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Tristen

Bro's before ho's but I won't do my bro's.

About Me

Musician, sarcastic, drunk, sassy, bad-ass, feisty, social butterfly, stubborn, night owl, pissed off, independent, amateur photographer, pervert and I'll punch you in the face if you annoy me.My photo journal updated all the time....

My Interests

Sushi, men, cooking, music, strip clubs, sex, alcohol, flowers, making out, lap dances, high heels, body boarding, Heineken, Los Angeles Dodgers, darts, men, egg rolls, firestone beer, martinis, taco bell, bar hopping, the beach, mini skirts, pole dancing, funyuns, vodka red bull, macaroni and cheese, swimming, Toronto, red velvet cupcakes, San Francisco 49ers, men, philly cheesesteaks, the beach, Wet Seal, Victoria's Secret, guitars, Wetzels Pretzels, photography, shoes, bass, Playstation 2, video games because I'm a nerd like that, Half-Life, Battlefront to name a few...

I'd like to meet:

Mmmmm Robert Downey Jr....

Music:

Nine Inch Nails, Stabbing Westward, Porcupine Tree, Jakalope, Filter, TOOL, Blindside, Cold, Econoline Crush, Steve Gillis, Queens of the Stoneage, Danny Lohner, Paul Van Dyk, Beautiful Creatures, Big Wreck, Daughtry, EVE 6, daft punk, moist, Abandoned Pools, Billy Howerdel, Matt Sorum, Black Light Burns, Lennon, BT, Raine Maida, Static in Stereo, Underworld, Candlebox, Chris Vrenna, Matthew Good Band, Chemical Brothers, My Evolution, Thornley, Lacuna Coil, The Killers, Todd Kerns, Jeordie White, A Perfect Circle, The Tea Party, Godhead, I Mother Earth, Matthew Good Band, Ferry Corsten, Richard Patrick, Finger Eleven, Rammstein, Tweaker, Troy Van Leeuwen, Iio, Paz Lenchantin, Velvet Revolver, Alexisonfire...

Movies:

Lord of the Rings, Ginger Snaps, Quiz Show, Constantine, The Bird Cage, Wallace and Gromit The Curse of the Were-Rabbit, Queen of the Damned, Y tu mamá también, James Bond, Underworld, Rear Window, Right at Your Door, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Office Space, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Silent Hill, Re-Animator, Vampire Hunter D, Murder by Death, The Devil's Rejects, Legend, Modern Times, Interview with the Vampire, anything with Charlie Chaplin.

Television:

I like really bad reality tv. I need to seek treatment for this. Please help.

Heroes:



MY DETAILS

Status: None of your fucking business.... asshole.
Here for: Friends, drunks, your hot brother and people who like drunk text messages at 2am.
Orientation: Straight
Hometown: One of those rare southern California natives. Yes we still exist. Yes I hate LA.
Body Type: 5' 2" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity: White
Sign: Scorpio
Drink: Vodka red bull.
Children: I don’t want kids and I don’t want yours either pal!
Occupation: This space available.

My Blog

Good news about the birds nest above my window

At first it was cute. Two love birds, minding their own business, being quiet and cute. Then something happened. I heard not only two birds but now I hear the sound of BABY BIRDS! Lots and lots of bab...
Posted by Tristen on Tue, 13 May 2008 10:40:00 PST

WANTED: Dodger Companion

Hooray baseball season is here and unfortunately most of the people I go with have moved out of state. Therefore I'm on a mission to find a Dodger companion to escort me to and from the games and so f...
Posted by Tristen on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 01:30:00 PST

Tristens exciting guide to helping her find a job!

Well this year started off well: joblessIt's like the plague around here or should I say a domino effect. Writers strike happens, writers walk out of the job, production shuts down, there's no scripts...
Posted by Tristen on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 09:21:00 PST

The grinch visits Toluca Lake

My parents, who never listen to a word I say in the first place, had some Christmas presents dropped off at my apartment. First off I told them they need to be delivered to my work since I'm not home ...
Posted by Tristen on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 12:16:00 PST

Tristen rates the new fall tv shows

I can't believe I actually took the time to not only post an entry about the new fall tv shows but the fact that I actually watched the new fall tv shows. I deserve a medal. This will not be pretty......
Posted by Tristen on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 07:24:00 PST

If my whole career doesn’t pan out

I have a back up plan.My co-worker needed someone to model this shirt for the September issue of AVN Online. Sorry I'm not naked. That will cost you. I had the sun in my eyes, hence the squinting. I w...
Posted by Tristen on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 07:09:00 PST

300 - softcore porn or historical epic?

I meant to post this a week ago but I lag.I saw 300 the other week. We saw it one and a half times. Why you ask? Because the sound cut out half way through the movie before the first action scene and ...
Posted by Tristen on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 05:54:00 PST

My new roommate

My parents have gone crazy after retiring and decided to sell their house, jump ship and tour the world. Which means the family cat can't tag along. So this weekend my parents dropped him off at my pl...
Posted by Tristen on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 12:58:00 PST

NAMM 2007

This entry is NOT dial up friendly. Oh wait you still have dial up? HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Friday: 3pm arrive at NAMM. Park car at hotel. Walk HUGE city block to convention. In these shoes;Yes it wa...
Posted by Tristen on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 02:02:00 PST

Another reason for me to hate Starbucks.

They invented a new addicting drink. Introducing the Cinnamon Dolce Latte;Why are lattes expensive? Cause they cost a latte to make... he, he, he... ...
Posted by Tristen on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 10:38:00 PST