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Dæzy

Bong hits for Jesus!!

About Me

Just another old soul misplaced in this microcosm of abysmal proportions.


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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Robert Jonathan Lerer
Birthday: 7/29/'81
Birthplace: Hamilton
Current Location: Fairfield
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Gold-Brown
Height: 5' 10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left!
Your Heritage: Whitey!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Exercise shoes.
Your Weakness: Mind-altering substances(I have a busy mind).
Your Fears: Loss
Your Perfect Pizza: Pizza's not healthy.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finding my dream job.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I can't recall...
Thoughts First Waking Up: Uuh, they're too explicit to display.
Your Best Physical Feature: My girly fingers.
Your Bedtime: 3 - 5am.
Your Most Missed Memory: Long, crazy nights in boarding school
Pepsi or Coke: None! Soda is also bad.
MacDonalds or Burger King: ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME SICK?!
Single or Group Dates: so far single, but i'm flexible. If only i had a date..
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: UGH!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Those hurt my stomach.
Do you Smoke: Umm, I plead the fifth.
Do you Swear: Yes, though i try to keep it to a minimum.
Do you Sing: At times..
Do you Shower Daily: Yes.
Have you Been in Love: ALWAYS!!
Do you want to go to College: Schoolwork puts me to sleep.
Do you want to get Married: That word in my opinion is synonymous with 'Curse'.
Do you belive in yourself: Now i am.
Do you get Motion Sickness: On rare occasion.
Do you think you are Attractive: People have told me i'm cute, so i don't really worry about it.
Are you a Health Freak: I try to be.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms:
Do you play an Instrument: I fingerdrum & bang away at my Djembe & mess with beatboxes.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: YES!!
In the past month have you Smoked: I've bought a few cigars. La Tradicion by Perdomo!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: If you consider alcohol & caffeine, then yes.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No, but it'd be nice to get back into the rhythm.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeeup!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NO!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: YES!! I wan't MORE!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: No, but i do plan on doing some Karaoke!
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, but i'd like to.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: NO!
Ever been Drunk: uuh, YEAH!!
Ever been called a Tease: No.
Ever been Beaten up: Yes, & I've returned the favor.
Ever Shoplifted: Yes, one too many times.
How do you want to Die: I'll see to it that doesn't happen*wicked laughter*
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A healer, helper & peacemaker.
What country would you most like to Visit: Thailand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any
Favourite Hair Color: Red/Black!
Short or Long Hair: Depends on their figure..
Height: Whatever.
Weight: As long as they wear it well, i really don't care.
Best Clothing Style: Goth/sophistocated.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Too many.
Number of CDs I own: Too many.
Number of Piercings: 1(for the moment)
Number of Tattoos: None(for the moment)
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Taking things for granted & getting stupid.
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You Are 50% Evil
You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination. How Evil Are You? You Are A Cypress Tree

You are strong, adaptable, and striving to be content. You're good at taking what life has to give - even if you don't like it. A passionate lover who can't be satisfied, you are quick tempered at times. You hate loneliness, want love and affection, and need to be needed. A bit of a live wire, you love to gain knowledge any cost... and you can be careless at times. What is Your Celtic Horoscope?
Your Cloak is Blue. There is still hope inside
you.
What Color is your Vampire Cloak?
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You are a maniac
killer.
It doesn't matter who they are and what they
have or haven't done. You still want to kill
them. And for a simple reason only; it's fun.
Seeing people in pain is like ecstasy. Maybe
you have some sort of mental problems or you
are this way because of previous deep scars,
only you know. But now you are sadistic and
maybe you only like to see a special group of
people be in pain (e.g. preps). However you are
not the most social person in the bunch and
people think you are weird. That bothers you
somewhat but atleast you can entertain yourself
with daydreaming about killing them. After all,
they have no idea what's coming.
Main weapon: Explosives and torture
equpiment
Quote: "Insanity: a perfect
rational adjustment to an insane world" -
R.D. Lang
Facial expression: Wicked smile


What Type of Killer Are You? [cool pictures]
brought to you by Quizilla You are one of the most balanced people around Motivated and focused, you are good at getting what you want You rule at success, but success doesn't rule you. When it's playtime, you really know how to kick back Whether it's hanging out with friends or doing something you love! You live life to the fullest - encorporating the best of both worlds Do You Have a Type A Personality?
What Kind of Cute Are You? (pics)
?
Kitten Cute
You are KITTEN CUTE! You are as cute as it gets. You are adorable, snuggly, playful and small. Everyone loves you, and if they don't they're probably mean.
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What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)
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You scored as Mermaid

Mermaid: Mermaids are also known as Sirens. These creatures were beautiful women who tricked sailors into becoming completely entranced by their haunting voices and found death soon after. Not all stories of Mermaids are about gentle loving sea people. They are mystical, magical, and extremely dangerous. They have a way about them that brings anyone they are around to seem enchanted. They are very mysterious creatures and to meet one... Would mean certain Death. Let the song of the Sea fill your soul, for you are a Mermaid.


