Lithology, erosion, and plate tectonics are my main turn-ons. Oh, and I also enjoy gaussian elimination involving 3 X 3 matrices...
Al Green. I want to slap that crazy bitch. It's about time for him to come out of the closet. Also, Shelley Duvall, Kyle MacLachlan, David Lynch, and Beethoven (if I had a time machine, which is in the works, hopefully by 2025). And this guy below... the secret love of my life...
R.I.P. James Brown (1933-2006)
*phone rings*
Mom: Hello? Whom may I ask is calling, please? Certainly. Hold on a moment. Dawn, it's for you.
Dawn: Hello?
Brandon: Hey ugly.
Dawn: Oh... Hi...
Brandon: Why'd you hurry off like that?
Dawn: I was in a rush...
Brandon: Th'fuck you were.
Dawn: Really... I...
Brandon: Tomorrow. Same time. Same place. You get raped. Be there.
*Dial tone*
Mom: So... who is this Brandon?
Dawn: Just this kid from school...
Mom: Is he a nice boy?
Dawn: Yeah... he's okay.
*3PM school bell rings*
Brandon: Are you alone?
Dawn: Yeah.
Brandon: What time you have to be home by?
Dawn: 4:30
Brandon: Wait... I have something I want you to do for me first. Come on. Don't try anything stupid.
-Cut to Brandon walking behind Dawn with a pocket knife to her back through a long-abandoned lot towards a decaying house. Tall weeds growing in the asphalt in the foreground.-
Dawn: Do you want me to lie down?
Brandon: Okay... wanna smoke first?
Dawn: No thanks.
Brandon: Afraid??
Dawn: No, I just don't feel like it.
*Brandon lights cigarette*
Dawn: But I think marajuana should be legalized.
Brandon: Why d'you always have to be such a cunt?
Dawn: I'm sorry. Brandon, I don't mean to be a cunt.
Brandon: You know, I've got a brother?
Dawn: No, I never knew that... what grade's he in?
Brandon: He's not in any grade. He's retarded.
Dawn: Oh... I'm sorry.
Brandon: There's nothing to be sorry about. He's a tough kid. He could beat you up if he wanted.
Dawn: I'm sorry. I mean... yeah...
*Brandon awkwardly kisses Dawn*
Dawn: Brandon, are you still going to rape me?
Brandon: What time is it?
Dawn: I don't know, but I guess I don't have to be home yet.
Brandon: Nah. There's not enough time.
Dawn: Thanks Brandon.
Brandon: Yeah, but just remember... this didn't happen. I mean no one... fuckin' no one.
Dawn: I swear. I won't tell anybody, not at school.
Brandon: Cuz if you do... I really will rape you... next time.
Quantum Leap, X-files, Star Trek... come on.. feel the nerd within.
George: I really CANNOT comprehend how STUPID people can be sometimes. Can you comprehend it!?
Kramer: No, no, I can't comprehend it.
George: I mean, we can put a man on the moon, but we're still, basically, very stupid. The guy who's car this is, he could be one of the guys that built the rocket. You SEE what I'm sayin'?
Kramer: Well, yeah, yeah. He could build the rocket, but, but he's still stupid for double parking and blocking somebody in.
George: So, you really understand my point about building the rocket and double parking.
Kramer: On the one hand he's smart with rockets, on the other hand he's dumb with parking.
Currently --- Everything's Eventual, Six Easy Pieces, and Genius. Can't wait to get Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows!!
Karl Terzaghi, father of modern soil mechanics.