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Lauren

That bang was so bootleg, I HAD to dip out.

About Me

No regrets. That's my motto. That, and 'Everybody Wang Chung tonight.'

My Interests

People are fascinating.

I'd like to meet:

Cool-ass mofos, biatch. Hey, you just might qualify.

Music:

Lately? Rilo Kiley, Tenacious D, Jenny Lewis, The Bowmans, Hearth/ Whisperdoll, Erin Regan, Mountain Goats, Dan Costello, Mika, that dog, Regina Spektor, Cheese on Bread, by default anyone who contributed to the Anticomp Folkilation..... width="425" height="350" ....

Movies:

The Fisher King, Wet Hot American Summer, Safe Men, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Out Cold, The Deer Hunter, Marty, Magnolia, Sideways, Crash, Eternal Sunshine, American Beauty, The Usual Suspects, Lost in Translation, Neverending Story, Last Unicorn, Human Nature, Adaptation, The Station Agent, A History of Violence, Just Friends, Little Miss Sunshine, The Devil Wears Prada, Dreamgirls, and too many more...

Television:

The State, SNL, Six Feet Under, Dead Like Me, Weeds, The L Word, Sex & the City, Sopranos, Reno 911, Bullsh*t, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Mork & Mindy, Entourage, Tenacious D, Chappelle's Show, Salute Your Shorts, Best Week Ever, Lost, My So-Called Life, Comedians of Comedy, Dexter, Big Love, STELLA...

Books:

"Where the Sidewalk Ends" and "The Giving Tree." I'm not made of stone, people.

Heroes:

I love lamp.

My Blog

My E! True Hollywood Story

They say that you haven't yet made it until you've been on E! True Hollywood Story. To whomever "they" may be: I'VE ARRIVED!! So, way back in 1992 my old friend Sara and I dragged our mothers to an op...
Posted by Lauren on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 07:40:00 PST

The Joy of Fame

I just got back from Los Angeles. On my count, I saw four celebrities. Okay, well - two real celebrities, and two guys from The Flavor of Love spinoff I Love New York. Which I do watch. And no, I do n...
Posted by Lauren on Wed, 02 May 2007 10:11:00 PST

Thank you, Dayna!!

This was sent to me by the lovely and talented Miss Dayna Gross. I'd like to think that the awesome outweighs the 'oh, no he di'in't!'.   ...
Posted by Lauren on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 09:19:00 PST

This is a video of my new boyfriend.

Ladies and gentlemen, Brian Atene.   Jealous?...
Posted by Lauren on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 01:26:00 PST

To my "writer" friends...

So this is the latest blog from one of my favorite comedians, Patton Oswalt. I have quite a few friends trying to finish up their latest Opus/ screenplay/ theater play/ novel (cough), and I thought th...
Posted by Lauren on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 10:23:00 PST

Fatty Catty Wanted OUT.

MATILDA RAN AWAY! Okay... let me preface this by saying that, yes, I found her, and yes, she's back home again. Safe and fat. So, Sunday night I went to Wrong Island to go see Jeremy's sweet, sweet c...
Posted by Lauren on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:35:00 PST

Back in spring of 1995...

... I was a freshman in high school. Find me... I'll give you a hint... I'm dressed like an old schoolmarm and have a doofy smile on my face. Oh, and you see my big red backpack? On the front, I wrot...
Posted by Lauren on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 09:22:00 PST

"When You Wish Upon a Rapture" - by Patton Oswalt

Hey, all! I was just catching up on my blogs since my computer's been on the fritz. By blogs, I mean the three giggle blogs I am subscribed to: Doug Benson, Patton Oswalt, and (shout out to) Jeffrey ...
Posted by Lauren on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 07:25:00 PST

Where does the time go?

So, today I took a not-so-flattering trip down memory lane in the form of an old press clipping circa 1997: Just a few points of reference: 1. The show being promoted is a one-act about a concentrati...
Posted by Lauren on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 07:29:00 PST

For my fellow Whitmanites...

This is for all you crazy Wrong Island Walt Whitman High Schoolers out there. Read on and see how accurate a memory I have. Non-Whitmanites, read on and learn more about the  kick-assedness&...
Posted by Lauren on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 07:51:00 PST