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Miss Fit

im hot..sticky sweet...from my head to my feet.

About Me

I love fractals. ***** ****** I willingly worship false profits. I will encourage you to join me. I blaspheme. You should to. I mute commercials because I know it to be a TRUTH that we are given over by our "free" government to various corporations to be used as pawns to further many vast and terrible conspiracies that give everyone a false sense of constant NEED which can only be filled by the relentless consumption of billions of products great and small. Always building debt, and always "needing" more. Kids are getting more retarded with every second and it seems to me like money and greed itself is the root of all real evil. As you can see, I am bitter and spiteful funny and precious. I am the #1 most lucky, most best. You will love me but I wont love you back. At least not enough to make you happy. I am prone to violence of body and mind....sometimes encouraged by drink and debauch. Trying to keep that sort of thing to a minimum can be a meditation. I specialize in burning bridges. ******

My Interests

I like watching the sky turn to dawn. I like getting the joke and for you to get my random sense of humor. *********************************************************I LOVE blood on the ice. ******** ************* I like drinking whiskey and water w/ a nice light beer chaser....I like playing games of all sorts - board, dice, mind..etc. - I like to talk crazy shit and be forgiven or joined. I like talking to someone you have known for years and have finally met. yeah, stuff like that. And METH LABS. **************************AND PARTY LIQUOR...AND PIMPIN' WITH A WOOF MONTAGE KILLING VAMPIRES: ***************** ****************==========

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Pretty blue stars

I'd like to meet:

******************** A dominant pack leader... and PEOPLE WHO ARE SMARTER THAN ME who can tell me things and answer questions and have great new jokes that make me giggle aaaaand people who like to drink and people who forgive terrible run-on sentences **OH YEAH, AND THIS GUY***** ************ HIM TO! ******** .... ** AND THIS GUY TO.. **object width="425" height="350" .... **** .. width="425" height="350" ....

Music:

YEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!! **************************** ************************ THERE IS NOTHING HOTTER THAN THESE TWO BEAUTIES! .. width="425" height="350" .... **************************** SARDE, DE LA SOUL, HANK WILLIAMS, WILLIE NELSON, WHITE STIPES, MISFITS, BEASTIE BOYS, JANES ADDICTION, TOM WAITS, CONCRETE BLONDE, PRIMUS, WESLEY WILLIS, PORTERHALL TENNESEE, THE OFAYS, outkast, MINOR THREAT, JOHN PRINE, THE WHO, FANCHION STINGER, DIGITAL UNDERGROUND, PIXIES, RADIOHEAD, TALKING HEADS, JAMES BROWN, MOTORHEAD, AC/DC, TRIBE CALLED QUEST, PATSY CLINE, LUCINDA WILLIAMS, VELVET UNDERGROUND, DAVID BOWE, CINDY LAUPER, L7, THE CURE, DEAD KENEDYS,METHOD MAN, METALICA, GUNS N' ROSES, LOST BOYZ, PHARSIDE, G LOVE AND SPECIAL SAUCE, JACKSON 5, OTIS REDDING, JOHN LEE HOOKER, BLACK SABBATH, OLU DARA, 2 PAC, NOTORIUS B.I.G., SNOOP DOG, ELVIS, TOM PETTY, JOAN JETT, TRIBE 8, POUGES, ROLLING STONES, ARETHA FRANKLIN, NEW EDITION(haha, just kidding), STAN GOETZ, BROADZILLA!!!!!!!!,***NICK CAVE***, PJ HARVEY... I COULD GO ON AND ON......

Movies:

SECRETARY, RUN RONNIE RUN, BIG LEBOWSKI, TWO MULES FOR SISTER SARAH, URBAN COWBOY, ANYTHING WITH WILL FERREL, LORD OF THE RINGS(NERDALERT), THE PROFESSIONAL-MMMMMM, BRAM STOKERS DRACULA, A SLIPPING DOWN LIFE, TEAM AMERICA!!

