I could be Jimmy Urine, although I could be some fag-ass bitch who doesn't care about anything or anyone.
Or I could be both.
I don't like to do much. And if I don't reply to you within a 30-day span, that means that people don't like me and are raping me with their emails that they send saying I'm a fraud.
But did you think that the REAL Jimmy Urine would actually be doing this? I don't think so...I think that he would be out fucking somebody instead of wasting his time here.
So, while you're here, enjoy! And have some coffee and donuts...I don't care.