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Chibi Jae

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According to ancient Chinese secrets that are carefully hidden at their restaurants on the place mats, Chibi Jae is a monkey. Outside of swinging on trees and eating, Chibi Jae is also an avid Velcro bowler, collector of shiny things, paints the dots on dominoes and invented the quark. Now keep those darn giraffes in the air! Jae --
[noun]:
A poltergeist sent back in time to change the course of history forever
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
You scored as Utilitarianism. Your life is guided by the principles of Utilitarianism: You seek the greatest good for the greatest number.
?The said truth is that it is the greatest happiness of the greatest number that is the measure of right and wrong.?
--Jeremy Bentham
?Whenever the general disposition of the people is such, that each individual regards those only of his interests which are selfish, and does not dwell on, or concern himself for, his share of the general interest, in such a state of things, good government is impossible.?
--John Stuart Mill
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Utilitarianism


100%

Hedonism


100%

Existentialism


100%

Kantianism


75%

Justice (Fairness)


65%

Apathy


50%

Strong Egoism


0%

Divine Command


0%

Nihilism


0%
What philosophy do you follow? (v1.03)
created with QuizFarm.com
BLUES are motivated by INTIMACY, seek opportunities
to genuinely connect with others, and need to
be appreciated. They do everything with
quality and are devoted and loyal friends and
employers/employees. Whatever or whomever
they commit to are their sole (and soul)
focus. They love to serve and will give
freely of themselves in order to nurture
others lives.BLUES, however, do need to be understood. They have
distinct preferences and occasionally the
somewhat controlling (but always fair)
personality of a confident leader. Their code
of ethics is remarkably strong and they
expect others to live honest, committed lives
as well. They enjoy sharing meaningful
moments in conversation as well as
remembering special life events (i.e.,
birthdays and anniversaries). BLUES are
dependable, thoughtful, nurturing, and can
also be self-righteous, a bit worry-prone,
and emotionally intense. They are like
sainted pit-bulls who never let go of
something once they are committed. When you
deal with a BLUE, be sincere, make an effort
to truly understand them, and truly
appreciate them.
What Color Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla My score on The LONG Scientific Personality Test :
ENFP - The Champion
(You scored 54% I to E, 10% N to S, 28% F to T, and 68% J to P!)
Your type is known as the Champion type, which is part of the larger group called idealists. Nothing occurs that does not have some deep and ethical significance in your eyes. You see life as an exciting drama. You are very charismatic, yet tend to be too harsh on yourself for not being as genuine as you think you should be. 3% of the population shares your type. As a romantic partner, you need to talk about what is going on in your life. You are a strong supporter for your partner's efforts to grow and change and be happy. You need to feel that same support from your partner. Expressive, optimistic, and curious, you are eager to enjoy new experiences with your partner, whom you wish to be your confidant and soul mate, as well as play mate. You are uncomfortable sharing negative emotion, though, and tend to withdraw from confrontation and process your feelings privately. You feel most loved when your partner appreciates your creativity, accepts your uniqueness, and sees you as the compassionate person you are. You need to hear your partner tell you how much you mean to them and would love if they did thoughtful spontaneous things to demonstrate it. Your group summary: idealists (NF) Your type summary: ENFP
Link: The LONG Scientific Personality Test ( OkCupid Free Online Dating )

My Interests

Coffee, Anime, Video Games, Smoking, Shadowrun, Humor, Eating, Kinkajous, Condiments, Rain, Monkeys Eating My Soul, Picking on Schuyler, Throwing Food, Punting Small Furry Animals, Getting Punted by Large Furry Animals, Purple, Working Retail, Sarcasm, Irony, Taking Over the World, Civilization, Europa Universalis, Gaming, Beating up Europe, China Growing Larger, Spoons, Empty Taco Shells, Imitation Meat, Cleaning Products that Smell Yummy, Digital Age Mythology, History, European Socialism, Gin, Whistling in the Dark, Being a Gamer, Memetics, European History, GLBT History, Bad Lesbian Poetry, Screaming into the Wind, Anime Conventions, Fighting Stereotypes, Brainless Wikipedia Searching

I'd like to meet:

Small Furry Animals, Large Furry Animals, Aliens, Anime Characters, People Dressed Up as Anime Characters, Small Furry Animals Dressed Up as Anime Characters, An Ancient Chinese Secret, A Not-so Ancient Chinese Secret, a Jewish Ninja, A Dirt Farmer from Death Valley, a Monkey, The King of Sweden, The Man Who Thinks He is King of Sweden, A Rebel Without a Clue and a Rubber Chicken Named Bill

Music:

