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Sad Bastard

I AM NOT A SPONGE

About Me

Well I am Sad Bastard...I like to moan about the state of the world and generally be miserable all the time.
Name: Sad Bastard
Birthday: 14th March 1989
Birthplace: Tempur
Current Location: Reens bag
Eye Color: Front two are yellow my other 2 are black
Hair Color: White/Dirt
Height: 4cm
Right Handed or Left Handed:I don't have hands :(
Your Heritage: :(
The Shoes You Wore Today: I havn't got feet :(
Your Weakness: Being sad all the time
Your Fears: Being happy
Your Perfect Pizza: Nothing can be perfect in life :(
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:I will never achieve anything :(
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: :(
Thoughts First Waking Up: :(
Your Best Physical Feature: Nothing is good about me :(
Your Bedtime: Never :(
Your Most Missed Memory: Being clean :(
Pepsi or Coke:Niether :( They are in with the government :(
MacDonalds or Burger King: Niether they encourage obeasity :(
Single or Group Dates: Niether dates only lead to further dissapointment :(
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Niether :(
Chocolate or Vanilla: Niether I accept both races
Cappuccino or Coffee:Niether :(
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: No
Do you Sing: No
Do you Shower Daily: No i'm a mattress sample what do you expect..
Have you Been in Love: No
Do you want to go to College: I am
Do you want to get Married: No, commitments only get broken :(
What would you look for in a partner: Nothing :(
Do you belive in yourself: No and never will do :(
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: No because i'm not :( Although life isnt all about appearances :(

My Interests

My Main Interests are:
-Studying the Economy for recessions and booms
-Expressing my views about 3rd World poverty
-Comparing prices

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meat someone who is spongy and miserable, although they better not be emmo unhappy just normal unhappy like me.

Music:

What ever matches my mood, which alot of the time is quite misrable so I guess you can say the music I listen to reflects that

Books:

-Is It Just Me or Is Everything Shit?: The Encyclopedia of Modern Life
Alan McArthur, Steve Lowe
A Shite History of Nearly Everything
A. Parody

My Blog

Christmas :(

This has to be most unpleasant time of the year :(Crowded shops with inflated prices, cold weather and it becomes a dark dark place :(All I got was a piece of coal :(Sums up life :(...
Posted by Sad Bastard on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 11:13:00 PST

Another day :(

This is where I go when I can't face the light of the world :( Unfortunatly vandalists like to ruin it :(A picture of me and Randall, I had to leave him behind though :(Me and Percy, Percy has been bu...
Posted by Sad Bastard on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 12:01:00 PST

Things just get worse :(

I met an Elephant called Frinsk but he was in an environment of sand where he should be in the jungle :( It's just not right :(There was a boat there :( What is a boat doing in sand :( its not in its ...
Posted by Sad Bastard on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 09:15:00 PST

Dissapointment again :(

Tyrone, Harvis, Me, Fat Bastard, Bernard, Benjamin, Lawrence and Creamy in Manchester train station :(All of us on the very noisy train :( False advertising I saw :( Why does the world persist on tryi...
Posted by Sad Bastard on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 12:36:00 PST

Fat Bastard

This is my friend Fat Bastard, he is fat because he is disillusioned with the world like me but he expresses his feelings by eating :( This means he is fat and others make fun of him for this :( We ac...
Posted by Sad Bastard on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 09:13:00 PST

Some photos :(

This is me if I had feet, they would be too big for me so I would be unhappy :(Jeramiah, me, Gwyneth and BernardOn top of eachother :(Jeramiah with Gwyneth :(Gwyneth with hairMe feeling a little somet...
Posted by Sad Bastard on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 10:22:00 PST

Park Pictures

A few days old but still Me and Jeramiah on the swingsMe climbing a tree, it was reallly scary :(Jeramiah climbing the same tree...
Posted by Sad Bastard on Wed, 24 May 2006 12:37:00 PST

Poor Bernard :(

Bernard got burnt :(This is exactly the sort of behavior that goes on nowadays :( JUst because he is different people think they can abuse others :(Why can't mattress samples be accepted in society wi...
Posted by Sad Bastard on Tue, 23 May 2006 11:11:00 PST

Racism

So much racism in our society today..Why can't we all get along with each other like they do in Arthur the tv programme, they are all different animals but they respect one another and don't descrimin...
Posted by Sad Bastard on Sat, 20 May 2006 11:12:00 PST

:(

I got these glasses today and I put them on but they made the world green :( I hate the colour green as it symbolises the rise in inflation :(I then got tested for electrical safety which really hurt ...
Posted by Sad Bastard on Tue, 16 May 2006 12:37:00 PST