.
:Met a famous person: Brad Pitt, Will Farrell
:Been Suspended: 3rd grade. Farting in class and saying poop
:Driven Illegally: Maybe drunk a few too many times
:Been in a car accident: 16 years old

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Music:

Mars Volta, TOOL, Ween, Velvet Underground, The Avett Brothers, lucky boys confusion, Black Crowes,Dropkick Murphy's, Robert Randolph and the Family Band, Mudvayne, Lou Reed, Coheed, Absent Star,Flogging Molly's,LCP Fearless flying frog brigade, primus, At The Drive In, old Clapton (post yardbirds and prior to tears in heaven), Southern Rock, Seattle Rock, English Rock, NY Rock, hell, anything that is not rap, R&B, new country, thrash metal, pop, more pop, and Nickleback. Also whatever Sirius wants to play at the time.The greatest video that truely goes along with what the song is trying to do without all the "Hollywood" of putting the band infront of the music. Yeah, thats a pun on Nickleback.

Movies:

Too many. but a few are Godfather 1& 2, not 3. caddyshack, old school (i was in a fraternity), animal house,big labowski, raising arizona, blazin saddles, tombstone, spaceballs, any brad pitt movie, lotr 1,2 ,3 , boondaock saints, outside providence, dazed and confused, usual suspects, Goonies, BROKEN LIZARD shit, too many now to listWho doesn't love this whole scene?

Television:

Because of my job, I do not watch a lot of TV. However I love Lost,Sportscenter, Mythbusters, and History channel.I love this so much. The greatest TV show spliced.

Books:

Hunter S. Thompson, Twain, Augusten Burroughs, Nick Hornby,Tolken, Chamberlain, Krakauer's London, Hemmingway, Thung, Drakenburg, Strauss, and Coe. I also read Bill Clinton's book, and I am convinced he was the most fucked up person in pop culture since Tim Leary. I hate people that think "The Divinci Code" is the best literary work ever. Just stick to the basic's and classics. I FUCKING HATE BROWN.An unbelievable interview with the great Hunter Stockton Thompson. You really can see who the man really is outside of Johnny Depp's character of the great american writer.

Heroes:

My mom and dad, my siblings, aunt mary and aunt teresa, my grandpa, H.S.T., Snow white (she took it from seven midgets),Patrick Bateman, Howard Stern,Twain, Vet's, Winston Churchill, and anybody that does what they love to do.A true revelutionary and spokesman for all bad asses