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Bruce Wayne's intern

i love my job.

About Me


I am not from here.
I am homesick.
I want to live in a giant tree when I grow up.

I miss Grandmother, Peter, and Baby.
Maybe the giant tree will be on another planet. One that is more like home. =^_^=

My Interests

hydrogen power water vapor drifting action figures lego adultswim comics musical instruments fashion design bioanthropology swords ninja nanchaku furry animals large felines animation reptiles autism cartoons sleeping aliens vigilantes ASL vs SEE why so many Deaf people are illiterate time travel martial arts space travel super powers family flying bicycle egypt philisophy eastern theologies non-english languages lucid dreaming astral projection hypnagogic/hypnopompic paralysis neuroscience batman.

I'd like to meet:


artists
turtles
musicians
childrens
heroes
et cetera
me.

Music:

jazz
trip hop
the kitchen sink.

Movies:

Animated comedy sci fi.

Television:

Cartoon Network, 24/7. (okay maybe a little sci fi channel or animal planet here and there, but i Need cartoons to Live.)

Books:

comics

Heroes:

People who throw crayons at maps, and figure out ways to get where the marks are. Especially people who actually get there.

My Blog

I’m curious about the N word.

So...With the exception of some number of recording artists [coughselloutscoughcough],Why is it that the only people I knowwho think it’s okay to use the N word, or its variations, on a regular ...
Posted by Bruce Wayne's intern on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 01:21:00 PST

In-between time.

J: would the excessive commuting be worthwhile though?T: yesdudei love commutingit's my favorite part of workingJ: that'd be a lot of back and forth on a dailty basis you'd be losing like days every w...
Posted by Bruce Wayne's intern on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 03:31:00 PST

pet peeves.

I'm not a malevolent or negative person,but there are things that bug me.I have never compiled a list of pet peeves before, and i usually skip or give vague/humorous answers to the questions in survey...
Posted by Bruce Wayne's intern on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 05:21:00 PST

I have been tagged. Again.

1. My first thought when i see a banana is "I am a pineapple. Je suis un ananas. Telefrançais, telefrançais, telefrançais."2. My wallet is made out of tracing paper, tape, and ink.3. I was in a jazz c...
Posted by Bruce Wayne's intern on Fri, 25 May 2007 09:36:00 PST

If you read this, you will lose braincells.

My parents get Nickelodeon magazine sometimes, because they are teachers. This month's issue had Justin Timberlake on the cover, apparently because he will be hosting the Kids' Choice awards this year...
Posted by Bruce Wayne's intern on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 07:56:00 PST

I want

I want to meet all the pretty girls.further update later.
Posted by Bruce Wayne's intern on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 01:48:00 PST

two things.

1. The ninja party was awesome. Thank you to all who came.2. For those of you who don't know, I QUIT MY JOB.[super happy]
Posted by Bruce Wayne's intern on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 11:54:00 PST

NINJA PARTY. come or be assassinated! ^___^

EVERYONE IS INVITED TO THE NINJA PARTY.When: Friday, October 27th, 9pmWhere: My Place.What: Music, Dancing, Ninja games (complete with ninja party favors!), Food, SAKE.How: Dress as your favorite ninj...
Posted by Bruce Wayne's intern on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 09:38:00 PST

Happy.

I hung out with my mom today.^________________________^
Posted by Bruce Wayne's intern on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 08:04:00 PST

Superpowers?

The highlight of my day:After completing a rather difficult section of a client's halloween costume today, I realized that I was incredibly thirsty. So, I poured myself one of the largest glasses of w...
Posted by Bruce Wayne's intern on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 11:03:00 PST