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Mel

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About Me


[Better.Than.You.]
Speak to me of things that interest only me
Speak to me of things like names that I should use
Speak to me of things that I want
The only thing we don't
Speak to me again
Speak to me of books that I should read,
Speak to me and call me by a secret name
Speak to me of thirst
And speak to me of greed
I don't want more than this
Speak to me again
I think I'm pulling you through the wires
I think I hear you in my sleep
I think we talk when no one hears
But you're far too quiet in my head
Speak to me of thirst and speak to me of greed
I don't want more than this
Speak to me again
Speak to me, I want much more than this
I want much more than this
Speak to me again oh speak to me again
Speak to me of things that interest only me
Speak to me of things like names that I should use
Speak to me of thirst the only thing we don't
I want much more than this
Oh I want much more that this
But I want much more than this
LAYOUT BY ME. Steal and die. Kthnxbi.
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My Interests



I'd like to meet:



A man who looks like Jesus. Done, met, fell in love with. Is now my top friend :D

Also, those pesky little invisible people who steal my socks and move my keys from where I put them down. If you're reading this, little people, please stop it.

[COMMENT]:
TOILET COMMENT BOX!!!!!! LoLLerskates *HUGZ*

Music:



(In no particular order) Nine Inch Nails
My Dying Bride
Colt
Betty X
Interlock
Beseech
Skinny Puppy
Marilyn Manson
London After Midnight
Mindless Self Indulgence
Bloodhound Gang
Muse
The 69 Eyes
Satyricon
Front Line Assembly
KMFDM
Panzer AG
John 5
Tweaker
HIM
Combichrist
Living With Eating Disorders
Hanzel Und Gretyl
Jamiroquai
The Cure
Tool
Lacuna Coil
Tribal Machine
Rob Zombie
Susan Acid
Deftones
Turisas
Sisters of Mercy
Stephen Lynch
Dimmu Borgir
Linkin Park
Grendel
Pantera
Rage Against The Machine
Richard Cheese
A Perfect Circle
Dope Stars Inc
Machine Head
The Distillers
Apocalyptica
Daniel Lioneye
The Darkness
Black Sabbath
Placebo
Rammstein
Queens of the Stone Age
Funker Vogt
MDFMK
The Kills
Adam Absinthe
Black Light Burns
Rotting Christ
Cradle of Filth
Finntroll
Nightwish
Undertheflesh
Cathedral
Ladytron
Collide
Option 30! Yaas!
Exotic Birds! Whoo!
nearLY
Zombie Girl
ohGr
Sentenced

(And many more besides...)

Movies:

The Virgin Suicides, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (THE ORIGINAL), The Crow, The Exorcist, Shaun of the Dead, Interview With the Vampire, Hot Fuzz, B movies, anything that makes me think, old cheesy horror, cheesy pointless action movies.

Television:

Green Wing
Modern Toss
Mighty Boosh
Less Than Perfect (what?)
The Jeremy Kyle Show (...what?)
TRISHA!
Scrubs
Family Guy
Futurama
American Dad
Neighbours (obviously)
House, occassionally

Books:

Authors: Anne Rice, Poppy Z. Brite, Brian Lumley, Terry Pratchett, Phillip Pullman, Richard Laymon.

Others: The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime, Gormenghast, Lord of the Rings, Modern Toss, Horror, Science Fiction, Steriotypical Goffick Stuff, etc.

Heroes:

Mr. Reznor, for reinventing the way music is distributed and thought about.

Em, simply for being as awesome as she is.

Euan, for not going totally mad under uni stress and the added stress of having a batshit girlfriend like myself.

... and of course, Mr Tourette, for just not giving a fuck.

My Blog

I worry about humanity.

"Anonymous" message to Mel: My cousin felt like she always needed razor blades to cut herself when she's angry or sad. The one thing she didn't count on is that her mother's death was a million times ...
Posted by Mel on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 05:00:00 PST

Deviants!

All you Deviants out there, feel free to browse my work at Deviantart. I call it work, but you can read that as "pissing about with photoshop and generally pretending to be an artist."If you've got yo...
Posted by Mel on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 12:00:00 PST

Raar

Once again that time is upon us, the time for words, and not just any words, but words from me. Maybe it's the vodka talking, but you do look rather pretty tonight.Being alone in the house gets a bit ...
Posted by Mel on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 03:43:00 PST

Wannabes.

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Posted by Mel on Sat, 12 May 2007 07:33:00 PST

Of excursions to Belgium and other such shenanigans.

It's that wonderful time again, children. Go put away your games consoles and telephoning devices and pull up a bit of carpet. It's time for a blog.Yes, dear friends, I have been reduced to Myspace Bl...
Posted by Mel on Fri, 04 May 2007 01:20:00 PST

IT'S TIME FOR BLOG

ALRIGHT GAYBAGS I'M HERE. STILL ALIBVE YOU TWATS.   yeha that's right I gots me some bloggin to do since I never do this hting and I'm in the moood. wtf. I'm bored. wtf is EUan doing in CANA...
Posted by Mel on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 01:25:00 PST

Necroscope

You need to read this book. No really.Actually, no, don't read it. It's mine. ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE MINE. They're just different parts of my brain dug out and spread over paper....It's actually Wamph...
Posted by Mel on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 07:03:00 PST

Yeah, you.

My God sits in the back of the limousineMy God comes in a wrapper of cellophaneMy God pouts on the cover of the magazineMy God's a shallow little bitch trying to make the sceneI have arrived and this ...
Posted by Mel on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 09:02:00 PST

Colt

It's been a long time since I related to music this way. Listen to Gag Reflex, Rock, Static, Demon in the Wheels, Bodybag. Buy the album.  If you cared enough to read this, you really won't regre...
Posted by Mel on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 01:12:00 PST

Spiffeh...

Hey look, I made this bloody thing all spiffy. Look at that... Now go find something to do, you sad bastards.
Posted by Mel on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 02:12:00 PST