LETS[get]FAMOUS

Hi, Im Chris, Im nice.
I usually have blonde hair but I dyed it black cos I got bored, and I think its gonna stay that way. I cut it myself, because I'm a cool kid.
Although my hair has caused me one car crash and counting...
Thats a joke, I didnt really, dumbass (to the idiot girl who believed that and tried to take the piss...)
I hate 90% of people on Myspace. Just because a lot of people can POTENTIALLY see you, does not make you a celebrity, get over yourselves.
No-one cares about you girls' stupid blogs which you think show how 'real' you are, and how you've grown or had life altering experiences which you've grown from etc, you people are pathetic, no-one cares about your life like you want to think they do, shut the hell up and get your tits out, you'll get the attention you crave from guys wanting in your pants much more effectively that way.
Please dont add me if you have [MG] or [PCG] or any of these other Suicide Girl wannabe groups in your name. You're not a model, you're nothing special, you're an idiot.
Thankfully, I have lots of amazing friends outside Myspace, ones that have been, and will be there, for life. No matter what.
My friends are cool, but not as cool as yours, so I'm going to steal them, ha!
Although in return, feel free to steal my pics like about 4 people have on here already
Give them abuse, it will make me heart you.
It's depressing when I go to gigs and every person looks the same as me. Yes I know this is my fault, fuck off. At least I dont live up to 99% of the stereotype.
I also dont like:
1) People who specify how you should write your comments, like "Don't just write thanks for the add, think of something interesting" - Shut up, i'll write what I want.
2) People who say "message me or i'll delete you" - Chances are you added me love, I dont owe you my time, I'll message you if you're worth messaging.
3) People who constantly moan about "Ooooh, my life is so shit, I want to die, I cant cope anymore, everything in my life sucks, im gonna go and kill myself"...just because theyre going through some pathetic high school crap, like a boy doesnt like them or they dont get on with their parents. Grow up. In fact no, dont grow up, just do us all a favour and actually go and kill yourself like you say you constantly want to, theres plenty of people going through shit a hundred times worse than you, youre just too wrapped up in your own pathetic lives to realise it. If you want some razor blades to help you i'll happily dish them out. Even though you all deserve to be stabbed repeatedly in the face.
4) Girls who cheat. You deserve everything you get. Scum.
5) Myspace. But I still use it. No I dont know why either.
6) People who talk to you purely so that they can say "Go comment my pics" - I'll make you feel good in my own way, not by writing some shit comment which you forced me to write.
Although go comment my pics they're woah sexy, aaaaahahahaaaa, man i'm funny.
I am not how my profile makes me out to be, I have a dry acerbic sense of humour (and a large vocabulary...acerbic? aha.) I'm actually one of the friendliest, nicest and most genuine people you'll meet, just dont fuck me over.
I'm smart, I dont mind admitting it. And I like talking to smart people, who have opinions and are interested in cool things besides 'OMFGZZZZ how bare drunk were we last nite LOLZ'. Die please.
If you're a stupid little try-hard scene girl, who are always a lot fatter than their pics make them out to be, dont add me, and while you're pressing the 'home' button, go and hang yourself by one of your ginormous fake eyelashes which you think help cover up your ugliness, but in fact make you look even worse. ta.
On that note, I don't get ugly insecure girls, who have to slag off other more attractive girls, in order to make themselves feel better about themselves. Pointing out someone elses flaws, doesnt suddenly turn you into Carmen Electra, you'll still have a face like a Bulldog licking piss off a thistle.
I cant stand these stupid people who take great lengths to express how much they are 'in love' with their latest boyfriend who they've known for 10 minutes on their myspaces. No, you're not in love, you're stupid and writing it because its what you think the definition of love is, and you want so badly to convince people you have it, when you dont. I can guarantee your boyfriend is looking at some others girl's pictures right now wondering if he'd rather be with her.
I love playing my bass with my band, we rock....well...my mum likes the music anyways...err.
Check us out
I look good in eyeliner apparently, my mum probably doesnt agree on that one.
I like girls that look good in tight jeans and heels.
I want one who is naturally pretty, and I can stay up all night with watching South Park and Family Guy dvd's with. One I can fall asleep with and wake up smiling. One that can make me laugh and I can laugh at stupid shizzle with that only we understand, play computer games, be a geek with, and take the piss out of and not have her get offended. One that I can show off to my friends and say "Thats her" and she'll do the same with me, and be satisfied with just me, and not need 7856785 other guys giving them attention. One that doesnt live their life through the internet. One that makes time for me and makes me want to be with her all of the time.
Found Her
This is her sex face.
I love using Photoshop to make cool pictures, I wish I was better on it than I am (although I'm not too bad).
I love music, Its the best thing in my life.
Apart from Bring Me The Horizon, they're shit, stop pretending to like them to fit in with your shitty scene. They have good hair, they make noise, not music. They can fuck right off.
So can Jessica Simpson and Paris Hilton, burn bitch, burn.
I like how disgusted with the world my profile makes me out to be, im not, but the more I spend on Myspace looking at some of you idiots, the more im heading that way...