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Leon Trotsky

True heir to Lenin and the People's Revolution.

About Me

I'm an old exiled revolutionary in Mexico City. I once lead the great Red Army in a battle to secure the first People's Marxist revolution in a great battle against the bourgeois White powers. Then this big douche took over and booted me out, let me tell you, that doesn't stick with ya. Now I'm pissing in a hole in the back yard surrounded by chickens while this megalomaniac with a mustache sits in the Kremlin I fought and bled for. But, what can you do.

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My Interests

Worker's revolution, leading a good cavelry charge into fire, martial parades, and consolidating a Communist empire under siege on all sides from an international coalition of Whites.

I'd like to meet:

Um, any heros of the Revolution. David Blane seems pretty cool.

Music:

Bach, Borodin, Tchaikovsky, Ukranian folk music, Rage Against the Machine & Taylor Hicks (something about that kid...)

Movies:

Anything by Sergei Eisenstein. True proletarian film.

Television:

I'm an Idol fan. Any ABC Movie of the Week.

Books:

Anything by myself, of course! Love a good work by Marx, Engles or my main man, Lenin.

Heroes:

V.I. Lennin. Our martyred bretheren Kamenev, Zinoviev, Rykov & Bukharin. Screw you Stalin. Come and get me, Bitch!