They Might Be Giants, Barenaked Ladies, Warren Zevon, Bad Religion, Aqua, Billy Joel, Elton John, Buck-o Nine, Flogging Molly, Less Than Jake, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Mustard Plug, Voo Doo Glow Skulls, Siouxsie and the Banshees No Doubt, Dresden Dolls, Junior Senior, Meatloaf, Pat Benatar, Blondie, Madness, Van Morrison, John Lee Hooker, B.B. King, T-Bone Walker, Scissor Sisters, Paul Simon, U2, Tom Petty, Tom Cochrane, Bruce Springsteen, Peter Gabriel, Talking Heads, Green Day, Deep Blue Something, Live, Rolling Stones, Beatles, Gorillaz, The Who, Tenacious D, Goldfinger, Lit, Toasters, Hives, Strokes, White Stripes, Clash, Sex Pistols, Catch 22, Rancid, Reel Big Fish, Dropkick Murphys, Oasis, Crash Test Dummies, Blues Traveler, The Cars, Blue Oyster Cult, Steve Miller Band, Eagles, Wang Chung, Jimmy Cliff, Marvin Gaye, Huey Lewis, Oingo Boingo, Spin Doctors, Wall of Voodoo, Junior Senior, David Bowie, Postal Service, Death Cab for Cutie, Iron and Wine, Magnetic Fields, Jamie Cullum, Dire Straits, Men at Work, Richard Cheese, Beck, Combustible Edison, Daniel Powter, moe., TISM, Pink Spiders, New Pornographers, Teenage Fanclub, Voices For

Movies:

Ghostbusters, Blues Brothers, Empire Records, Mallrats, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Jersey Girl, The Marx Brothers, Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai, Adventures of Baron von Munchheisen, Army of Darkness, Big Trouble in Little China, Battle Royale, Ichi the Killer, Tokyo Raiders, Zulu, Hotel Rwanda, Freaked, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Gosford Park, Good Morning Vietnam, M*A*S*H*, Casablanca, M, Shadows and Fog, Touch of Evil, Rope, Playing for Keeps, Gods and Monsters, Apt Pupil, Amreican History X, American Beauty, Almost Famous, Topsy Turvey, Dark City, Monty Python, Short Cuts, The Dreamers, RENT, And the Band Played On, Annie Hall, The Last Emperor

Television:

Desperate Housewives, House, Homicide:LoTS, Law & Order, The Muppet Show, 80's and Early 90's Cartoons, Earth2, Murphy Brown, Night Court, Perfect Strangers, Twin Peaks, Brisco County Junior, Veronica Mars, Eureka, Top Chef, West Wing, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, Sports Night, Heroes, Weeds, The L Word, Dead Like Me, Twin Peaks

Books:

Cather in the Rye, Discworld, Wheel of Time, Alice in Wonderland, Lord Jim, Native Sun, Divine Comedy, Don Quixote, Middlesex, Fouccault's Pendulium, In the Name of the Rose, Equus, Great Gatsby, To Kill a Mockingbird, In Cold Blood, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, 1984, Animal Farm, Utopia, Red Badge of Courage, I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings, The Breadgivers, A Clockwork Orange, Portnoy's Complaint, Ulysses, Empire, Atlas Shrugged

My Blog

Willow Sanctuary

My house is coming back to life, awakening from its dormant state. It has been a long time since the flow of shui moved about, breathing and growing to fill every square inch of space, every room with...
Posted by Chibi Jae on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 12:28:00 PST

Mental Zoetrope

Eyes of a mind make a movie. Getting stuck in my own head again, mostly because of the comfort and familiarity of the terrain. To say that last several weeks have been overwhelming would be an underst...
Posted by Chibi Jae on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 05:28:00 PST

Serious Brew (at least thats what the can says)

I gave up on sleeping anything remotely near normal hours months ago, if I even bother to sleep at all. From outside glances I seem either deep in thought or incredibly distracted by everything around...
Posted by Chibi Jae on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 04:24:00 PST

Good Enough for Stalin and Mao

There were purges. It wasn't very pretty. The last manifestation of a long dead connection, that was still clung to by a sliver of idealistic immaturty. They had to go, the last finally clicks and del...
Posted by Chibi Jae on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 02:23:00 PST

The Places I Have Dwelled

As I sit here listening to those smooth, unheard songs of the 1980's in a basement full of relics and throwbacks to past lives, I can not help but sit here in retrospect (and continually toss Robb's c...
Posted by Chibi Jae on Tue, 15 May 2007 01:04:00 PST

Keeping Kosher in Khe Sanh

Thirty miles out with Saigon on my mind. Thirty miles in war in fucking Vietnam Dropped in there to serve some greater good Offering absolution while trapped in the horror It's dark. It's hot....
Posted by Chibi Jae on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 03:20:00 PST

Cultural Breakdown

Its been one of those cycles, overtaken by apathy and an inability to function outside of my own four walls. Riding the wave of crazy all the way to the truckstop outside of Breakdown Town. Their coff...
Posted by Chibi Jae on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 01:08:00 PST

Evil Plottings at Waffle House (circa 3:00 am)

For the past five hours I've sat here, typing and retyping some sort of deep and profound disertation on the state of things. Trying to allocate the thought patters, the shifts in paradigms. The calm ...
Posted by Chibi Jae on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 02:30:00 PST

Unitary Authority of Warrington Cat

Redefine the acts of motion, give effects to cause. Side step, turn around, lock and load. Under mounds of dirty snow lay the treasures of autumn. Cigarette stubs, crushed cans, wrappers and papers to...
Posted by Chibi Jae on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 11:47:00 PST

Burning Horses and Psychotic Stables

That is the best way to describe the current state of affairs of something that I once believed so deeply in that it was intrinsic to my very core. I ate and breathed it, cared and nutured it, did eve...
Posted by Chibi Jae on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 02:28:00 PST