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*~N~*

Well-behaved women rarely make history.

About Me

I strive to lead a positive, fun-filled, drama-free life. I dislike assholery. I would call myself a well-rounded individual; I can find my way in just about every situation, from camping to a black-tie event to a football game. I am a total wise-ass and I'm smarter than the average bear. I can parallel park my car on the first try. I know what the in-field fly rule is. I know why the grass is green and the sky is blue, but I still can't seem to figure out men. Laughter is the best medicine and I like to overdose on it as much as possible. I am a grammar nerd, but I use the words "dude" and "like" way too much. "Friend whores" annoy me, so if you send me an add request with no message, consider yourself brutally denied. Popularity contests are for high school kids. If you need myspace to boost your self esteem, you need therapy. I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

I like the outdoors, optimism, music, Trivial Pursuit, friends, cooking, reading, the sciences, stand-up comedy, Victoria's Secret, sushi, traveling, diggnation, a good conversation, guys who wear glasses, peace, coffee, your mom, brainiacs, beer, podcasts, people-watching, laughing, mass spectrometry, knowing how things work, daisies, dancing to jazz by candlelight, tall men, intimate gatherings, big words, chocolate, red wine, politics, Utah football, photography, and meeting new people.

I'd like to meet:

Tall, handsome, smart, funny gentlemen who have their shit together (and preferably have NO, as in ZERO, kids). Nerdy intellectual types. Potential boyfriends. Any young single professionals, really. My pool of single friends is dwindling. I don't want to meet this guy or any of his frat brothers. Smokers need not apply, either. Thank you.

Music:

I love music, I wouldn't be where I am in life without it. I have a very eclectic music collection and I always have new favorites. The Beatles, The Killers, Death Cab for Cutie, and Dave Matthews Band are among the current favorites. I've really been on a jazz kick for the past year or so. I love the cool sounds of Miles Davis and John Coltrane. Ella Fitzgerald is amazing. Even the new jazz sounds of Norah Jones and Jamie Cullum appeal to me. I love going to the symphony. On any given day, my play list could include one or all of the following: Metallica, U2, Billy Joel, Elton John, Pink Floyd, AC/DC, The Cure, Stan Kenton, Willie Nelson, Charlie Parker, The Ramones, Tower of Power, and/or Cake. I can't stand the pop/hip-hop/R&B turn the music industry has taken. To me, it isn't real music, it is just something to generate a lot of money. It's a bunch of no-talent ass clowns with a supposed pretty face or a hot body making noise with the aid of a sound machine. Country singers are a bunch of whiny bitches, I don't particularly care for that genre either.

Movies:

I watch very few movies. I prefer comedies- something that will make me laugh. Brewvies is my favorite theater because a) you can drink beer and b) there are no kids.

Television:

I watch 0-3 hours of TV a week. That's it. TV kind of bores me. Actually, it's the commercials I cannot tolerate. Shows I'll watch: Grey's Anatomy, Crossing Jordan, Law and Order: SVU, NCIS, and the occasional Star Trek rerun. Oh please. Like you hadn't figured out I was a geek by now. Ooh! My new favorite show is The Office.

Books:

I am a bibliophile. I'm always in the middle of a few different books. Just ask me what I'm reading, you'll get a different answer each time. Current books: The Historian, The Moral Animal, Guns Germs and Steel, and Clincal Chemistry. The Life of Pi and The Time Traveler's Wife are on deck. Oy. I have lots of reading to do.

My Blog

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Posted by *~N~* on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 01:54:00 PST

Chemistry Final Exam

 ------------------------- Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? ------------------------- Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using B...
Posted by *~N~* on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 06:58:00 PST

Best. Pancakes. Ever.

I enjoy cooking and I am gradually becoming more competent in the kitchen.  I figured I'd start sharing some good recipes. 2 C flour 0.25 C sugar 2.25 tsp baking powder 0.5 tsp baking soda 0.5 ts...
Posted by *~N~* on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 07:28:00 PST

Chivalry is Dead

Well ladies.  It's official, chivalry is dead.  I came to this very sad conclusion last thrusday.  Here's why: As I walked through the parking lot of Highland High School after a day of...
Posted by *~N~* on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 11:15:00 PST

The F Word (aka Who said grammar was boring?)

I'm not sure what has sparked my love of grammar lately.  I figured I'd post an entertaining refresher course on the fundamentals of the language.  Enjoy!   Perhaps one of the most inte...
Posted by *~N~* on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 07:41:00 PST

Finishing the sentence....

Finish the sentence... 1. My uncle once:  went to jail for drunk driving.2. Never in my life: have I gone snowboarding.3. When I was five:  I moved to Utah from Arizona4. High School was:&...
Posted by *~N~* on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 02:39:00 PST

Grammar Public Service Announcement.

I would like to clarify a few grammar issues.  Proper use of the English language will make you sound so much smarter, even if you really are a dumbass.  Please take note. There, T...
Posted by *~N~* on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 02:58:00 PST

It's official....

I am a single woman with two adorable kittens. I'm doomed to be an old maid.    Thanks to my boss for pointing this out to me.  He's now on the top of my shit list.    ...
Posted by *~N~* on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 06:01:00 PST

Just in case you don't know enough about me...

A  121 Question Myspace Survey Basics Name: Natalie N. B-Day: Jan 10th Age: 26 Eye Color: blue/green/dunno Hair Color: Um. Light browninsh-red.  Height: tall Best Feature: ...
Posted by *~N~* on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 06:03:00 PST

Myspace Rejection Letter

Due to the high volume of poorly constructed, unintelligent messages I have received and the friend requests I get from guys who are just looking for a piece of easy ass, I have decided to craft a for...
Posted by *~N~* on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 02:55:00 PST