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Hi.. okay - the basics..
Male, 35, Married & 1 beautiful baby daughter.
Zodiac Sign: Libra (share a birthday with Johnny Carson, Weird Al Yankovich and Sandra Bernhardt..
Location: Australia
Hometown: WOOLLOOMOOLOO (Sydney)
Schools (Other):
St Patrick's College, Launceston (Tasmania), South George Town Primary
Occupation:
"Lee Majors Stunt Double" and "Evil Olsen Twin"..
some time 1970's Roller Disco DJ (always ready to spin blistering tunes that keep the people dancing: albeit awkwardly on wheels - more often than not leading to horrendously violent and bloody, not to mention HILARIOUS incidents requiring immediate hospitalisation and notification of next of kin.. ahh.. but I digress)..
ALSO Hyborian era Warlord and Real estate Speculator.. as well as Father and Husband.
Really though..
An ex-Navy Chef: NOW A MEDIC!! I have the BEST job ever now.. (well certainly an improvement..).
Affiliations:
Fellow of "The Leo Sayer Experience Academy"; Founding member of the "Harry Reems Athletic Club" (Australian Chapter); AND Head Lifeguard with "The Kevorkian Beach Surf Lifesaving Club".
About Me:
I despite all sense, still harbor the idea than I can sing.. if I try long and loud enough: this despite having absolutely no talent. I am to music what smashing cute and fluffy little white mice with a wooden mallet is to the World Wildlife Fund..
Anyhoo..I have finally found what I HAVE to do for a job for most of my life (after trialling work as a Lifeguard, Army Medic, Clown at Children's Birthday Parties, Actor, Attraction Presenter at Movie world, Nightclub dancer, Call centre Operator, Concierge, Transit Officer) I became a Navy Chef.
Being a Chef WAS INCREDIBLY time consuming and exhausting: in addition to my Chef's duties, I'm part of the SMET (Ship's Medical Emergency Team) and QRF (Quick Response Force): WAAAAYY too much in the way of duties, so by consequence within the next month I'm becoming a Navy Medic again (and then a Nursing Officer); although less duties, it means a butt-load more responsibility. But I can handle that..
Pretty sure, at least..
Anyways, keep in mind with my previous job history though I did a few of these jobs simultaneously before being hit with the realisation that making a well loved hobby a career CAN (and DID) backfire upon you, best to get paid well for it..
I have a beautiful, clever and infinitely patient WIFE, Ellen, who despite whatever I do still finds an excuse to love me - she is my best friend, and is simply the best thing to ever happen to me (top of the list with Brazillian Waxing, Chocolate & Chilli Mudcake, 1970's Porno/Music/Fashion, Jamiroquai, My Cat, Levi 520's and Yanjing beer..and that's some list to beat!).
Add to that, a beautiful little baby Daughter, Tigerlily, who is everything that is beautiful in my wife and everything that is hopeful in me - she's perfect..
I despise reality tv: Big Brother especially. I think it exposes the worst in people, and rewards them with celebrity (remember then good old days, when you actually had to do something that mattered?).. as necessary as it seems to be, I think the "Australian/American Idol Programs are a two-edged sword: sure they give kids a chance to get out there and make some music, but I think there is a real possibility of them diluting the talent pool, and spitting in the faces of musicians that have been struggling out there for years and not had a break (and that's not just the one's who suck either..). I refuse to watch them.
ANYWAYS..
STAY BLACK - DON'T TRUST WHITEY (..unless he brings you a little present)
