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Lila

PERSIANS BEWARE, FOR I FIGHT LIKE A SPARTAN!

About Me

Profile Edited by MPS MySpace Editor 2.0 I LIKE STEAK SO MUCH. I REARRANGE FURNITURE. I AM A SEPTUPLE THREAT. I CAN'T MAKE A FRENCH BRAID. I GET GIFTS FROM STRANGERS ON OCCASION AND I'M OK WITH IT. I LIKE JUNK MAIL. I READ THE BACK OF THE CEREAL BOX. I AM A YANKEE FAN. I ALSO DATE DEREK JETER SOMETIMES. I MAKE EXCELLENT BURGERS. IF I FALL DOWN WHEN NOBODY'S LOOKING, IT NEVER HAPPENED. IF I DRINK A BEER THAT SOMEONE ELSE PAID FOR, IT DOESN'T COUNT. I LIKE CHAPSTICK. I DON'T HAVE MY EARS PIERCED. I DON'T COUNT CALORIES. I DO COUNT BLESSINGS. I DO COUNT STEAK AS A BLESSING. I COLOR WITH MARKERS. I DON'T DO DISHES. I PLAYED THE RECORDER IN THE THIRD GRADE. MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS MARY POPPINS. I HATE PAPER CUTS. I LOVE HAIRCUTS. I WISH I REALLY TRULY HATED REALITY TV. I HOPE HILLARY CLINTON MOVES TO CANADA. I WOULD RATHER HAVE TOO MANY PILLOWS THAN TOO FEW. I WOULD RATHER HAVE MY TOAST TOO LIGHT THAN TOO DARK. I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF SEEING THE BUTT CRACKS OF EVERY TEENAGE GIRL IN AMERICA WHEN THEY SIT DOWN. I DON'T HAVE ANY PETS. FRANCES MCDORMAND IS MY ACTRESS-DOUGH. I DO THINK PROACTIV IS THE SOLUTION. I'D RATHER BE AT THE BEACH. I LIKE THE SMELL OF FRESHLY CUT GRASS. I DID NOT SHOOT THE DEPUTY. I THINK ALL BODIES ARE BEAUTIFUL. I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE WHO ARE MEAN FOR NO REASON. I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON. I LIKE THE HOT TUB AT THE HOJO IN MILFORD. I'LL NEVER BE AS MUCH OF A PIRATE AS HOLLY ERIN MCCARTHY. I CAN SAY "I WANT COOKIES" IN HEBREW. I LIKE TO PLAY BOARD GAMES. I LIKE TO PLAY DRINKING GAMES. I LIKE REALLY OLD THINGS. I LIKE REALLY OLD PEOPLE. I WISH I HAD OVERALLS. I THINK KEN WATANABE IS HOT. I COULD REALLY GO FOR SOME LOBSTER RIGHT NOW.

My Interests

Rock & Roll, Bed & Breakfasts, Mac & Cheese, Crime & Punishment

I'd like to meet:

Condoleeza Rice

Music:

the good stuff

Movies:

Mary Poppins

Television:

Grey's Anatomy, The Apprentice, Top Chef, Mister Rogers' Neighborhood

Books:

The Inferno (Dante, as translated by John Ciardi), A Time for Courage: The Suffragette Diary of Kathleen Bowen (Kathryn Lasky), Sister Outsider (Audre Lorde), A Soldier's Journal (David Rothbart); I Love You, Ronnie: The Letters of Ronald Reagan to Nancy Reagan (Nancy Reagan)

Heroes:

David Rothbart, Dorothy Rothbart, Betty Rothbart, Stuart Smith, Jacob Smith, M.D. Poole, Ann Heins, Sheila Siragusa, Sammy Dallas Bayes, Julie Andrews

My Blog

Rita- this is for you! Remember the avocado story from the Top Girls party?

I paid $20.30 for an avocado tonight. I know it might be weird to tell you this right off the bat without you knowing much else about me, but I do think it's important for you to know that I'm th...
Posted by Lila on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 06:39:00 PST

Coming soon to a city far from you!

Going on tour with National Theater for Arts & Education! Can't wait to get paid to go all over the country and be on stage! The following is a link to more information: http://www.nationaltheater...
Posted by Lila on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 07:04:00 PST

Will be in Cooperstown doing GBOB for the next couple of weeks!

Old friends- Alex and I will be in Cooperstown, staying in the Bayes family Guest House. We'll be rehearsing for The Greatest Broads of Broadway!!! I hope to see some of the old faces when I'm there (...
Posted by Lila on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 07:23:00 PST

why there might be a giant boat made of corn in the long island sound.

There once was a chicken named Vladislav. His friends called him Stretch, because of the obvious reasons. He lived on Chicken Island, a round island in the middle of the Long Island Sound. He lived wi...
Posted by Lila on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 10:47:00 PST