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About Me

UNFITNEY. I've spent my life exploring the subtle whoring that costs too much to be free.

International look book They Shoot Homos Don't They? is going to be pounding The Cock on the 26th of September for the US launch of it's mantastic fourth issue.This issue goes on a 'power-trip' featuring top friends Anthony Goicolea, Walter Van Beirendonck, Christos Tsiolkas and total Limp Wrist Martin Sorrondeguy.A limited number of copies also contain an audio compendium of manjams from No Bra, Yo Majesty, The Presets, Khan, and Glass Candy.TSHDT? is for men and their admirers, but you don't have to be gay to get it.www.theyshoothomosdontthey.comSEPTEMBER 26th! * TSHDT? Issue 4 Release Party * Linda Simpsons SLURP! @ the COCK * Upstairs Dj's Telfar & Michael Magnan * Downstairs Dj's JD SAMSON (LeTigre,Peaches,Men),SHAGS (TSHDT?), and MERKIN MUFFLEY (professional amatUer

My Interests

i'm a big fan of professional amatUer presents: Tuesdays at SUGARLAND. for OBVIOUS reasons. sibling rivalry REALLY revs my engine. Z Cavarichis RULE

Sweater punk,girl groups gone wild, ESL rock, Funk for punks .

I'd like to meet:

e="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uHinzCLP4xA"two words. Levar. Burton.

Music:

Hall and Oates, The The, Ambrosia, Billy Joel, Neil Diamond, C + C Music Factory, The Electric Slide, talibam, stay fucked, NC-17, Dirt Class Records, number ONE Fanilow, Dj Merkin Muffley,TSHDT comp cds,Seymour Butz,the Knife, Softlightes,Billy Ocean,Juice Newton,BIlly Joe Shaver,Dj AS IF!,Shags,dj PALEBOY, Electrelane,Turin Brakes, Nina Simone, Esthero, Conway twitty, The Books, ELO, Queen, Cheap Trick, Bowie, IQU, Climber, Yo La Tengo, Oak Ridge Boys,Statler Brothers, Loretta Lynn, Avalanches, Betty Davis, Oingo Boingo, Delta 5, This Mortal Coil, Grace Jones, t. Raumschmiere, Aphex twin, Boney M, the Tubes, Dump, Devo, Broken Social Scene, Billy Holiday, Annie Lennox,the Knife,Knives,the Kids on Tv,Cansei De Ser Sexy,THE GOSSIP THE GOSSIP THE GOSSIP!!,Spank Rock,Matthew Wilder,Ambrosia,Christopher Cross,clap your hands say yeah,architecture in helsinki, Aero Wave, Aereogramme, Faint, Flaming lips, Abba, Grandaddy, Kid Loco, Barry Adamson, United future Organization, Arling and Cameron, Meryn Cadell,Kings of convenience, Kingsbury manx, Lesbians on Ectasy, MIdwest product, Mirwais, Neutral Milk Hotel, ESG, RjD2, Slits, Snow Patrol, Weird War,the blow, young pioneers,

Movies:

breakin, wickerman, mommie dearest, polyester, grey gardens, chuck n buck, over the edge?, chopper, desperate living, ice strorm, little otik, terror in the mall,puffy chair, spiderman 3 sux balls,

Television:

passions(rip fall 07), judge joe brown, judge judy, judge hackett,christinas court (she don't even pretend to be a judge) stargate sg1,heroes,wonder years, rob and big, little britain, Idol, 30 ROCK, arrested development (rip)

Books:

electric kool aid acid test, the happy hooker, helter skelter,middlesex,nine stories,the sluts,invisible monsters,the poetry of dorothy parker, collected love letters from YOUR MOM,haunted, rant,a scanner darkly, naked, she's come undone, the onion, THEY SHOOT HOMO'S, DON'T THEY?,

Heroes: