Lila

Profile Edited by MPS MySpace Editor 2.0 I LIKE STEAK SO MUCH. I REARRANGE FURNITURE. I AM A SEPTUPLE THREAT. I CAN'T MAKE A FRENCH BRAID. I GET GIFTS FROM STRANGERS ON OCCASION AND I'M OK WITH IT. I LIKE JUNK MAIL. I READ THE BACK OF THE CEREAL BOX. I AM A YANKEE FAN. I ALSO DATE DEREK JETER SOMETIMES. I MAKE EXCELLENT BURGERS. IF I FALL DOWN WHEN NOBODY'S LOOKING, IT NEVER HAPPENED. IF I DRINK A BEER THAT SOMEONE ELSE PAID FOR, IT DOESN'T COUNT. I LIKE CHAPSTICK. I DON'T HAVE MY EARS PIERCED. I DON'T COUNT CALORIES. I DO COUNT BLESSINGS. I DO COUNT STEAK AS A BLESSING. I COLOR WITH MARKERS. I DON'T DO DISHES. I PLAYED THE RECORDER IN THE THIRD GRADE. MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS MARY POPPINS. I HATE PAPER CUTS. I LOVE HAIRCUTS. I WISH I REALLY TRULY HATED REALITY TV. I HOPE HILLARY CLINTON MOVES TO CANADA. I WOULD RATHER HAVE TOO MANY PILLOWS THAN TOO FEW. I WOULD RATHER HAVE MY TOAST TOO LIGHT THAN TOO DARK. I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF SEEING THE BUTT CRACKS OF EVERY TEENAGE GIRL IN AMERICA WHEN THEY SIT DOWN. I DON'T HAVE ANY PETS. FRANCES MCDORMAND IS MY ACTRESS-DOUGH. I DO THINK PROACTIV IS THE SOLUTION. I'D RATHER BE AT THE BEACH. I LIKE THE SMELL OF FRESHLY CUT GRASS. I DID NOT SHOOT THE DEPUTY. I THINK ALL BODIES ARE BEAUTIFUL. I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE WHO ARE MEAN FOR NO REASON. I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON. I LIKE THE HOT TUB AT THE HOJO IN MILFORD. I'LL NEVER BE AS MUCH OF A PIRATE AS HOLLY ERIN MCCARTHY. I CAN SAY "I WANT COOKIES" IN HEBREW. I LIKE TO PLAY BOARD GAMES. I LIKE TO PLAY DRINKING GAMES. I LIKE REALLY OLD THINGS. I LIKE REALLY OLD PEOPLE. I WISH I HAD OVERALLS. I THINK KEN WATANABE IS HOT. I COULD REALLY GO FOR SOME LOBSTER RIGHT NOW.