Woof Woof

This is the story of Launceston based 'questionable punk' 3 Piece 'Woof wooF', James Saward, James Brewer and Matthew Hyde.
It is not a good story, but what it lacks in action, romance and basic entertainment value; it makes up for in length and longwindedness
Our story begins in 2001
James Saward and Matt having been 2 of the 3 members of cult singalong band 'DOORKNOB' along with the taught and virile Mr James Ling; which met an unfortunate end... when pretty much everybody thought they were crap...
Many many many years went by (nearly 2) when Matt rang up James Saward to ask him to fill in for the ill fated drummer of the ill mannered 3 piece shit band that was 'SPATULA LICKERS', you may remember their many hits 'Give me a stick and I'll dislodge your shit', 'Freezer Full of Vomit' or 'Don't touch that drumstick I saw where he drumstuck it'...
No??
Anyway... The addition of Saward went well it went very well, they kicked the other guy out and kept him.
Tragedy struck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When then bass player Chris Rattray decided he couldnt be assed! So with one small phone call in July 2003 the band became the simmering soup of sex you know them to be today, James (Pretty boy) Brewer became the third piece of the pie; and so the band decided this new combination of man meat demanded a new name, they became 'WOOF WOOF'!!
They played there first gig in September that year and then did basically ass all (literally very little if not to say nothing at all) until recently.
That was the story of Woof woof...