Mermaid


84%

Angel


83%

Dragon


67%

Demon


50%

WereWolf


50%

Faerie


50%

My Interests

music, life, humor, movies, herbs, holistic practices, workin' out, relaxing, cuddling, knowledge, majick, propaganda, obscurity, fine dining, exotic cuisine, cooking, dancing, flying, traveling, working, pleasing, showing off, shooting someone in the a*****e with a dart gun, fishing, dazing, daydreaming, fantasizing, long showers, shopping, tea, jewelry making, artistic things, acting like a doofus, horror movies, naughty bits, driving, activities on someone else's expense, praying, eating sushi, women, making out, theater,...uuuh, that's all i can think of at the moment.

I'd like to meet:

Mostly like-minded people, particularly artistic, freaky & other open-minded creative types(Bellydancers, Dominatrixes, Amazons, Musicians, Artists,Metaphysical practitioners, Clairvoyants[please pardon my static]etc,).
..

Music:

in no particular order: Electronica, Metal, Jazz, World, New Age, House, Trance, Folk, Dance, Bluegrass, Big Band, Trip-Hop, Rap, R&B, 80's, 70's, 60's, 50's, 40's 30's 20's, Classical, D&B, & some country(it kinda depresses me). Abazagorath, Moby, Portishead, Emperor, The Churchmen, Dropkick Murphy's, Guru/Gangstarr, Dead Milkmen, Hedningarna, Incantation, Dark Funeral, Aeternus, Fat Joe, the Orb, LTJ Bukem, Big Bud, Rammstein, A.C., Zebrahead, Enslaved, Satyricon, Vidna Obmana, Savage Garden, Deee-lite, Witchery, Dødheim's Gard, Bile, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Dissection, Sinister, Ravi Shankar, DJ Shadow, Grateful Dead, Dimmu Borgir, Tabla Beat Science, The Butt Trumpets,Peshay, Mylo, Talvin Singh, Exit 13, Betty Carter, Dr. Dre, Oscar Peterson, Beny More, Buena Vista Social Club, Susanne Teng, Patricia Spero, J Majik, Ariel, The Abyss, OBPmusic, Steve Roach, FSOL, Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan, Underworld, Gorefest, Suffocation, Coalesce, Skinlab, Mortician, Meat Beat Manifesto, Decapitated, Immolation, Theater of Hate, Minor Threat, Morbid Angel, Wimme, Goldie, Marduk, My Life with the Thrill kill Cult, Lordz of Acid, Erick Sermon, Jeru the Damaja, At The Gates, Pro-Pain, Abigor, Onyx, Bal-Sagoth, O.D.B., Wu Tang Clan, Black Sabbath, Glenn Miller, Da Bush Babees, Cab Calloway, The Cramps, Tommy Dorsey, Mayhem, Alison Krauss, Chaka Demus & Pliers, Madonna, R.Carlos Nakai, Kevin Lyttle, N.W.A., Issa Bagayogo, Govinda, Rancid, Grooverider, Cradle of Filth, The Exploited, Ex Cops, Less Than Jake, Natacha Atlas, Paco Peña, Sepultura, Soulfly, Napalm Death, Nailbomb, Hateplow, Punjabi MC, TuPac, Paul Oakenfold, Massive Attack, LiL Jon, Busta Rhymes, Puffy Ami Yumi, Carl Cox, Schooly D, to name a few,.......

Movies:

Marx Bros., Napoleon Dynamite, Brain Donors, Fear & Loathing, Young Frankenstein, Monster from a Prehistoric Planet, Stand-Up comedy, Documentaries, some Anime, Martial Arts, & how in the heck could i ever forget mentioning Horror flicks?..

Television:

Comedy Central, Cartoon Network, Link, IFC, Animal Planet, Nat'l Geographic, Discovery, BBC America, Court, E!, & other channels that i can't recall at this time.

Books:

I don't read books, they hurt my eyes.

Heroes:

Jim Morrison, Johnny Depp, Gandhi, Tommy Chong, Glen Milstead, Rodney Dangerfield, Richard Pryor, George Carlin, MLKJr, Bob Dylan,...

My Blog

I want....

Bebe Neuwirth so frikkin' bad it's killing me!How i'd love to be her naughty little 'tadpole', ooh the things i'd do to her,...MMMM!!Speaking of which, for those of you that share my feelings, look fo...
Posted by Dæzy on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 02:01:00 PST

WARNING!!!!!!

READ BEFORE ADDING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- I don't talk much.- I'm a complicated person.- I'm sensitive.- I'm a non-traditional person.- I feel as if i'm one among the many humans/species on this earth who...
Posted by Dæzy on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 03:14:00 PST

FYI,..

i have not forgotten you.I only wish the best for ALL of you, for we are all Gaia & God's children. Don't even think of losing your light, for our creators & ruling planets are ALWAYS watching...
Posted by Dæzy on Fri, 04 May 2007 09:32:00 PST

profound info from a bag of tea,..

The art of happiness is to serve all.
Posted by Dæzy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Are ya bored enough to answer these?,......

Who'z yer favorite muppet? If a fish could fart,...how would it smell? How much do you love Adult Swim? If we're all God's children,....what's so special about Jesus? What's yer 'Poison'? ...
Posted by Dæzy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST