From: San Francisco Chronicle 2/6/05.
Q. When and why did you start protesting?
A. I started about five years ago. My protest is regarding the embezzlement and treason against me committed first by former President Clinton and other guiltied parties, mostly in Washington, who slander the several billions population in the 12 galaxies.
Q. Which president has been worse to the 12 galaxies, Clinton or Bush?
A. I would have to say Clinton because of the strong evidence against him for not paying my royalties as a movie star. But Bush still has another term to go, so maybe he will eventually be worse.
Q. Do you have a regular route?
A. Yes. It is based around Market and Montgomery streets, depending on commute and traffic hour. I protest seven days a week and I hold the Guinness Book of World Records for longest consecutive protest. I have walked more than the March of Dimes and Salvation Army put together.
Q. Do you ever call in sick or take a vacation?
A. I was sick once a couple of years ago. I go skiing once a year in Lake Tahoe. Telepathic treason limits my ability to ski on the advanced slopes. I do not ski with my sign.
Q. How is your commute?
A. I take BART every day from my home in Oakland.
Q. Where do you get your sign?
A. I pick up an updated sign each week from Signographics. I pay for it with the money I make from company advertising on the other side.
Q. What do you think about the 12 Galaxies nightclub?
A. It is an honor. I also like the progressive rock music performed there and the complementary and tasty Budweisers they give me. Sometimes they serve me special cocktails.
