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mary von trapp

some day i'm gonna be dignified.

About Me

i am blunt. sometimes that overwhelms people.
also,
life goals
bike the west coast of michigan
start a band called molested by dinosaurs
restore my loom
get a motorcycle license
paint a life size velvet portrait of lionel ritchie entitled the squire of pop
own a mouse deer

My Interests

overseas friends
stripes on girls and boys
"authentic pirates"
knitting, weaving and latch hooking
self loathing
feeding apples to deer
cute packaging
listening to the radio via the internet
merrill patrick cronley
day trips
waiting for the post
the shape of michigan
grizzly pete
r. kelly and usher three way calling girls
making like a turtle
sunday night jesus kamp
bro themed sundries
mean cakes
used wives
wafts of donuts
von trapp fashion
hawk-headed parrots

I'd like to meet:

a kitler.

Music:

generic mix tapes
m.i.a.
donovan

Movies:

the weatherman
the big lebowski
love story

Television:

i would only own one if it were shaped like an apple

Books:

the stranger
barrel fever
kitchen
banvard's folly
andrew henry's meadow
trinity
birds of america
sixpence house: lost in a town of books

Heroes:

paul collins