Television:

24,RED WINGS HOKEY, PISTONS!!, STANGERS WITH CANDY, SOUTHPARK, SEINFELD, SURVIVOR, SIMPSONS, MR.SHOW!!!!, AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE, KIDS IN THE HALL, UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE, THE STATE, SQUIDBILLIES, FAMILY GUY

Books:

ME TALK PRETTY ONE DAY, ISHMEAL, STORY OF B, BAREL FEVER, WORLD ACORDING TO GARP, TRASHY VAMPIRE NOVELS, AND IT'S BEEN A WHILE, BUT I LOVE MR. BUKOWSKI...New fave is graphic novel: 30 Days of Night - fucking bomb...I LOVE vampires! **** N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N

Heroes:

GLEN DANZIG. EARLY KUYLER. THE RED WINGS. THE MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE, DAVID CROSS, I THINK JESUS WAS COOL GUY, Free Myspace Cursors

My Blog

This is me, cryin' like a little girl about cryin' ass Cranky Babies

I am sick of them. All of them. The Ones at work, the ones at home, the ones on the radio....all of them. Post birth abortions on demand. Leiniency is the fault I own on this one. A strong pack leader...
Posted by Miss Fit on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 06:47:00 PST

GONE DADDY GONE, MY LOVE IS GONE

I have had this song stuck in my head for 3 days now. I dont even remember the last time I listened to the violent femes. Its been years. I have been singing it in my head and changing stuff around......
Posted by Miss Fit on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 05:30:00 PST

HOWZ THIS FOR A SLICE OF FRIED GOLD?

ok, sooooo, ummm. I'm not quite sure what prompted this posting...I dont really have much to say. It's just been a while I guess. Let's see, whats been up with my ass as of late....I have some tempora...
Posted by Miss Fit on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 05:15:00 PST

Pharmeeeez

This is a shout out to PharmacuticalZ in all shapes and sizes. Of course, not the ones ment to keep you (and all those old people) alive...they're ok, but I'm talkin' about the little white/blue/yell...
Posted by Miss Fit on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 08:28:00 PST

SUPER BOWL *** SUPER SUX

IM ON A 15 HOUR SHIFT RIGHT NOW. MY BRAIN IS MUSH. I HAVE GROWN TO HATE FOOTBALL AND ALL THAT IT MEANS. IM FROM MICHIGAN, IM NOT SUPPOSED TO HATE FOOTBALL...SOMETHING IS VERY WRONG.....I NEED ALCOHOL ...
Posted by Miss Fit on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 10:20:00 PST

OH. MY. GOD. BECKY........

LOOK AT MY BUTT...IT IS SOOO BIG.    seriously, no dairy, no wheat, no corn, no sugar.....I'm on the triple threat of soup, salad, and stir fry.....it's not bad...fer now!!   xoxoxox&n...
Posted by Miss Fit on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 06:54:00 PST

WHO TOOK THE CHRIST OUT OF CHRISTMAS?

My boss said this to me re:  a sign I made that said x-mas ( to save valuable time and energy - of course )  instead of christmas. He was totally serious. I found this quite amusin...
Posted by Miss Fit on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 01:56:00 PST

GoooooooOOOO WINGS!

FUCKING A. I AM SO HAPPY THAT HOCKY IS BACK!!  MANNY IS KICKIN' ASS .....AND MY NUMBER ONE MOST LUCKY HUSBAND STEVIE Y IS IN FULL EFFECT....... I HATE MOST THINGS, BUT HOCKY ALWAYS MAKES ME SMILE...
Posted by Miss Fit on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 04:05:00 PST

NEW INK PEEEPLZ!!

I FINNALLY DID IT!!!!   I GOT A HUGE FUCKIN' OSTRIGE WITH IT'S HEAD IN THE GROUND ON MY LEFT ARM....TOTALLY SHUWHEEET. MR MARK STOPKE AT LUCKEY MONKEY TOOK VERY GOOD CARE OF ME AND I WI...
Posted by Miss Fit on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 07:18:00 PST

pain killerz

so my back went out and im a lot of worthless at the moment. cant drive, cant sit, cant stand, cant lay down.....untill....the pillz kick in...mmmmmmmmpainkillerzzzzzzzz
Posted by Miss Fit on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST