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Conquest™

All These Places Look The Same To Me

About Me


After All, I'd Rather Die Holding Onto A Half Finished Lego Model Of An Indescribable Nightmare Than A Replica Of The Front Of The Box....
The "Get Conquest Back To Portsmouth" Fund Currently Stands At £300
I drink too much, I smoke too much, I don't get enough sleep
I Like To Absolutely Ring Bolt Myself
I'm A Skinny Prick Who Acts Like A Rock Star
Girls Are Class
Girls Are Dickheads
I Don't Walk....I Strut
Donny Tourette Wishes He Was Me
Dalian Atkinson Scoring Against Wimbledon Gets Me Sexually Excited
I Want My Hair To Look Like Something Out Of Motley Crew
Gin And Tonic, Despite Making Me Feel Supersonic, Fucks Me Up
I Work For Hackney Council, Cushdy Yeah?
I'm A Good Boy Again Now
London Is Plop Plop
Can Random People Stop Taking Photos Of Me Please?
I Should Probably Ease Up A Bit
I'm Not As Good At Boozing As I Used To Be
All I Do At Work Is Make Powerpoint Slide Shows About The Girls From Hollyoaks

My Interests

Drinking and sleeping and looking at pictures of Girls Aloud (Not the ginger, well sometimes) Drinking My Body Weight In Cheap Booze, Strutting About and feeling sorry for myself because I support Leyton Orient.
My MSN is [email protected] if anyone wants to add me or whatever

I'd like to meet:

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Terry Wogan, Father Christmas, The Ghostbusters, Ricky Otto, A Real Life Pirate, John Mackie, Vince Noir, LT 10, Tony Yeboah, Pugwall and Rolf Harris.

Music:

The Libertines
Dirty Pretty Things
The Paddingtons
Blackwire
The Beatles
The Strokes
Babyshambles
The Cooper Temple Clause
Jamie T
The Who
Les Incompetents
Kings Of Leon
The Cribs
The Kinks
You Say Party!We Say Die!
The Waysters
Adam Green
The Doors
Special Needs
Larrikin Love
New Young Pony Club
Vincent Vincent And The Villans
Mystery Jets
The Small Faces
The Long Blondes
Test Icicles
The Clash
The Smiths
Littl'ans
Art Brut
The Kooks
The Young Knives
The Sex Pistols
Neils Children
Boy Kill Boy
The Fratellis
Oasis
The Rocks
Gilkicker
Blur
Love
The Jam
She Wants Revenge
Supergrass
The Ramones
Kraftwerk
Forward Russia!
The Holloways
Pulp
Bloc Party
Interpol
Graham Coxon
White Rose Movement
Bluesky Research
We Are Scientists
Chas And Dave
Scatman John.

Movies:

All 77 of the Police Academy ones, anything with Jean Claude Van Damme in and Team America.

Television:

Pugwall, Citizen Smith, The Mighty Boosh and Neighbours of course.

Books:

The Beano

Heroes:

Captain Planet, Me, Chip and Dale and the dude out of Police Academy that could make the cool noises like machine guns and stuff, he was a legend.

My Blog

Ooooo A Blog

I have never done of these blog thingymajigs before so here goes. Erm actually what the hell am I supposed to write? I feel a bit crap really, I've got no money and my alcohol and nicotine intake has ...
Posted by Conquest™ on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 06:23:00 PST