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Prologue:
We're All Overrated.
Main Feature:
Hello, I Am Antplate And I'm Shit Scared Of Seagulls. I Have No Inhibitions At All. I'd Say I Was A Nice Guy, I'm A Firm Believer That Manners Are A Vital Part Of Life That Are Slowly Slipping Away, My Sense Of Humour Is Rather Varied, It Can Be Really Warped, Really Sarcastic Or Really General Depending On What Mood I Am In, I Am Without Doubt Extremely Far From Perfect , But I Am Proud Of My Imperfections Cause That's What Makes Me Who I Am Right? I Would Like To Be Perfect For Someone Who I See As Perfection, But I Guess Hope Springs Eternal. I Love My Life, Sometimes I Get The Shit End Of The Stick But In General I'm Having A Blast, I Start Every Day With A Deep Breath And A Big Smile Because I'm Glad To Be Be On This Big Blob Known As Earth. I'm A Typical Guy, I Love Good Looking Girls, But I Will Keep Away From Any Girl Who Has A Shit Personality, The People In My Life Mean Everything To Me, So Be Nice To Them. I Look Exactly The Same In Real Life As I Do On My Pictures, Like A Tool. I'm In A Band Named Green Underline And I Love It With All My Soul, I Like To Sing Harmonies Cause Harmonies Make The World A Nicer Place. People Seem To Remember Me For My General Happiness, If You Can't Be Happy, What Can You Be?...Well Sad Of Course But...Shut Up. I Hope That Soon, I Can Be One Of Those People Who Say "Music Is My Life" But Actually Mean It By Making A Living Through Playing Music, People Seem To Jabber On About My Hair A Lot, It's Big And Purple And Blonde And Before You Ask, The Answer Is 15 Minutes Including The Shower "How Long Does It Take To Do Your Hair In The Morning?" Some People Don't Like It, I Have Been Referred To As A Pokemon Character Before, But The Person Who Said It Was Ginger... I Rest My Case. If You Have Actually Taken The Time To Read This Rant Of Idiocy Then Thanks, But You Are Kinda Retarded Because You Must Have Realised By The 3rd Line That This Is A Complete Waste Of Time, Consequently Reading Me Explain That This Is A Waste Of Time Does In Fact Also Make This A Waste Of Time. Oh, I Love Singing, It Gives Me A Feeling Like No Other, Sometimes I Sound Absolutely Shite, But Ahh Well, I Try. Oh, Don't Call Me Tony, My Name Is Spelt A-N-T-H-O-N-Y. So That's Me I Suppose, I Told You It Was Long (I Never Mentioned That It Was Long At All).
Epilogue: (Ant's Final Thoughts)
I Would Like To Go Out Knowing That I've Made A Difference To At Least One Person's Life, I Hope That Everyone Out There That I Meet Feels Richer For The Experience Of Knowing Anthony Cunningham. I Would Love To Be Remembered By Everyone As The Guy Who Could Make People Laugh, Or Smile, But Also Be There For You When Needed A Right Good Chat And A Hug.
(.) ♥ w.c
